Bweez All American 10849 Posts user info edit post |
2 inches
what? 7/20/2010 4:19:20 AM |
Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
It depends on the toilet, but it has been known to happen to me. 7/20/2010 7:52:56 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
i too have a modified seat like dweedle just for these situations 7/20/2010 9:08:44 AM |
slut All American 8357 Posts user info edit post |
Post. 7/20/2010 12:58:52 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
I'm really glad I don't have a penis
ive never thought about this problem 7/20/2010 1:52:34 PM |
qntmfred retired 40555 Posts user info edit post |
9/22/2010 8:56:51 PM |
El Nachó special helper 16370 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "rip off a sheet of toilet paper
use it as a buffer
profit" |
I just assumed everybody did this.9/22/2010 9:57:18 PM |
cdub1313 Starting Lineup 73 Posts user info edit post |
i just lay mine over my thigh. problem solved. 9/22/2010 11:37:43 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
just throw it over your shoulder, problem solved. 9/23/2010 12:07:17 AM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
1. ew!
2. Quote : | "PROPER
FECAL
OUTPUT" |
9/23/2010 12:16:56 AM |
3 of 11 All American 6276 Posts user info edit post |
Whats especially gross is when the previous guy has left like 3 pubic hairs right in the prime contacting spot... clearly a chronic suffer of TCW. 9/23/2010 12:21:58 AM |
keeeeler29 All American 4058 Posts user info edit post |
CHICKEN BONE EARRINGS 9/23/2010 12:28:38 AM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
TCW
[Edited on September 23, 2010 at 12:55 AM. Reason : ] 9/23/2010 12:35:05 AM |
smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18955 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "CONTI
NENTIAL
SOLDIER" |
[Edited on September 23, 2010 at 1:37 AM. Reason : I keep my shit jungle, b. ]9/23/2010 1:37:19 AM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
Since I bought my house a few months ago, my parents have spent a few weekends there. I'm told to expect new toilets for Christmas 9/23/2010 1:43:56 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
lots of men talking about their dicks with one another ITT 9/23/2010 1:47:30 AM |
BubbleBobble :3 114153 Posts user info edit post |
lol cadwal
I was thinking that too 9/23/2010 1:53:26 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^^, ^ You should join in. OH THAT'S RIGHT YOU CAN'T BECAUSE YOU HAVE A VAGINA!
[Edited on September 23, 2010 at 1:55 AM. Reason : :lucky situation] 9/23/2010 1:54:43 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
my vagina, much like your dick, on its best day, never touches the toilet water 9/23/2010 1:58:12 AM |
Snewf All American 63345 Posts user info edit post |
what about your vagina's worst days? 9/23/2010 1:58:48 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
on its worst days it hovers above the dirty seat 9/23/2010 2:01:04 AM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
Nope. Mine defies gravity. No worries here. 9/23/2010 2:03:13 AM |
Snewf All American 63345 Posts user info edit post |
there can be substantial differences between flaccid and erect penises
it is also more difficult to urinate with an erection
so some of you are probably doing it wrong 9/23/2010 2:15:25 AM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
ya'll must have those cheap toilets that are circular. You've got to get those egg shaped deals with the extra room. Otherwise you'll be stirrin' the pot 9/23/2010 2:36:14 AM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
I suffer from TCW
but as for peeing with an erection, I lean forward as much as I can and push it down as far as I can and hope the stream makes it just under the back of the rim 9/23/2010 2:44:46 AM |
BubbleBobble :3 114153 Posts user info edit post |
or you could just wait until it goes down.... 9/23/2010 2:45:27 AM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
for morning wood that works
for wood caused by the pressure from a full bladder it doesn't 9/23/2010 2:48:12 AM |
Jader All American 2869 Posts user info edit post |
what u talmbout 9/23/2010 7:55:19 AM |
0EPII1 All American 42534 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "ThePeter: Its really bad over here. A lot of toilets are built like a shelf with a drainage hole instead of a bowl. Not only do you have problems with your wang chillin on the shelf, but you take a dump (droppin' loadssssss) onto a shelf and then have to spend time to flush and scrub with the toilet brush to get it all down the drain, which is in the back of the toilet." |
Picture please... and where are you?9/23/2010 8:50:30 AM |
longbow_fc All American 1163 Posts user info edit post |
something like this?
9/23/2010 1:59:16 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
^^He was in Europe at the time. 9/23/2010 3:34:31 PM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
From message_topic.aspx?topic=559873
9/23/2010 9:34:18 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42534 Posts user info edit post |
^^ that doesn't tell me much... might as well have said he was on earth at the time.
country please! for example, if he says montenegro, i wouldn't be so surprised, but if he says germany, i would be shocked.
and i need a pic anyway to fully understand it. not necessarily a pic he took, but a pic of the same type from google. 9/23/2010 9:54:58 PM |
jtw208 5290 Posts user info edit post |
i suffer from TCW any time I use a toilet in EB 3
you'd think they would have thought of that 9/23/2010 10:13:54 PM |
slackerb All American 5093 Posts user info edit post |
Sometimes it's nice having a small dick. 9/24/2010 11:54:54 AM |
eleusis All American 24527 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "where when you sit on the crapper and you gotta adjust your wang, lest it touch the side of the porcelain or hang down in the toilet water?
" |
if you clog up the toilet, don't proceed with the courtesy flush. problem solved.9/24/2010 12:11:30 PM |
Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
I don't mind it so much. At least it doesn't splash my butthole with pee if my dick head is submerged. I just got to wash my dick when I'm done. I try to schedule my shits anyway so that I shower right after. 9/24/2010 1:35:15 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
Pretty sure he's in Amsterdam. 9/24/2010 1:47:06 PM |
CEmann All American 1913 Posts user info edit post |
nope, my shits far too small 9/24/2010 1:52:54 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "does anybody else suffer from toilet contact wang? " |
haha9/24/2010 2:01:29 PM |