I just tried to come up with something and it didn't work LOL

4/19/2010 12:52:22 AM

this rap's about fake homies
i call them phomies
come to my house
quiet as a mouse
drink my kool-aid
but that shit fades
when you out with rick
suck the dudes dick
thought you was my hoe
turns out you just want my do
fucking phomies

playing ball
liberty hall
i got drinks after the game
the next day you're too ashamed
thought you was my bro
next day you out the do
fucking phomies

4/19/2010 12:56:03 AM

LOL WUT

4/19/2010 12:56:46 AM

we going out to the club
car pumping that dub
girl steps out wearing dem pumps
walking past lines, callin it jumps
she don't know it but we gonna hump

shawty got dat ass
finer than the finest lass
fuck fishin fuck wishin
just fuck, shawty we gonna hump

buy her drink
take her on the dance floor
do shit right
and i get an encore
she don't know it but we gonna hump

shawty got dat ass
finer than the finest lass
fuck fishin fuck wishin
just fuck, shawty we gonna hump

back to my place
turns out her name is stace
and in her purse is a can of mace
i thought we were gonna hump

4/19/2010 1:04:22 AM

yo dog
i heard that shit on the radio today

4/19/2010 1:13:13 AM

for reals

4/19/2010 1:14:29 AM

drop mixtape today
tomorrow get radio play

4/19/2010 1:14:35 AM

JAMMMIN ON THE ONE

JAMMIN ON THE TWO

4/19/2010 1:19:17 AM

let's hear your best

7/14/2010 10:39:23 PM

bttt

3/30/2011 10:01:01 AM

ONE TWO BUM BUM

3/30/2011 10:05:32 AM

ha

3/30/2011 8:10:08 PM

easy. just string incoherent strings of text together, using at least one of the words in each string:

nigga(s)
brotha(s)
sista(s)
nine
glock
fuck
wit
dat
git
shit
bitch

3/30/2011 8:13:29 PM

I GOT MY MIND ON MY MONEY

MY MONEY ON MY MIND

3/30/2011 8:14:59 PM

Quote :

"easy. just string incoherent strings of text together, using at least one of the words in each string:"

Rednecks on this site got me vexed
Put two in your chest
With the tool got plenty for all the rest

3/30/2011 8:17:20 PM

would you like me to do it for country music too, shitbag?

3/30/2011 8:18:49 PM

mcdanger, in that rhyme, is the tool your dick?

3/30/2011 8:19:22 PM

lol

wolpfack does kinda have a point though


only the best rappers kinda shy away from that formula

3/30/2011 8:19:25 PM

Quote :

"would you like me to do it for country music too, shitbag?"

Once glance from me your girl drops to her knees
Givin my balls a squeeze like "WOLPFACK who? redneck please"

3/30/2011 8:21:23 PM

I doubt you would accept head from a girl

3/30/2011 8:22:09 PM

oh snap

3/30/2011 8:22:42 PM

Quote :

"I doubt you would accept head from a girl"

a flash of this green your girl grindin her teeth
unfaithful to thee
like she had the option to run with me

3/30/2011 8:26:21 PM

I'm guessing you two would go shopping

3/30/2011 8:28:09 PM

shopping for rocks before i pop her jaw out of the socket

3/30/2011 8:29:25 PM

Hitting a female is not nice. No wonder you turned to men. You probably like bears.

3/30/2011 8:30:36 PM

you're gonna have to do better than to simply claim that i'm gay
i don't go that way
except for your dad when i cum in his face

[Edited on March 30, 2011 at 8:31 PM. Reason : .]

3/30/2011 8:31:32 PM

why, you just admitted you're gay. seems like i've been on the right track all along.

3/30/2011 8:32:11 PM

ok seriously though i love how dopey rednecks think "gay" is an insult

3/30/2011 8:33:57 PM

osnap McDanger spittin real rhymez ITT

3/30/2011 8:34:20 PM

are you calling yourself out?

