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"My father used to moo at me whenever I ate icecream when I was a teenager because I was kind of heavy. I've lost the weight now but whenever I look in the mirror all I see is a fat kid."

11/10/2009 11:28:11 PM

^that sucks.

11/10/2009 11:28:39 PM

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"I fart. A LOT. "

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"I'm feeling really lonely tonight. "

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"i used to cut myself "

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"i always got a boner from my high school chemistry teacher when i was around her, but when i would fap if she entered my brain it was always an instant turn off. "

11/10/2009 11:29:33 PM

The only PM I got was about evan

This is bullshit

11/10/2009 11:30:02 PM

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"I haven't returned my grandmother's phone calls in months. I'm going to feel like shit when she's dead."

11/10/2009 11:30:56 PM

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"75% of the time I sense a girl is into me I think it's too good to be true and she's just being nice or trying to get something from me."

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"I still let mean things that people said to me in high school bother me. "

11/10/2009 11:33:05 PM

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"i don't really ever like taking time out to see my grandparents, i've already lost two and barely knew them and I don't think the two I have left are gonna last another two years, and that kinda depresses me but not as much as i think it should"

^i do both of those things.

11/10/2009 11:34:06 PM

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"i don't really care that vick had a dogfighting ring. i'm tired of hearing about farve and the yankees. "

Fuck you, Brett Favre is your father

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"sometimes i hug my cats too hard because im so lonely "

This is sad, I spent a lot of time being friends with a cat during a lonely period in my life

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"i have penis envy. like a lot. if i could have a penis for one day i cannot even count all the things i'd do with it. "

There's really only like three things and I guess a few variations on common themes.

11/10/2009 11:34:09 PM

^yeah, it gets old after a while. although, i'm glad i don't bleed profusely from my penis every month. that never gets old. and cats just end up making me sadder :\ except for my cat that acts like a dog. his name is Steve.

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"when a guy shows attraction to me I normally just think he wants to get in my pants and leave. That is why I've turned into a prude recently."

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"i constantly compare myself to other people to an unhealthy extent. "

11/10/2009 11:35:44 PM

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"I was committed to a mental institution on my 18th birthday "

11/10/2009 11:37:23 PM

i love my cats they are all i have

(and i'm NOT the one that made the cat confession)

11/10/2009 11:37:27 PM

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"Everytime I see a flick with Penny Flame - I think it's CassTheSass "

ahahahaha

11/10/2009 11:38:03 PM

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"i don't know if i am depressed or content. i feel like it is a fine line. "

11/10/2009 11:38:50 PM

i didn't expect this thread to work

11/10/2009 11:39:29 PM

stupid double post

[Edited on November 10, 2009 at 11:39 PM. Reason : !]

11/10/2009 11:39:29 PM

I sent a good one but they haven't posted it

THAT SHIT WAS TOO REAL

11/10/2009 11:39:57 PM

^^^TWW definitely surprises me sometimes.

i figured i'd at least give it a shot.

11/10/2009 11:40:11 PM

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"fuck, they better not found out i lolled them all"

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/10/2009 11:40:34 PM

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"When my grandpa died I was a pallbearer. Carrying his casket to the grave site I heard something rolling around inside. Turns out it was a baseball signed by everyone on our favorite MLB team. I wanted to cry forever."

that's a fucking amazing story.

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"I'm fucking someone from TWW. "

oh shit!

11/10/2009 11:40:48 PM

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"I envy people that have pet monkies. "

11/10/2009 11:42:03 PM

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"THE INTERNET"

thats not really a confession but i'll post it anyways...

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/10/2009 11:42:07 PM

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"I tried to kill myself when I was a teenager. No one is happier than me that I didn't succeed."

I'm glad you didn't too random person.

11/10/2009 11:42:57 PM

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"i lie about a lot of things to make my life sound better than it actually is without even realizing i'm doing it."

11/10/2009 11:46:06 PM

what do you do if somebody confesses something that you agree with?

