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1/26/2010 12:37:42 PM

I was trying to find a video of Jimmy from South Park hearing a bell ring in his head and then getting a boner. Unfortunately, I can't find one, so you'll just have to imagine it.

1/26/2010 12:53:12 PM

I'll take random boners over periods, menopause, and pregnancy any fucking day of the week.

1/26/2010 12:58:51 PM

^Agreed.

1/26/2010 1:03:24 PM

the tuck doesnt really work for me. something about it sticking out of the top kind of makes me nervous that i will have to reach up for something. i throw it between the legs and walk as naturally as possible with my legs close together. it works ok

1/26/2010 3:47:10 PM

Not me. the quality of my hardon is such that you can't turn the skin on it with a pipe wrench. Too stiff to tuck!

1/26/2010 3:49:15 PM

i just beat off into a manilla folder and stick it back in the file cabinet and carry on with my day

1/26/2010 3:50:19 PM

God heard this thread and gave me some hardcore ED, btw LOL

never wish your boners away, guys

5/19/2021 9:07:33 PM

is bmel doing ok btw?

5/19/2021 9:08:32 PM

beat cancer

that's fucking amazing

that's such good news, damn

5/19/2021 9:10:59 PM