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12/2/2009 3:00:03 PM

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"What I would like to think would happen: Grab the guy by the face, shove my thumbs in his eye sockets, and beat his brains out against the wall like in 28 Days Later, followed by giving the bitch a black eye and kicking her out (regardless of whose place it was). What would actually happen: Leave in shocked silence, go to place with booze, drink booze, mutter something general about bitches, drink more."

12/2/2009 3:00:35 PM

it depends

are they hot as fuck?

12/2/2009 3:02:54 PM

I think I might take a shit on the bed or wherever they were fucking. Or maybe on them.

12/2/2009 3:04:19 PM

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"bloodbath there would be one"

I concur young lady.

12/2/2009 3:05:35 PM

It would be the start of one of those 2 month benders where I drink a lot and fuck anything that moves.

12/2/2009 3:08:34 PM

^

yep.

12/2/2009 3:11:10 PM

If it wasn't my place, I'd leave and just jettison the person from my life. No reason to get all bent out of shape. The event is bad enough on its own, don't need a bunch of drama making it worse. Shit happens, move on.

If it was my place I'd do the same exactly thing except I'd kick them out first lol. And if she lived there with me then I'd hope he has a spare room for her sake. Streets aren't comfortable. But if she's that big of a ho I'm sure she'll have no problem finding a bed; that's what they do.

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 3:12 PM. Reason : . ]

12/2/2009 3:11:21 PM

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"It would be the start of one of those 2 month benders where I drink a lot and fuck anything that moves."

12/2/2009 3:12:53 PM

^ That too

12/2/2009 3:13:08 PM

i dont really understand guys in this situation that want to go after the guy fucking the girl.

i mean i guess if it was CLEAR he knew she was involved there'd be some cause for recourse of some kind

but otherwise, you're focusing on the wrong part of the problem...

12/2/2009 3:14:56 PM

^ i couldnt agree more. its her fault for fucking you over

no pun intended

12/2/2009 3:15:42 PM

i mean ghostface taught us all how to handle this situation

assuming it's a fios installer

12/2/2009 3:16:09 PM

It probably wouldn't be to different from the reaction of finding a used condom in their trashcan

12/2/2009 3:18:13 PM

How bout your sweatshirt with another girls shirt inside of it?



[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 3:20 PM. Reason : as in a guys sweatshirt, obviously]

12/2/2009 3:19:50 PM

I had a dream that I went to surprise my then boyfriend, and when he opened the door a girl was walking down the stairs from his bedroom.

I flipped my shit in my dream and woke up really upset

/story

12/2/2009 3:20:17 PM

i, too, have had a girl get mad at me b/c i cheated on them during a dream they had

wtf is up with that

12/2/2009 3:21:51 PM

Haha I don't know. Another time I had a dream he proposed to me and called me by the name of an ex gf. I was pissed for a few hours. He kept trying to make me feel better, til I told him why I was mad.

He wasn't too happy with me after that one

12/2/2009 3:23:33 PM

this is why we say women are crazy

12/2/2009 3:24:26 PM

Men have their crazy times too

12/2/2009 3:25:20 PM

LOLGIRLS

12/2/2009 3:25:26 PM

things like this make me glad my dreams only involve elephants, glitter, and rock quarries and other crazyness

12/2/2009 3:25:58 PM

^ haha nice

12/2/2009 3:28:36 PM

I'd probably gasp, cry, run away, drink, and try and figure out what I did wrong so it won't happen again with the next guy I date.

12/2/2009 3:28:47 PM

assuming it was at my place i'd tell her to get her shit and leave, now and if she wasn't gone in 3 minutes I would call the cops and report the two of them for trespassing.

i would then go drink where i always drink and proceed exhaust the 4 standing opportunities i have in 2 or 3 days. I would then be bitter as fuck for a week and then genuinely upset for another week once the loneliness sank in and then be over it with the quickness back at square 1.

12/2/2009 3:31:19 PM

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"i dont really understand guys in this situation that want to go after the guy fucking the girl."

1) Most of us want to react violently, and most of us won't seriously consider the possibility of hitting a woman. But you've got to hit something, so...

2) Hard-coded primate genetics tell us to fight males to get mating rights with females. For the most part modern society has replaced real fighting with contests to make more money, develop more defined abdominal muscles, act more douchey, what have you. But in the heat of the moment you're not going to think, "How dare you violate my harem! I challenge you on the grounds of income and the value of your 401(k)!"

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If men had their way, virtually all human discourse would involve humping, brachiating, and the use of teeth as a means of aggression display.

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 3:42 PM. Reason : ]

12/2/2009 3:41:04 PM

guess im just a little more evolved

:shrug:




ahaha i love using :shrug:

its such a dick move

12/2/2009 3:43:41 PM

12/2/2009 3:45:44 PM

Evolved, my ass. You're conditioned. Somewhere inside you there's an enraged gibbon trying to get out.

12/2/2009 3:48:14 PM

it could go a few ways. random dude....id simply flip my shit for a second and then say fuck it and say something damaging to her woman hood which would cause her to have a complex for 20 years.

some guy i knew.....probably pull out my 45 and scare the living shit out of them.

if we were super serious to married.....actually pull the trigger

12/2/2009 4:36:18 PM

Oh, dude, I don't even want to think about that one.

I wish that I could say that I'd join in, but I would probably be in such shock that I'd go berserk and end up in jail.

12/2/2009 5:31:53 PM

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"If it wasn't my place, I'd leave and just jettison the person from my life. No reason to get all bent out of shape. The event is bad enough on its own, don't need a bunch of drama making it worse. Shit happens, move on. If it was my place I'd do the same exactly thing except I'd kick them out first lol. And if she lived there with me then I'd hope he has a spare room for her sake. Streets aren't comfortable. But if she's that big of a ho I'm sure she'll have no problem finding a bed; that's what they do."

and

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"i dont really understand guys in this situation that want to go after the guy fucking the girl."

Yeah, unless he was a friend of mine or something, he doesn't really owe me anything. She does.

12/2/2009 7:41:50 PM

i read this like the scene from stepbrothers when he was screwing the brothers wife and they walked in on the family eating dinner. walked in on your so WHILE YOU WERE....

12/2/2009 7:45:31 PM

relax, start breathin'?

12/2/2009 7:46:47 PM