Fuck yeah, man. You know when that voice in your head says, "Don't fuck that girl, she's not hot enough"? You know what that voice is? Pride. And pride goeth before the fall. You be as picky as you want. Who knows what kind of freaky shit you're missing out on?

12/28/2009 2:16:12 AM

^^^ but it negatively impacts me when you or others go for the low-hanging fruit in the form of hogbodies.

I don't care how ugly or stupid whatever else you go for when you cast pride aside. They can't help being busted, so that doesn't harm me.

when there are precious few girls around who haven't long since let themselves go and descended into a Twinkie-scarfing oblivion, I can't support your enabling more to fall into that.

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 2:18 AM. Reason : ]

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 2:21 AM. Reason : ]

12/28/2009 2:17:58 AM

There's plenty of freaky shit that most people are happy to miss out on i.e. furries.

Could the fattest of fat furries sport a blue whale suit? You have now been scarred by your mental image.

12/28/2009 2:18:11 AM

^not really.




^^ lol... is your image threatened by being hit on by a girl just because she has more territory?

\/ oh hot damn.

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 2:21 AM. Reason : .]

12/28/2009 2:19:15 AM

Yes Duke, I'm sure that my alcoholic, unemployed, overweight self is really pissing in your pool.

edit: That wasn't intended to come across as self-pitying. I'm very proud of my alcoholism, barely overweight, and completely at terms with my unemployment and happy in grad school. I am not, however, what physically fit available women hone in on.

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 2:22 AM. Reason : ]

12/28/2009 2:19:51 AM

^^ no, it's not my image being threatened by being hit on by fatties.

it's that i have zero interest in them. When you take away all the women who are married/otherwise attached, and all the ones that are crazy, stupid, boring, bitchy, unattractive (other than overweight) and whatever else bars them from being girlfriend material, we can't really afford to lose any more to fatness. It's tough enough to find a decent skinny girl...when you eliminate 3/4 of them right from the start due to their being fat, the odds get absolutely dismal.

Quote :

"edit: That wasn't intended to come across as self-pitying. I'm very proud of my alcoholism, barely overweight, and completely at terms with my unemployment and happy in grad school. "

haha


but you are pissing in my pool...not because I wanted that fatty to myself and you took her, but because maybe if they stopped getting paid attention and sexually satisfied, they'd stop eating so damned much and exercising so damned little.

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 2:31 AM. Reason : ]

12/28/2009 2:28:09 AM

I think I now understand why theDuke is single

12/28/2009 2:29:39 AM

My point was that nowhere on earth is there a girl saying, "Well, I'm fat, but it's OK because at least guys like Grumpy will have sex with me."

Whereas there are women saying, "I'm skinny and I'd better fucking stay that way if I want to keep fucking attractive men/men with money."

12/28/2009 2:30:56 AM

heard that free head was being offered ITT

12/28/2009 2:33:41 AM

^^I'm not sure that those two statements are terribly different in terms of the ultimate impact, and I'm not sure that the first statement is true to begin with.


I mean, no, they probably won't come right out and say it, and they almost certainly wouldn't phrase it that way, but if no dude did anything other than dry heave and walk away from them, after a while, they'd chill out with the ice cream and start working out.

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 2:36 AM. Reason : ^^]

12/28/2009 2:34:32 AM

Quote :

"if no dude did anything other than dry heave and walk away from them, after a while, they'd chill out with the ice cream and start working out."

12/28/2009 2:36:29 AM

^^ haha, do you really think that the majority of fat girls stay that way solely because some guys somewhere will fuck them?

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 2:37 AM. Reason : d]

12/28/2009 2:37:18 AM

no, of course that's not the only factor.

that doesn't mean that what i'm saying is inaccurate, though.

12/28/2009 2:38:24 AM

So, just so that I've got this straight, you want me to reduce my options in order to increase your options?

OK, I can do that. In fact I'll get right on it. But first, there's the small matter of go fuck yourself.

12/28/2009 2:38:37 AM

Quote :

"So, just so that I've got this straight, you want me to reduce my options in order to increase your options?"

Well, it's more of a "I want you to temporarily reduce your options for the collective long-term benefit of everyone concerned."

12/28/2009 2:39:52 AM

you should not be proud of being a fucking fat ass

not that i'm not one, i'm just not fucking PROUD of it

you can bet your sweet ass i will be back in the gym as soon as i get home and the fuck away from my grandmother's cooking. om nom nom that bitch makes the best eggplant parmesan EVER

but w/e it is the holidays and i will enjoy my last week of fatty-fatness b/c i passed organic and i deserve a fucking cookie so nuh

12/28/2009 2:40:09 AM

I don't think anyone's talking about being proud of being a fattie. Well, except sawahash.

12/28/2009 2:41:09 AM

^^ hahahhahaha "that bitch" haha

at at first I thought that said "get home and fuck away the pounds"

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 2:41 AM. Reason : d]

12/28/2009 2:41:50 AM

well yea but she is teh OP and that is what i figured this thread is about. i didn't read anythign past the first post b/c i'm drunk and that is a lot of fucking WORDS

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 2:42 AM. Reason : I will gladly fuck away some pounds with someone ]

12/28/2009 2:42:05 AM

Duke, in the long term we're all dead. It's conceivably possible that if I narrow my options until the long term benefit is achieved, I won't have the opportunity to reproduce and thus won't have any descendants to benefit from my sacrifice. And I could give two shits about the no-doubt terrible hardships you go through.

Here's a thought: instead of shunning the fat girls, why don't we shun the fucking insane ones? You know, to convince them through your free-market idea of gender relations to start acting like rational human beings? That would really offer some long-term benefit.

12/28/2009 2:43:47 AM

this thread needs pics, all these fucking words are giving me a headache!