3/30/2011 8:34:40 PM

Quote :

"are you calling yourself out?"

nobody's out except for your fucking faggot dad
bigots and rednecks crack
at the thought of a skank that bad

oh and your mom was the worst pussy i ever had
shit was sad
like a spider convention inside of her snatch

3/30/2011 8:38:17 PM

[refrain]
Wolfweb full of motherfuckin' trolls
talk a bunch of shit, cause they all about the lulz
I'm about to lose it, pump 'em full of holes
Throw 'em in the dump, free food for the gulls

Yo
Try to ignore them, pay them no mind
Got to keep myself focused on my daily fuckin' grind
Do my thesis, spit all these platinum rhymes
But eventually, they get me every fuckin' time
I'm tired of this shit, it's the end of the line.
They got their 'net crew, but I got mine
I call my boys, I'll feel motherfuckin' fine.
Know the internet's got etiquette
they'll teach you that with their nine.

[refrain]

Take my man McDanger, a real mean baller
when he mad enough to drop his green, holler
For the police, even though it won't help
Motherfucker's gonna beat your ass til you yelp
Like some scrawny runt, a bitch-made whelp
You gonna act like a cunt, and I'll say, "Hell,
You coulda shut up, but now you've fucked up
If the ambulance asks, just tell 'em you fell."

[refrain]

This here's Grumpy G O and P
Remindin' everyone that you best believe me
I know Q-N-T-M, you might call him Fred
Keep this bullshit up, and your premie pass is dead
Well maybe I don't know him, he's real busy
But best shut your fuckin' mouth here in the dirty south
Or I'll do to you what I did to talktolizzy.

I'm out.

3/30/2011 9:08:11 PM

lol

I sort of appreciated that

3/30/2011 9:29:47 PM

It just occurred to me that the refrain works well with "Paper Planes" from a couple of years back. Also it occurs to me that god damn it I did not think this thread was going to sink so fast.

3/30/2011 9:47:53 PM

bump to promo GOP's new joint

3/30/2011 10:25:23 PM

I sit alone in my room and I stare at the walls
Tryin, to figure out why theres hair on my balls
Then I, figure its because I am a man, but I
Still lick shots like Yosemite Sam

3/30/2011 10:27:00 PM

I love this thread. You guys rock.

3/30/2011 10:28:03 PM

^I still need to record a freestyle rap for you! haha

3/30/2011 10:31:38 PM

...I forgot about this thread
Wack emcees can't flow off the head listen
I ain't a dread but I used to puff a lot
Buck a shot, at targets maintain my marksmanship
Sparkin spliffs was a daily habit
L's I puffed, Elmer Fudd, chasin that crazy rabbit
Maintain my status as a down cat
I'm sicka clown raps, keepin it generic like brown sacks

[Edited on March 30, 2011 at 10:37 PM. Reason : (Ghostface Motherless Child instrumental in the background)]

start bussin at 39 or 40 seconds, even though its only 8 bars



[Edited on March 30, 2011 at 10:40 PM. Reason : suck my dick]

3/30/2011 10:36:37 PM

i used to be much better at shitty freestyling

3/30/2011 10:37:08 PM

best step out my way fella, i'll paint the walls, it fade to black
and then you turn yella, pissin ya drawers reveals you're wack

continue to stack scrilla while you rush balls like cinderella

3/30/2011 10:45:28 PM

Quote :

"and then you turn yella"

when you die, poop leaves the butt

3/30/2011 10:49:26 PM

Etcetera, yeah you know the dilla
Mick D and Tree MC thirteen three the alphabetta
Check the math if your science is off
A couple cats thats reliant on chron, fuck it

3/30/2011 10:50:23 PM

Twisty Trees and Micky D up in your E-Y-E
makin TWW stuntin look like nuttin

3/30/2011 10:57:07 PM

does nuttin mean nutting or nothin?

3/30/2011 11:00:27 PM

trustin, in god, nah fuck that
me i'm agnostic, MD is atheist
that don't make a fuck if we funkin up your playlist trick...
all i know is i have to eat, but luckily music calms the savage beast

3/30/2011 11:01:00 PM

3/30/2011 11:12:10 PM

my name is mike
and im here to say
i like to freestyle
in an old school way

a hibby a hibby hip hop a dibby

i drive a bentley,
paid for by my moms
trust fund nukka
grease politicians palms

buy and sell you
gentrify your block
then pop shots at pheasants
you peasants flock
but you aint gettin crumb one from my fucking frock

3/30/2011 11:23:33 PM

needs editing

[Edited on March 31, 2011 at 2:18 AM. Reason : yep]

3/31/2011 2:15:14 AM

in my head, all y'all suck

i never understood why people would try to write their rhymes on youtube comments either.

3/31/2011 2:19:30 AM