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/10/2009 11:46:21 PM

I shot a bunch of cats in ny when i was 7

11/10/2009 11:47:08 PM

you post it regardless of your feelings, but you're welcome to comment.

11/10/2009 11:47:11 PM

hahahah

11/10/2009 11:47:28 PM

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"i watch tranny porn occasionally but its gross when the dude sucks the tranny's dick "

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"I have crushes on a few people on tww "

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/10/2009 11:47:47 PM

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"i accidentally put a load of laundry in my oven with the lasagna. The door must have come open and now there's a decent amount of fire blowing all over the kitchen and the entree. I tried taking the racks out and cleaning them but its blowing out of the front now. "

now this... THIS is epic. except it wasn't Dammit100.

11/10/2009 11:49:08 PM

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"A nude movie of me is floating around the internet somewhere "

11/10/2009 11:49:24 PM

I haven't gotten any confessions in a while.

11/10/2009 11:50:35 PM

haha I got one right as I posted that

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"i'm scared i'm going to do something stupid this weekend in front of my family. or to my family (which might be even worse). the worst part is i kind of want to do something mean to them so i don't know how hard i'm going to hold myself back. "

11/10/2009 11:51:20 PM

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"I wish I could be a stand up comedian."

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"I like working on these types of problems, they make me feel superior to the people who fucked it up in the first place."

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"i really wanted to see NCSUGirl83's titties, but she never posted them uncovered "

11/10/2009 11:51:26 PM

I liked my telephone thread, but this is marginally better

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/10/2009 11:52:36 PM

Quote :

"i've always wanted to make a porno "

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"I did this last fall and called a repair guy. I ended up having to buy a whole new lasagna."

hahahaha

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"for my birthday I would love an 8ball of cocaine. "

11/10/2009 11:52:41 PM

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"i wanna date a tdubber, talk in meme during the date, then make a thread about it "

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"i thought dropdeadkate was cute and quirky until i found out she smoked.."

[Edited on November 10, 2009 at 11:53 PM. Reason : ]

11/10/2009 11:52:52 PM

i haven't smoked in 3 weeks god damn

11/10/2009 11:53:47 PM

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"I have some leftover pizza that I really want to dig into, but thinking that makes me feel like a fatty. "

11/10/2009 11:53:59 PM

is this going to turn into FML

11/10/2009 11:54:13 PM

haha wait, this thread is awesome i take that back

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/10/2009 11:54:50 PM

Quote :

"i get no friendship on facebook? it is the thing i desire most! "

11/10/2009 11:56:31 PM

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"i didn't know dropdeadkate smoked, and i've never seen a pic of her, but i find her e-persona to be quite attractive "

lolz

11/10/2009 11:56:38 PM

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"if i randomly hook up, right before i go to sleep with her next to me, i tell her i made a mistake. The mistake being me getting drunk and randomly hooking up. And when they ask me how many times its happened ( they always ask ) I say a ridiculous number even though its under 10. When I wake up. They're gone. And I like it that way. "

11/10/2009 11:57:27 PM

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"saw sawahash's tits and ~liked them "

11/10/2009 11:58:12 PM

wait for it

11/10/2009 11:58:45 PM

Quote :

"engineering is fucking depressing because the only girls in engineering want to be everyones friend and have sex with noone because they are so busy with engineering... "

11/10/2009 11:58:52 PM

hahah aww snap.

11/10/2009 11:59:40 PM

^^paradox of the century.

11/11/2009 12:00:37 AM

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"i like chunky girls because I can dominate them in bed, critique them, and tell them what to do. And the kicker is, they try harder every time I put them down."

11/11/2009 12:01:05 AM

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"Sometimes, while jerking it, I can't help but think about fucking my ex. When I do, I cum harder than I do at any other time. It sort of makes me feel guilty."

i, too, cum harder when thinking of my exes.

11/11/2009 12:01:17 AM