Jeepin is too busy trying to figure out how to juggle his DVR between Two and a Half Men and The Ghost Whisperer

8/2/2010 3:08:54 PM

lol. His TV watching rivals that of only my sister...

8/2/2010 3:12:35 PM

thankfully CBS cancelled Ghost Whisperer! Now i can spend more time getting BJs!

8/2/2010 3:14:09 PM

this is precisely why i don't have DVR...

it's too distracting

8/2/2010 3:31:03 PM

damn me for being too old for LP78

8/2/2010 3:33:30 PM

you're never too old for courtesy head

8/2/2010 3:38:39 PM

au contrair..

[Edited on August 2, 2010 at 3:44 PM. Reason : dgadf]

8/2/2010 3:40:35 PM

8/2/2010 3:41:32 PM

what about good old fashioned drunken head upstairs in Pat's bathroom?

8/2/2010 3:44:35 PM

Quote :

"too old for LP78"

is that even possible? Isn't she like 40 herself?

8/2/2010 3:50:01 PM

41

but she can pass for 38

8/2/2010 3:50:59 PM

43, I believe.

8/2/2010 3:51:04 PM

Quote :

"what about good old fashioned drunken head upstairs in Pat's bathroom?"

well i've never thought about that before



and i can EASILY pass for 35..assholes

[Edited on August 2, 2010 at 3:59 PM. Reason : sdafsd]

8/2/2010 3:51:36 PM

I too wish I were young enough to get an LP BJ.

8/2/2010 4:07:07 PM

NyM almost got head from Livinproof in Pat's bathroom during the TKE cookout, but it's just that they were there, and then they were touching each other, and then he saw those tits, and then he started feelin' her ass and he started breathin' heavy and he almost got a headache and then his vision started to go all colorful... and then he just came in his pants.

8/2/2010 4:11:49 PM

LP was a little too toothy for me, but overall I'd give her a B+

8/2/2010 4:12:57 PM

^^it's almost like you were there

[Edited on August 2, 2010 at 4:13 PM. Reason : asdfd]

8/2/2010 4:13:06 PM

I instantly came one time after I gave LP78 a titty twister

8/2/2010 4:15:51 PM

I can pass for 34, but I'm really 34 & a half. Do I have a chance?

8/2/2010 4:17:56 PM

nope

8/2/2010 4:19:02 PM

damnit

8/2/2010 4:20:33 PM

there some old motherfuckers who post on this site. damn.

8/2/2010 4:28:08 PM

i'm glad NyM used Pat's bathroom instead of his own. take that pat!

8/2/2010 4:34:01 PM

[unused t-dub meme]

8/2/2010 4:37:44 PM

pikey should go back to the bar and order a "wet blowjob" or a "screaming orgasm" that would be some funny shit...

8/2/2010 4:41:29 PM

She is everything to me

8/2/2010 4:46:41 PM

not this again

8/2/2010 5:01:49 PM

goodoc you givin out BJs?

8/2/2010 5:03:24 PM

Pikey,

This thread is inconsistent with details of your personal life that were discussed at length on http://www.CampusBlender.com and during the course of official PPC business. Please help me reconcile these inconsistencies.

Thanks,
Billytalent aka Halfwit

8/2/2010 5:03:46 PM

this thread is gold.

8/2/2010 5:11:31 PM

wow, I thought I was posting after this quote on the last page

Quote :

"but chances are....if i allow myself to get in the position where sex of any kind is a strong possibility then you'll get a bj... it's just the courteous thing to do"

I wish more women had that mindset. At least I wish they did when I was in my single years

and this has turned out to be a pretty epic thread, between the original post and the craigslist post, many LOLs have been had


[Edited on August 2, 2010 at 5:24 PM. Reason : whoops]

8/2/2010 5:14:00 PM

a quality mouther would be nice right about now

8/2/2010 5:18:50 PM

Don't believe any of it for a second, but hilarious nonetheless.

In a sense the first blowie I got was sad because I was too worried about the etiquette of the whole thing to fully enjoy it. I am what scientists refer to as "fucking stupid."

And now:

Guy walks into a bar and orders three shots for himself. Bartender asks, "What's the occasion?" Guy says, "Just had my first blowjob." "Congrats, man, I'll even throw in a fourth, on the house!" "Nah, if three won't get the taste out of my mouth the forth ain't gonna help."

8/2/2010 5:42:47 PM

Quote :

"I wish more women had that mindset. At least I wish they did when I was in my single years"

well i'm of the opinion that if you have no interest or desire to have sex with someone then you shouldn't put yourself in a position for either party to think it's going to happen...

granted there are times when it's just not an option but that doesn't change the fact that you want to do it...so why not do what you can do/are comfortable with doing while you're there....

as tww knows...i'm a notorious make out whore...but that has very little, if nothing, to do with me wanting to sleep with somebody...

it's EXTREMELY rare that I will crawl in bed with or cuddle up on a couch and grind on some dude that i haven't considered sleeping with...and i'm most definitely NOT going to get naked with one...

and any girl that will is just a cock teasing bitch

just go ahead and give the dude a blow job for his trouble

8/3/2010 11:02:34 AM

I would like to take livinproof78 out to dinner. Perhaps ice cream afterwards. She deserves an award.

8/3/2010 11:06:17 AM

I would like to take livinproof78 out to dinner. Perhaps ice cream afterwards. She deserves an award.

8/3/2010 11:07:07 AM

I would like to take livinproof78 out to dinner. Perhaps ice cream afterwards. She deserves an award.

8/3/2010 11:11:39 AM

Quote :

"I don't believe for a second that this is real."

you're doing it wrong

8/3/2010 11:28:34 AM

sorry, this thread is now about LP78's humanitarian blowjobs.

8/3/2010 11:33:11 AM

She's the Oskar Schindler of that shit.

8/3/2010 11:33:36 AM

Quote :

"In a sense the first blowie I got "

what is wrong with you

8/3/2010 11:35:05 AM

I would like to take livinproof78 out to dinner. Perhaps ice cream afterwards. She deserves an award.

8/3/2010 11:40:06 AM

^ +1

8/3/2010 11:48:21 AM

I would like to take livinproof78 out to dinner. Perhaps ice cream afterwards. She deserves an award.

8/3/2010 11:50:01 AM

I would like to take LivinProof78 out for a Big Mac and a Six Pack. She deserves an award.

8/3/2010 12:10:10 PM

I would like to take LivinProof78 out for oral sex and a Tic Tac. She deserves an award.

8/3/2010 12:11:11 PM

I would like to take LivinProof78 out for bwning. She deserves an award.

8/3/2010 12:42:26 PM

LivinProof78,

I'd like to take you out on a date so you can give me some pointers from a woman's prospective, show me what I'm doing wrong, let me know what proper male blowjob receiving etiquette is, and how I can get more girls to give me blowjobs or even sexual intercourse. I eventually want all this to happen with the girl I am in love with.

We can go to the eating establishment / watering hole of your choice all expenses paid for your troubles. We don't have to call it a date if you don't want to. I'd understand. It can be a coaching exercise if that makes you feel batter about it.

8/3/2010 1:17:42 PM

Hmmmm, methinks I need to hang out with LP some time.

8/3/2010 1:19:47 PM

So is the fictitious "girl I am in love with" the girl with the pictures posted in every Pikey thread?

Also, does anyone know whose alias this is? I suppose I could find out for myself but I'm way too lazy.

[Edited on August 3, 2010 at 1:20 PM. Reason : and lol at slave]

8/3/2010 1:19:56 PM