ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |
holy shit. a few friends and I split a bunch of these after reading this thread.
these things are no joke! I drank 1.5 (after a day of drinking and grilling out mind you) and just woke up at 3:47 pm still tipsy
annnd that's on the top of the page now
[Edited on July 21, 2010 at 3:49 PM. Reason : great.] 7/21/2010 3:48:32 PM |
indy All American 3624 Posts user info edit post |
LOKO!!!!!!!! 7/21/2010 3:49:35 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
right on bro! 7/21/2010 3:49:41 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
GOBROGO 7/21/2010 3:49:57 PM |
ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |
I immediately regret that decision. should have stuck to beer. 7/21/2010 3:53:29 PM |
ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |
I immediately regret that decision. should have stuck to beer. 7/21/2010 3:53:29 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
It's kind of beer. It's a malt beverage anyway.
Really strong beer with flavors, sugar, and caffeine added. 7/21/2010 4:16:42 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
all beers are malt beverages all malt beverages are not beers beer is a subset of malt beverages
COME ON MAN 7/21/2010 4:18:41 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Four LOLko 7/21/2010 4:21:33 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
7/21/2010 4:21:53 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
or 7/21/2010 5:54:22 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
I don't understand this shit.
If somebody showed up at a party and was like, "Hey, let's get drunk on Mad Dog and take some No Doz," y'all would be like, "WTF."
But put it in a ridiculous can and give it a ridiculous name...and people think it's okay to drank. If these things really do seriously catch on, I'm actually gonna be concerned. It just ain't right. 7/21/2010 6:06:41 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
^we'd probably be like "WTF, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA"
so its just natural to assume these Four Lokos will catch on 7/21/2010 6:08:47 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
it already has.
up here at least. 7/21/2010 6:16:43 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
I still prefer:
7/21/2010 6:29:25 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
I'm concerned about this trend.
We can't have regular people drinking this stuff like it ain't no thang.
This is a rock bottom beverage, and something people shouldn't be drinking lightly.
Plus, what's happening to the palate of America? They should serve these things with rubber nipples. 7/21/2010 6:40:10 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "This is a rock bottom beverage, and something people shouldn't be drinking lightly. " |
So are you advocating to us to drink them heavily?
[Edited on July 21, 2010 at 6:56 PM. Reason : .]7/21/2010 6:50:45 PM |
indy All American 3624 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " what's happening to the palate of America?" |
That's what I'm saying...
Try this: 1) Name your 3 favorite mixed drinks. 2) Ask yourself, "Why can't I buy these drinks in bottled form at a convenience store? 3) ... 4) Profit.7/21/2010 6:54:14 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Decent joke ruined by poor execution 7/21/2010 6:56:18 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
I didn't catch it until indy posted 7/21/2010 6:56:54 PM |
ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |
I still feel like straight asshole from that shit. I wish I hadn't read this thread last night.
hahaha one of my friends who I drank that shit with had to get up and run a mile this morning at noon (keep in mind I drank the same amount and woke up at 4 drunk) for PE 7/21/2010 7:01:10 PM |
DJ Lauren All American 15721 Posts user info edit post |
i went through a phase of ONLY drinking fours for about a month earlier this spring and burned out on them. They are ridiculously cheap and I would drink one and be SILLY and TWO would make me pass out. We started naming the different camo after wars...
like the watermelon was vietnam camo yellow was desert storm red was korean war LOL it's just silly the shit you think of when youd rink this stuff. 7/21/2010 11:18:23 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
Skwinkle and I split two last night at the hash. We figured running between each four loko would have lessened the effects. How wrong were we. I still have a hangover headache from those bitches. 7/22/2010 12:16:59 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
^ should Peter and I drink them when he returns? 7/22/2010 12:17:58 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Yes. Do not get cranberry lemonade, or expect to remember the night at all. 7/22/2010 12:22:20 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
where do they sell them? 7/22/2010 12:24:15 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
I hate hangover headaches though
and not remembering the night? 0.o
from two?
[Edited on July 22, 2010 at 12:25 PM. Reason : lkj] 7/22/2010 12:24:50 PM |
The5thsoth All American 4813 Posts user info edit post |
Watermelon is the way to go.
Or Blue Rasberry.
You city folks are way behind us backwoods rednecks. We have been loving that shit for ages now. 7/22/2010 12:24:55 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
...you're not redneck. Backwoods maybe 7/22/2010 12:25:52 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I don't not remember the whole night, just some parts are a little fuzzy. Apparently my tolerance is shit now that I haven't been drinking all that much. 7/22/2010 12:27:01 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
There is some magical ingredient in the four loko that makes girls pass out and not remember shit...
...roofies 7/22/2010 12:28:35 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
o.O 7/22/2010 12:29:44 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Word, sounds good to me 7/22/2010 12:29:46 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
>_> 7/22/2010 12:30:24 PM |
The5thsoth All American 4813 Posts user info edit post |
Brandi, gas stations are the most likely place to get them. 7/22/2010 12:30:38 PM |
adam8778 All American 3095 Posts user info edit post |
I'm pretty sure im banned from drinking lokos at Hurleys house any more
I think i ruined a whole bunch of stuff last time that went down, and probably pissed of a few people.
I LOVE FOUR LOKOS! 7/22/2010 12:33:34 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
They taste like straight up ass, but if you're looking to get drunk, they thoroughly get the job done. 7/22/2010 12:34:40 PM |
The5thsoth All American 4813 Posts user info edit post |
They will keep your ass awake too. It wasn't until a few weeks ago that I noticed they actually have energy drink crap in the too. 7/22/2010 12:37:49 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
I had 3/4 of one tonight. Chugged it after a hellish day at work and felt pretty great afterwords 7/25/2010 2:49:39 AM |
BubbleBobble :3 114240 Posts user info edit post |
7/25/2010 2:51:02 AM |
stateredneck All American 2966 Posts user info edit post |
^tried to chug one once. Poor Decisions. Those things make you feel like death the next morning too. 7/25/2010 2:52:07 AM |
ThatGoodLock All American 5697 Posts user info edit post |
top 3 worst decisions of my life 7/25/2010 2:53:28 AM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
^^ awesome! can't wait!! 7/25/2010 3:01:53 AM |
ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |
yeah you'll really feel like shit after the combined hangover, caffeine crash, other stimulant withdraws and sugar crash hit all at the same time 7/25/2010 3:07:19 AM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
water ftmfw 7/25/2010 3:25:46 AM |
BubbleBobble :3 114240 Posts user info edit post |
it's called don't fucking drink so damn much 7/25/2010 3:26:08 AM |
stateredneck All American 2966 Posts user info edit post |
^can we just have this stricken from TWW. It means drink more and suck it up tomorrow. 7/25/2010 3:28:59 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
drunk bmel is drunk 7/25/2010 3:29:13 AM |
BubbleBobble :3 114240 Posts user info edit post |
I mean you get drunk after like 3-4 beers
what's the point of drinking any more than that
just so you can act stupid and be belligerent? 7/25/2010 3:29:38 AM |
stateredneck All American 2966 Posts user info edit post |
^umm yeah that would a sufficient reason 7/25/2010 3:30:43 AM |