Quote :

"I swore an oath to watch no b-list celebrity reality TV shows because I don't want to encourage such foolishness. I don't know what to do."

Your answer lies in the fact that Steven Segal is no B-list celebrity.

He may not be A-list, and he's certainly above C-list... but obviously that just means Segal is on a list of his own... The S-List, if you will.

[Edited on December 3, 2009 at 2:58 AM. Reason : .]

12/3/2009 2:56:34 AM

yea it's like sagat-tier yo.

12/3/2009 3:16:52 AM

Seagal is A list, his new movies may not be, but he is

12/3/2009 3:19:06 AM

Show was awesome. I like the part when they're in a high speed chase and steven seagal goes 'go to the right' and the driver yells back 'steven let me drive' haha...

I got to say, his shooting is quite impressive.

12/3/2009 3:22:03 AM

^^^good one

12/3/2009 4:19:31 AM

I think the best parts were when he was just interacting with the other cops and not dealing with criminals

Like when he was teaching Bobby Boucher how to shoot; that was hilarious

12/3/2009 9:19:12 AM

yeah, i'm sure shooting a .22 at 5 yards was really helpful

12/3/2009 9:24:25 AM

look, Jeepin being a wiseass again

Cause he's a chickenshit fuckin' pussy asshole

12/3/2009 9:32:56 AM

^^apparently it was, he then scored a 97% on his field test after getting some pointers from Steven Seagal.

12/3/2009 10:14:24 AM

LAUGH

OUT

LOUD

12/3/2009 10:16:00 AM

so thats what LOL means!

12/3/2009 10:18:50 AM

Actually he got 97 out of 120, which is barely 80 percent

but still good enough to pass

12/3/2009 10:19:04 AM

oh, haha, well still passing i suppose.

12/3/2009 10:20:46 AM

i wanna light the match

12/3/2009 6:43:30 PM

new episode tomorrow

12/8/2009 7:57:47 PM

^you fucker...i saw this thread BTTT'd and looked at my watch and confirmed that it was Tuesday only to see that your post implies that...I was looking forward to watching it tonight based on this bttt

12/8/2009 8:00:36 PM

this show has enormous potential but not much happened the episode I saw, he did pepper spray that huge scary black guy that kicked out the window on his car

12/10/2009 6:11:01 PM

I want to see him literally beat the shit out of some thug who tries to pull a fast one on him. Watching him use his akido skills to kick ass in a movie is one thing. Seeing it in real would be something else. He said he is one of the top akido instructors in the world. I wonder if that is true.

12/10/2009 6:36:12 PM

this show is so lame

12/10/2009 9:57:01 PM

^ Agreed.
Nary a fat dude roundhouse kick to be seen.

12/11/2009 10:19:55 AM