2.oh face

9/13/2009 9:04:35 PM

I, too, have had sex.

9/13/2009 9:04:54 PM

ive faked an orgasm


do i win a prize ?

9/13/2009 9:05:07 PM

this thread is like 9/10

[Edited on September 13, 2009 at 9:05 PM. Reason : ^i've faked 3]

9/13/2009 9:05:23 PM

Thanks, not dnl!

9/13/2009 9:12:53 PM

Quote :

"i'm a fan of the ones that last 5-10 seconds"

yes.

Quote :

"i'm definitely a fan of the ones where i cannot breathe for a good bit after it "

yes.

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"the ones when your legs are weak afterwards! "

yes.

and i'll add:

the ones where you are a little dizzy and your vision is all screwy.

9/13/2009 9:15:56 PM

I wonder what people with synaesthesia see when they climax.

9/13/2009 9:18:21 PM

I'll have to ask my wife if she gets those symptoms...

And if she doesnt, we'll have to see what we can do about getting her to that point...

I do know that when I came home after 6 months on R&R, her face was a very bright red with a very complex expression on her face. We were not able to have sex comfortably for about a week after that.

I would have to talk her into it, and after she agreed, she would talk about how it would hurt at first and then it would hurt really good when we got into it.

These things really aren't making sense to me.

Females? Help with clarity please?

9/13/2009 9:35:04 PM

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"the ones where you are a little dizzy and your vision is all screwy."

oh yea....that usually happens when i stop breathing for too long.....


^ if it's been a long time, the first time could hurt....after a bit of time it feels so good that you just don't notice the pain

[Edited on September 13, 2009 at 9:37 PM. Reason : .]

9/13/2009 9:36:26 PM

NRR is awesome. He consistently gives me 3 or 4 intense orgasms in 20-30 minutes.

The best though is when I orgasm once but he doesn't stop, then it's like one O after another O and I can't tell where one begins and the other ends. Then I'm all dizzy, breathless and giddy afterward.

9/13/2009 10:01:07 PM

9/13/2009 10:02:41 PM

^4 Preach it sister... or the ones that make you feel dazed afterwards and you're just like "whaaa?"

Personally the best I've had was 3 big ones back to back in the span of about 5 minutes

9/13/2009 10:02:52 PM

i wonder how different an orgasm feels for a dude and a woman. like whats a "big" orgasm feel like for a man, compared to a big orgasm for a woman

9/13/2009 10:07:57 PM

i know some of mine are definitely way more intense than the others

9/13/2009 10:09:21 PM

I consider a big one to be so intense I can't think straight afterwards

9/13/2009 10:13:43 PM

or walk straight

[Edited on September 13, 2009 at 10:21 PM. Reason : .]

9/13/2009 10:21:16 PM

or just the sex session where you can't walk for a few days.....

9/13/2009 10:22:47 PM

^ that's not always a good thing!

jackrabbit sex ftl (well, sometimes)

9/13/2009 10:32:46 PM

see thats not fair. there is no such thing as sex that makes guys not be able to walk for days. i think its more of a hyperbole than anything else.

9/13/2009 10:56:41 PM

^ I think there is

i.e., butt sex

9/13/2009 10:57:42 PM

^^^ yea, sometimes definitely not a good thing. but most of the time it isn't the result of jackrabbit sex, it's the result of a lot of sex....

[Edited on September 13, 2009 at 10:57 PM. Reason : .]

9/13/2009 10:57:44 PM

^^no homo for me and no strapons for my lady, so no butt sex for me

[Edited on September 13, 2009 at 10:59 PM. Reason : .]

9/13/2009 10:59:19 PM

jackrabbit sex is really hard for me. I can't seem to make it last long enough. Tips?

9/13/2009 11:08:53 PM

Try Adderall!

9/13/2009 11:09:33 PM

Adderall... what does that do? I know what it is, but how does that help?

9/13/2009 11:12:19 PM

or effexxor. if u can get it up

9/13/2009 11:12:29 PM

How about tips that don't involve drugs...

9/13/2009 11:13:21 PM

honestly, I know very few women who are fans of jackrabbit sex

it usually means you don't know what the f you're doing

9/13/2009 11:13:31 PM

^Right

which is why I'm asking for tips...

