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5/12/2010 2:43:33 PM

ill put the pictures up on page 2 so i dont have to switch back to 1 for spank material...

5/12/2010 3:41:05 PM

Her name is Robert Paulson.

5/13/2010 12:21:30 AM

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO Pikey

5/13/2010 12:27:09 AM

I love her and I don't even know her. Oh so dreamy...

5/13/2010 12:38:41 AM

5/13/2010 12:39:34 AM

LOL

5/13/2010 12:42:06 AM

HELL TO THE FUCKING YEAH!

[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 12:43 AM. Reason : .]

5/13/2010 12:42:58 AM

5/13/2010 12:43:56 AM

Treat your whores like queens and your queens like whores. Only way to fly.

Seriously, women are bitches and are fucked up when it involves their 'emotions', which is all the time. I made a similar mistake once of where I was dating this pretty hot girl, was steady for 3 months and wanted to surprise her for Christmas with buying her a motorcycle; ends up dumping me on Christmas eve, runs off with a different guy and about a month later she joined the peace corp... wtf? Although I kept spare bike and sold it off so I wasn't too much out of my money.

5/13/2010 12:56:51 AM

^ That post is awesome by itself, by I read it with Strong Bad's voice and it became 10x as funny.

5/13/2010 12:59:00 AM

REEL 'EM IN, REEL 'EM IN
SEAL THE DEAL, SEAL THE DEAL

5/13/2010 1:14:35 AM

does she have 1 cankle?

5/13/2010 1:18:09 AM

I realize we've only got one paragraph of context to work with here, but if you would buy a motorcycle after three months of dating someone who's planning to dump you, you might have some emotional problems of your own.

5/13/2010 1:18:34 AM

that's called desperate for some puss

5/13/2010 1:20:58 AM

Quote :

"I realize we've only got one paragraph of context to work with here, but if you would buy a motorcycle after three months of dating someone who's planning to dump you, you might have some emotional problems of your own."

5/13/2010 9:25:26 AM

Quote :

"that's called desperate for some puss"

5/13/2010 9:27:50 AM

the pic bombing in this thread is making me weep

thank you, tww. thank you.

5/13/2010 11:09:53 AM

5/13/2010 11:20:25 AM

i bet she looks really nice nekked. prolly has no sag to her really nice cans either.

5/13/2010 11:26:55 AM

I swear I recognize that girl too son. Wtf?

5/13/2010 11:27:49 AM

Quote :

"I realize we've only got one paragraph of context to work with here, but if you would buy a motorcycle after three months of dating someone who's planning to dump you, you might have some emotional problems of your own."

no doubt, WTF is wrong with you? You gonna buy the chick a motorcycle?

5/13/2010 12:06:21 PM

whats her name / email - we need her side of this.

5/13/2010 1:09:33 PM

WTF... how may of these threads were made about me?





And if any of you masturbated to her pics....

7/1/2010 12:13:15 PM

Fap

7/1/2010 12:15:30 PM

^^ you mean, like, everyone? then, probably yes.

i know billytalent did. oh biilllly!

7/1/2010 12:20:19 PM

I'd spend $cruise on those legs, nothing to be ashamed about.

7/1/2010 12:21:37 PM

i'm still not sure i understand if the original post by Pikey was real

7/1/2010 12:39:56 PM

reminds me of a girl i used to bang

she was dumber than a bag of hammers though

7/1/2010 1:03:24 PM

And he's still got his v-card. Definite:

Quote :

"that's called desperate for some puss"

7/1/2010 2:18:18 PM

nah, he lost his tail-pipe card to billytalent long ago

7/1/2010 3:15:54 PM

7/1/2010 3:28:34 PM

Do we know what her name is?

I might try to bang her just to take my IRL trolling up a notch.

7/1/2010 3:30:33 PM

7/1/2010 7:54:01 PM

please post a face pic of the last girl you were inside of.

7/1/2010 7:59:59 PM

shoulda left it alone, Pikey

7/1/2010 8:01:52 PM

Quote :

"I read it with Strong Bad's voice and it became 10x as funny."

+10

7/1/2010 8:02:44 PM

Haha, I totally read my own paragraph with strong bad's voice and it really did sounded funny as shit.

Quote :

""I realize we've only got one paragraph of context to work with here, but if you would buy a motorcycle after three months of dating someone who's planning to dump you, you might have some emotional problems of your own.""

Motorcycle only costed a few grand at the time was making 60g's part time. I had no hint or clue about being dumped, specially on christmas eve. Guess she took the bike gift as some sort of commitment and ran off. She was hot and only dated be because of the bike, totally out of my league; figured buying her's would yield additional pussy.

7/1/2010 9:24:43 PM

Quote :

"REALLY DID SOUNDED"

9/4/2010 2:12:44 AM

never forget

5/10/2011 2:53:21 PM

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"it broke."

5/10/2011 3:01:35 PM

bttt

6/7/2011 11:16:40 PM

btttttttt

6/7/2011 11:20:27 PM

ibtfap

6/7/2011 11:27:10 PM

oh snap! Thread makes a come back

6/8/2011 12:31:15 AM

dont be a bitch and tell her

6/8/2011 1:15:56 AM

can not believe this shit was a year ago

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

6/8/2011 3:00:02 AM

if they are not in the "friends with benefits" mode right now... then one of them is dead. (or both... murder-suicide, but Pikey is still active yes?)

[Edited on June 8, 2011 at 3:04 AM. Reason : ]

6/8/2011 3:04:00 AM

Why did this get bumped?

6/8/2011 7:13:33 AM

[Edited on June 8, 2011 at 7:18 AM. Reason : wtf double poast]

6/8/2011 7:17:58 AM