TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
The majority of mine have already been mentioned, but overly plastic chicks with huge, fake, french-tipped nails spreading vag or their own asshole
And I hate the spitting.
Oh and sweaty ass.
[Edited on October 4, 2009 at 5:54 PM. Reason : deuce.] 10/4/2009 5:54:46 PM |
wolfpak4life Veteran 304 Posts user info edit post |
when the porn is just a bunch of girls playing with hot pink dongs and giggling, or when u have to indure 20 minutes of that shit before a real dick shows up. 10/4/2009 6:09:02 PM |
modlin All American 2642 Posts user info edit post |
10/4/2009 7:47:09 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
Spitting... And hacking up to collect saliva. Really? Is that needed? 10/4/2009 8:59:04 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
golden showers fecal play gaping holes gagging/vomiting 10/4/2009 9:07:42 PM |
jtw208 5290 Posts user info edit post |
bttt for lols 7/14/2010 11:33:30 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
when the girls are over 18 7/14/2010 11:34:52 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
I, too, am turned off by spitting. Especially into the mouth or gaping asshole of some poor girl.
-Cock smacking a girl in the face. -That weird cramming of the dick in a girl's cheek to puff out her face move. -Badbad acting with dumbdumb plot. 7/14/2010 11:40:52 PM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
yeah the big loogie on the dick annoys me
but also ones that tip off the photographer in me. like bad lighting, bad angles. too close. 7/14/2010 11:42:58 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
There's a lot of parody in porn. Some of the parody just goes waaaaaaaaaay too far. Like, I don't want to laugh while watching porn. 7/14/2010 11:46:40 PM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
the awkward cum chuckle?
hahooohshithehe 7/14/2010 11:48:30 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
- girl moaning, saying "Oh yeah" when the guy's cumming on her face, or at any time when no one is touching her - black dudes who like to talk while they have sex (not to be racist...it just seems like the black guys like to have conversations with the women they're fucking, and I don't dig that)] 7/14/2010 11:49:42 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
these are like all the things i like about porn
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.
[Edited on July 14, 2010 at 11:51 PM. Reason : ^not down with unnecessary talking after the bangin starts. and its usually us niggers]/] 7/14/2010 11:51:23 PM |
Big4Country All American 11914 Posts user info edit post |
This isn't a turn off, but I lol when I saw this listed on the guide last night.
[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 1:11 AM. Reason : .] 7/15/2010 1:10:09 AM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18191 Posts user info edit post |
When they insist on covering the girl in oil. I guess it must work for somebody but it's hard for me to want to fuck someone that looks like they secrete their own slime.
I've just given up on watching anything where the girl looks remotely Japanese because of their bizarre habit of blurring the genitals. In a porno. I don't even necessarily want to see any genitals but the giant pixelated area is distracting.
Also, they don't speak English. I have no idea why this bothers me, but it grates on me when I see two normal looking people and they start speaking German to each other.
Quote : | "When they show a POV from behind the guy, showing his ass and ball sack" |
WHO LIKES THIS? WHO DECIDES TO PUT THIS IN PORN? Whenever I hear people talk about porn it takes maybe a minute for someone to complain about this angle, and for everyone else to emphatically agree. Is there a giant, bizarre community of ass-and-ballsack enthusiasts that's the key demo for porn?7/15/2010 1:43:53 AM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
^ I happen to be an ass-and-ballsack enthusiasts 7/15/2010 1:59:30 AM |
wawebste All American 19599 Posts user info edit post |
you would 7/15/2010 2:02:09 AM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
DON'T JUDGE ME!! 7/15/2010 2:03:58 AM |
G.O.D hates 4 lokos 4694 Posts user info edit post |
I am not an ass and ballsack enthusiast, more of a penis enthusiast. 7/15/2010 2:04:05 AM |
wawebste All American 19599 Posts user info edit post |
I WILL JUDGE YOU 7/15/2010 2:04:29 AM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
Eating of da poo poo. Definitely a turn off. 7/15/2010 2:04:45 AM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
When the guy talks too much.