12/28/2009 2:44:30 AM

Quote :

"FUCK AWAY POUNDS"

i can get behind this

12/28/2009 2:44:36 AM

There weren't any words to speak of until Duke declared himself king of the penises, able to order them about as he pleases.

12/28/2009 2:45:07 AM

^^^^^ hey oh!

^^^^ HAHAHAHA, free market hahahha

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 2:45 AM. Reason : d]

12/28/2009 2:45:11 AM

stop hating on crazies. we are more fun ok

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 2:46 AM. Reason : baaahahaha at king of penises]

12/28/2009 2:45:35 AM

No. No, you're not. It wasn't a fat girl that fucking sued me, it was a crazy one.

12/28/2009 2:46:05 AM

i have never sued anyone ok. i just get yell and throw fits.

and sometimes i bite

12/28/2009 2:46:54 AM

I can deal with wacky, spunky crazy, love that actually, but evil, hateful bitch crazy is so damn annoying

12/28/2009 2:47:05 AM

PHAT ASS

12/28/2009 2:48:01 AM

Quote :

"I will gladly fuck away some pounds with someone "

Quote :

"Here's a thought: instead of shunning the fat girls, why don't we shun the fucking insane ones? You know, to convince them through your free-market idea of gender relations to start acting like rational human beings? That would really offer some long-term benefit."

Oh...dude...you don't even understand...if I thought that we could get anywhere by leaning on the crazies to act like rational adults, you'd better believe that I'd be the #1 cheerleader pushing for it.

I just don't think that they can say "You know what, screw this. I'm not going to act like a head-case anymore."

They can damn well not eat that pizza and sit on their asses, though.

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 2:49 AM. Reason : ]

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 2:51 AM. Reason : ]

12/28/2009 2:48:11 AM

the crazy ones are fun until it is over and then

12/28/2009 2:48:33 AM

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"OK, I can do that. In fact I'll get right on it. But first, there's the small matter of go fuck yourself."

Nothing like LOL'ing in a huge ass open building with probably 200+ cubicles, lights half dimmed, at 2:47am and being stared at by the 4 other coworkers and a security guard wondering wtf.

GG.

Carry on guys. And I don't care if you are round as an oompa loompa or Kate Moss. Good oral is good oral. You can always close your eyes, right?

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 2:49 AM. Reason : .]

12/28/2009 2:48:39 AM

well don't piss a bitch off and she wont' be hateful. you dickheads never seem to think that MAYBE you fucking deserve everything you get

12/28/2009 2:48:40 AM

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"They can damn well not eat that pizza and sit on their asses, though."

I agree they can, but I dont think wanting to be attractive is the impetus for them to do that, or they would have already done it, who wants to be unattractive?


not talking about losing a few pounds to look good for the summer, I am talking about really overweight people

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 2:51 AM. Reason : haha, I am using third person and shit for fat people, like I'm not one]

12/28/2009 2:49:36 AM

DAT ASS has to be shopped wtf not proportional even a little bit

12/28/2009 2:50:18 AM

^^^Oh no, that's not even remotely accurate. There are some crazy, crazy, beyond irrational, completely ridiculous, pain-in-the-ass like I can't even describe women out there who will not be subdued by simply being nice to them.

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 2:50 AM. Reason : ]

12/28/2009 2:50:21 AM

pleasantly plump

12/28/2009 2:51:13 AM

i find that hard to believe. i am totally fine until the guy does some stupid ass shit to piss me off

then i devour his SOUL

ok not really but i bitch him out and never call him back

12/28/2009 2:51:54 AM

Quote :

"you dickheads never seem to think that MAYBE you fucking deserve everything you get"

Sometimes we deserve it.

Sometimes we get sued for something we didn't do and which wouldn't have been an actionable offense even if we did, because the girl is a borderline-psychotic attention whore with a persecution complex who went on to try other fun tricks like faking a suicide.

12/28/2009 2:52:33 AM

^^ thats fine DEPENDING on what pisses you off... if he actually does something then ok, but if its something like "god dammit, that sweater is too green!!!" then you are just nuts

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 2:53 AM. Reason : d]

12/28/2009 2:52:53 AM

^^^that might not always be the optimal way of dealing with it, but that's not, in and of itself, the kind of stuff I/we're talking about...and sometimes that's fine, depending on what he did.


oh, and:

Quote :

"It wasn't a fat girl that fucking sued me, it was a crazy one."

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 2:54 AM. Reason : ^ yeah, the flipping out over stupid shit is one of the worst downsides of a crazy chick]

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 2:55 AM. Reason : ]

12/28/2009 2:53:15 AM

do not get me started on all the different things you fucking dickowners have done to fuck me right over

seriously. i now have a complex.

12/28/2009 2:54:41 AM

^ it wasnt green, it was aquamarine

12/28/2009 2:55:15 AM

i don't give a shit about you fucking green sweater

12/28/2009 2:55:52 AM

I rest my case

12/28/2009 2:56:27 AM

12/28/2009 2:56:39 AM

aaaaand here we see the crazy showing in case 42173-A, dropdeadkate.

Thank you for providing such a clear and effective demonstration.

12/28/2009 2:57:09 AM

lol keep trollin trollin trollin

i should go to bed

12/28/2009 2:57:50 AM

Quote :

"Sometimes we get sued for something we didn't do and which wouldn't have been an actionable offense even if we did, because the girl is a borderline-psychotic attention whore with a persecution complex who went on to try other fun tricks like faking a suicide."

This sounds like a fun story. Uncle GrumpyGOP needs to stop beating around the bush and share with us kiddies.

12/28/2009 2:57:51 AM

Damn. You done did labeled her like a Jew.











































That's just wrong man.

12/28/2009 2:58:19 AM