9/13/2009 11:14:12 PM

then what should a man do, guvna

9/13/2009 11:14:29 PM

jackrabbit sex

9/13/2009 11:15:14 PM

yeah here's a tip

don't do it

it's one thing to have a spur of the moment pound-pound-pound span during a sack session but for real? the whole time?

no.

unless of course you only last like 3 minutes.

9/13/2009 11:15:46 PM

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"How about tips that don't involve drugs..."

Just pace yourself. It doesn't have to be spry, stochastic, staccato poking for it to be jack rabbit sex.

Also, drink a lot of water and eat a lot of fruit (cantaloupe and watermelon, esp.)

9/13/2009 11:16:51 PM

I'M GETTING A BIG ONE FROM READING THIS THREAD

9/13/2009 11:18:36 PM

yea, sorry if my post was misleading, but i wasn't talking about jackrabbit sex....

so i would advise against it as well

9/13/2009 11:19:10 PM

well so much for that.

What else?

9/13/2009 11:19:38 PM

^^ Ah yes. Making a woman doing the post-coital waddle != jackrabbit sex.

^ IDK. Have you talked to your woman? They typically know what they like.

[Edited on September 13, 2009 at 11:20 PM. Reason : .]

9/13/2009 11:20:10 PM

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"Also, drink a lot of water and eat a lot of fruit (cantaloupe and watermelon, esp.)"

This can help.

Yeah I pace myself just fine I think. But the whole Jackrabbit thing, I was like "Hey that sounds cool, what do I have to do?"

Now it's don't do it. LOL

^Yeah, we talk all the time, but I'm up for something she's never tried to see if it's a go or no-go.

[Edited on September 13, 2009 at 11:22 PM. Reason : a]

9/13/2009 11:21:27 PM

I'll give you a synopsis of jackrabbit sex

poundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpound
poundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpound
poundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpound
poundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpound
poundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpound
poundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpound
poundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpound
poundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpounddone.


how does that sound fun for us?

9/13/2009 11:22:46 PM

Quote :

"... my wife is one of those lucky biological specimens who orgasms every time just from sex."

post

The best was when I was about 5 months pregnant. It made me cry it was so AMAZING!

9/13/2009 11:23:38 PM

^^Well I'm not refuting you. You know what works for you, I'm sure.

Just asking questions. No one ever learns if they have too much pride.

[Edited on September 13, 2009 at 11:24 PM. Reason : a]

9/13/2009 11:24:23 PM

Quote :

"I'll give you a synopsis of jackrabbit sex poundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpound poundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpound poundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpound poundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpound poundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpound poundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpound poundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpound poundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpoundpounddone. how does that sound fun for us?"

That sounds predictable and painful. I guess I have jackrabbit sex confused with marathon sex.

Marathon sex can be fun, if you don't have anything to do the next day.

[Edited on September 13, 2009 at 11:25 PM. Reason : .]

9/13/2009 11:25:10 PM

a guy that asks about sex - very nice


^ yes, marathon sex is what i was referring too

[Edited on September 13, 2009 at 11:25 PM. Reason : .]

9/13/2009 11:25:10 PM

samwise: HAHA exactly

[Edited on September 13, 2009 at 11:25 PM. Reason : er]

9/13/2009 11:25:16 PM

what about the pounding it so hard that her chest gets red from her tits flopping about sex. is that ok?

9/13/2009 11:26:15 PM

Now Marathon sex is something I can do with confidence

[Edited on September 13, 2009 at 11:26 PM. Reason : ]

9/13/2009 11:26:22 PM

Quote :

"a guy that asks about sex - very nice"

I mean...It expedites the whole pleasure process and makes for higher-quality, longer-lasting sessions. And sometimes it can lead to funny innuendo based on mid-90's Saturday morning TV shows.

9/13/2009 11:31:29 PM

Quote :

"what about the pounding it so hard that her chest gets red from her tits flopping about sex. is that ok?"

Dude I think you might have seen too many pornos...

9/13/2009 11:45:51 PM

u don't think such a thing is possible?

9/13/2009 11:47:47 PM

sure, I guess it's possible, but I'm thinking that would hurt a girl to a point where she would say something.

Girls in pornos are paid to take that and so they do.

9/13/2009 11:51:51 PM