I mean fuck, stop talking dude. You could be a robot with a dick for all I care, as long as you weren't programmed to speak.
And keep your fucking moaning down too, I can't even here the girl. 7/15/2010 2:05:52 AM |
wawebste All American 19599 Posts user info edit post |
7/15/2010 2:06:36 AM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
You've found my weakness.
When I start talking about porn all my learnin dun go out the window.
This will ruin me! 7/15/2010 2:07:44 AM |
wawebste All American 19599 Posts user info edit post |
lol, understandable 7/15/2010 2:08:33 AM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
my biggest turns offs is seeing a bible in the vicinity of the monitor7/15/2010 2:19:50 AM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
I get turned off when the porn medium isn't a series of collages.
[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 3:38 AM. Reason : d] 7/15/2010 3:37:55 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
When the guy has a tiny dick [/no homo] Excessive slurping noises, glugs, and gags during BJ When the guy is old, like 40+, and the girl is like 18. That just seems awkward to me Bad boob jobs. You could've just skipped the surgery and taped round water balloons to the edges of your chest. Girls making orgasm noises during titty fucking or other times when she's not getting any play at all
Usually I just turn the sound down anyway, most porn noises these days are just extremely bad overacting. 7/15/2010 4:32:50 AM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
when the dude is audible
when i they show the guy's face especially when i recognize the dude from other porn
yeah it was really boring porn and the bitch was obviously borderline retarded, but brandi belle blurring the guys face out was brilliant 7/15/2010 4:51:45 AM |
Bweez All American 10849 Posts user info edit post |
i attending this event hoping for the best and i was more please with the cookies then the porn on hand. There was a nice variety of countries but in my opinion there was no quality in the porn. Overall I would say if you like bitter hot porn this is for you but I prefer soda and pizza. 7/15/2010 5:37:07 AM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
7/15/2010 6:45:43 AM |
Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
I don't so much mind when the male actor is talking, but I hate it when the camera guy is doing the talking. Where do they find these douchebags? 7/15/2010 7:00:19 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
here's some:
-watching great amateur/homemade porn but footage stops early. -Pulling out. -Girls that rim guys. -professional grade filming translates into cliche, generic fucking scene. I stop it instantly. -when a girl can't fit the guy's cock in her mouth and she starts muffled humming. -hairy dudes 7/15/2010 8:03:47 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
- ass to mouth 7/15/2010 8:05:03 AM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
you never go ass-to-mouth 7/15/2010 12:10:34 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
say whhaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
that shit is hot. you know you want it 7/15/2010 12:11:03 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52837 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I also hate the shit where the dude steps on her head as he's fuckin her. Is there anyone on this earth that actually fucks like that?" |
haha, never seen that in porn, and haven't tried it myself.
Yet.7/15/2010 12:21:49 PM |
NyM410 J-E-T-S 50085 Posts user info edit post |
I'm probably in a minority, but I don't like anal scenes.
I don't want to do it in my personal life and I don't want to see it in porn. 7/15/2010 12:25:48 PM |
ndmetcal All American 9012 Posts user info edit post |
I love it when the chick gives the "is this scene over yet" look 7/15/2010 12:27:28 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
^^ 7/15/2010 12:28:48 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
fuck man, anal is king. 7/15/2010 12:44:24 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Girls that rim guys" |
WHAT? For real?
[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 1:46 PM. Reason : -]7/15/2010 1:46:00 PM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
when my mom walks in on me 7/15/2010 2:07:47 PM |
Agent 0 All American 5677 Posts user info edit post |
for my money you really cant put a price on a good looking vag in porn
[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 2:32 PM. Reason : or in life]
[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 2:33 PM. Reason : also i havent paid for porn in years so not really for my money] 7/15/2010 2:31:46 PM |
Lumex All American 3666 Posts user info edit post |
Anything thats consentual 7/15/2010 2:34:46 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89769 Posts user info edit post |
TTT, B. 7/7/2011 10:14:00 PM |