oh it is totally going to be a AIM Chat kinda night

9/9/2009 5:52:34 PM

for you maybe. i have work. someone else will have to be hit on by lesbians

9/9/2009 5:53:45 PM

call in sick

9/9/2009 6:02:46 PM

"Yeah boss, I can't come in today. I have AIDS."

9/9/2009 6:08:19 PM

because my dick is just that good

9/9/2009 6:34:16 PM

I suspect my wife's main reason for having sex is because I start having sex with her.

9/9/2009 6:52:15 PM

my reason for having sex is usually....


because i'm HAMMERED

9/9/2009 6:53:16 PM

this thread makes me lol

my reason is cause i love it, its fun, so why the hell not!!!

9/9/2009 6:53:35 PM

^ PM me please

9/9/2009 6:55:24 PM

i cry during sex

9/9/2009 6:55:58 PM

ddk whoring it up ITT

9/9/2009 7:28:32 PM

she has wanted some eternal since day 1. give the girl a break

9/9/2009 7:31:32 PM

my sister has no complaints

9/9/2009 7:31:49 PM

i have sex because i want to

but yes sometimes i like to trade things for sexual favors. but what is so wrong with that!

9/9/2009 8:54:38 PM

everything

9/9/2009 8:55:05 PM

no way

you help me do heavy lifting, i give you a bj

everyone wins. i don't get the problemo

9/9/2009 8:55:40 PM

^ not worth it

9/9/2009 8:58:35 PM

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"Fareako All American 4754 Posts user info edit post ddk whoring it up ITT 9/9/2009 7:28:32 PM djeternal Mike Vick is God 48773 Posts user info edit post she has wanted some eternal since day 1. give the girl a break 9/9/2009 7:31:32 PM"

truth

9/9/2009 8:59:18 PM

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"but yes sometimes i like to trade things for sexual favors. but what is so wrong with that!"

Eventually, that (could) turn into you not having sex because you didn't get what you wanted. It's best to just not use sex as a bargaining chip.

9/9/2009 9:00:19 PM

I do heavy lifting and other "manly duties" because that is what I am supposed to do, not because I get blowjobs out of it

The same way my GF does laundry and cooks dinner not expecting me to lick her pussy afterwards.

9/9/2009 9:01:42 PM

^^ haha but that would just suck for me, too

^ yea i guess i use it more as a reward than a trade. i mean he does what he does and sometimes i like to add an extra "thank you"

9/9/2009 9:02:45 PM

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"^^agreed, for sure. but just saying. If a dude has a busted face, but a decent body and a 8 inch cock, you'd find him at least somewhat sexually attractive. same thing that dudes look for. if the face is busted and she has a nice body, we'd hit it 9/10."

But yeah, umm, don't you think the 'research' was done with clothed participants or pics of clothed people?

It is easy to see a woman has a nice body even if her face is busted, unless she is wearing a potato sack.

But if a dude's face is busted, a woman can't tell if he has an 8 inch cock or not, and as for the body, sometimes it is possible to see if the body is decent or not through clothes, but sometimes not.

9/9/2009 9:03:09 PM

my point is that it shouldn't be a reward. I lick her pussy because I like making her feel good, and she sucks me dick because she likes making me feel good. it has nothing to do with anything outside the bedroom.

you start having that mentality, then you get into problems. example: "well i was going to suck your dick tonight, but since you didn't take the trash out you can forget it"

9/9/2009 9:04:11 PM

hahahaha

no not like that.

9/9/2009 9:05:15 PM

not yet at least

9/9/2009 9:05:50 PM

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"my head hurts"

no worries, ddk. help is on the way.

9/9/2009 9:09:29 PM

no not ever!

if a girl with holds sex, doesn't that just suck for her, too?

yes, yes i think it does.

9/9/2009 9:10:56 PM

I almost cried from lolling so hard at

Quote :

"and she sucks me dick "

because I keep picturing you're a goddamn pirate


I think the paint in my new apt isn't helping matters.

9/9/2009 9:20:03 PM

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"ddk whoring it up ITT"

don't be so jealous

9/9/2009 10:09:40 PM

This is like a nightmare that keeps repeating itself.

Similar to Groundhog Day son.

9/9/2009 10:10:41 PM

hmmm i have sex cause its fucking fantastic, thats why

9/9/2009 10:16:29 PM

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"I almost cried from lolling so hard at"

you made me almost cry from lolling so hard for pointing that out

9/9/2009 10:17:46 PM

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"so for the time being I'll just say that I don't think I could hook up with a guy with a cringe-worthy face but fat wallet."

I give lucy credit for realizing that the reality of an ugly man with a fat wallet hitting on her might be harder to resist than the theory of an ugly man with a fat wallet hitting on her.

9/10/2009 6:27:07 AM

^ The reality is that I've never been hit on by a millionaire and probably never will. The other reality is that since I am so superficial, I probably wouldn't really give an ugly millionaire the time of day long enough to find out that he's a millionaire.

9/10/2009 9:22:25 AM

OMG NEW!

9/10/2009 9:23:54 AM

The question still stands if you're not superficial enough to accept an ugly millionaire who is also a good man.

9/10/2009 9:24:12 AM