12/7/2009 9:21:50 AM

^ that is the funniest/saddest thing that I have seen in a long time

12/7/2009 10:17:07 AM

There has got to be story about that somewhere by now. That guy probably got a old fashioned Guido beat down after that.

12/7/2009 10:37:52 AM

Found the show to be kinda boring

12/7/2009 10:58:29 AM

so what color are these people naturally?

12/7/2009 11:22:30 AM

Quote :

""The Situation" looks like Pauly Shore"

Holy shit. I knew he looked like someone but I couldn't put my finger on it. That is dead on.


I am gettin hyped for tomorrow night.

12/9/2009 10:23:18 AM

fist pumping for tomorrow night

12/9/2009 9:57:15 PM

Quote :

"I feel like this job [selling t-shirts] is beneath me. I'm a bartender. I do, like.. you know, great things."

My favorite quote so far.

12/9/2009 10:12:31 PM

There is so much LOL in this show. Most entertaining hour of the week fo sho.

Rank of girls on hotness:
Sammy
JWow
Angelina
Shnookiers, Snikers, Shnookums (any of the other names the roomates call her haha)

One scene that i though was hilarious was when snookers brings that random guy home and Mike turns around and says, "Y'all look cute together" (i got the feeling it was kind of sarcastic) and the guy sits there smoking a cigarette with a shit-eating grin and says, "your boy Mike's on the right page"

then Mike proceeds to look at the camera like Jim Halpert hahaha

12/10/2009 7:41:30 AM

Quote :

"Holy shit. I knew he looked like someone but I couldn't put my finger on it. That is dead on."

As soon as he came on the screen, I was like "holy shit its Pauly Shore guido style"

12/10/2009 8:31:16 AM

i found my new guilty pleasure

12/10/2009 2:43:02 PM

A guilty pleasure implies you don't want other people to know you enjoy it

Why would you be ashamed for someone to find out you like to watch 8 guido's lives fall apart ?

If anything, I'd brag about it

12/10/2009 2:57:47 PM

Zombie Triple J says fuck that shit--play some music videos!

12/10/2009 3:32:01 PM

@ Chick getting punched

It sucks for the dude who looks like he's just ordering a drink and got caught in the punch as well

12/10/2009 3:59:25 PM

info about the guy punching the chick

http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/12/this-guy-is-a-high-school-teacher/

original aritcle with cool mug shot

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/jersey_shore_thug_is_nyc_gym_teacher_xQvp3WSFQk4TQhqwQjmJTL

[Edited on December 10, 2009 at 10:31 PM. Reason : .]

12/10/2009 10:30:37 PM

so how much did MTV pay him to take on assault on a female charges???

12/11/2009 12:17:49 AM

^ a never ending invitation to participate in the real world road rule challenges

12/11/2009 12:35:29 AM

omfg charcoal in a gas grill, im laughing so hard.

12/11/2009 1:22:55 AM

simple things amuse simple minds

12/11/2009 2:41:28 AM

Quote :

"omfg charcoal in a gas grill, im laughing so hard."

I know that grill. Its dual fuel. I've been looking to get one for myself. One side is gas and the other side is charcoal. The second I saw it, I saw like, "Uh oh, these knuckle heads are gonna fuck this up."

12/11/2009 7:01:55 AM

So is the annoying cockblocking dumptruck angelina gone for good?

12/11/2009 10:22:54 AM

apparently...

When Sammi was leaving the club after learning that Ronnie had left, "The Situation" was eating some girl's face off on the dance floor.

12/11/2009 10:46:11 AM

^yea I saw that and lost it

was laughing my ass off. Sammi tries to come off as this innocent girl, when she brings the drama on herself

The situation is better off without that crazy bitch.


this episode was full of lulz

12/11/2009 10:47:37 AM

Do we get a new guidette to replace Angelina?

12/11/2009 11:12:32 AM

I had to turn away from the screen when Snooki was making out with The Situation and Vinny.


slobber city

[Edited on December 11, 2009 at 12:49 PM. Reason : f]

12/11/2009 12:49:18 PM

Quote :

""Y'all look cute together" (i got the feeling it was kind of sarcastic) and the guy sits there smoking a cigarette with a shit-eating grin and says, "your boy Mike's on the right page" then Mike proceeds to look at the camera like Jim Halpert hahaha "

Spot on ! That Jim Halpert look was money !

12/11/2009 1:03:34 PM

this show

is amazing

12/11/2009 1:47:10 PM

is this all MTV plays now?

12/11/2009 7:22:02 PM

lol @ snickers and her friend dancing at the bar when no one but old, fat guys are around to look at them.

also funny that no one else in the house cared that angelina left. maybe bring in a good looking chick?

12/11/2009 10:18:01 PM

these people are jointly trying to prove that people who care this much about appearance are always extremely insecure. everyone on this show has the self-esteem of a 12 girl with braces who just got her period.

especially mike, holy shit that guy is low.

12/12/2009 2:56:45 AM

my favorite part of the episode is when snookie said to one of the guys to something about face fucking her

12/12/2009 12:06:31 PM

This show makes me thank God every day that I was born in the south.

12/12/2009 1:08:45 PM

Quote :

"your boy Mike's on the right page"

12/12/2009 1:55:18 PM

Quote :

"my favorite part of the episode is when snookie said to one of the guys to something about face fucking her"

My favorite part is that she said that to Mike "The Situation", the same guy that later in the shows punches her fucking lights out.

12/12/2009 1:59:51 PM

^your dumb as hell. The guy that punches her is not one of the house members. It's some random dork 24 year old high school gym teacher.

12/12/2009 2:03:39 PM

You're

12/12/2009 2:14:17 PM

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that the reason he punches her is because she tells him he's ugly. No joke!

12/12/2009 2:14:18 PM

^^^Oh shit I thought all this time that was fucking Mike. That woulda been a great "Situation" for him to get in. Damn!

12/12/2009 2:36:21 PM

Quote :

"Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that the reason he punches her is because she tells him he's ugly. No joke! "

holy shit no joke??? Man i cant wait to tell my friends about this!!!

12/12/2009 3:04:22 PM

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/12/mtv-jersey-shore-attack-dan-ferro-nicole-snooki-polizzi-mark-malkin-E/

12/12/2009 3:27:02 PM

MTV wont be showing the punch scene next week
They decided to edit it out.

12/12/2009 4:19:23 PM

that is dumb, they've already shown it 100 times

12/12/2009 5:02:58 PM

I've never watched a reality tv show before but this shit is awesome.

12/12/2009 5:14:12 PM

^^^^ I know man!! I already called everyone on my phone and even made a facebook group about it. It's fucking nuts I can't believe that he punched her. OMG. Holy fucking shit! What am I going to do tonight? Oh, I don't know, Watch Jersey Shore AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

12/12/2009 6:29:21 PM

I cracked up when they were all in the hot tub and Snooki said "Fuck my fucking asshole right now."

12/13/2009 12:46:09 PM

This show just takes douche and tool box to a whole new level.

12/13/2009 3:51:01 PM

they must have a whole room dedicated to storing their hair gel

12/13/2009 4:02:59 PM

and spray-on tan

12/13/2009 4:14:31 PM

why is their garage painted like a mexican flag

12/13/2009 4:36:07 PM

bahahaha i thought it was an italian flag?

12/13/2009 4:42:23 PM