12.5 games back with 124 to go

one day at a time

the Central is ours to lose

5/16/2011 12:59:04 PM

Just got off the phone with Brian McCann

He wanted me to ask Mauer, and I quote, "How's the leg, pussy?"

5/17/2011 5:05:07 PM

5/17/2011 5:13:31 PM

Just got an email reply back from Mauer

"Had a setback with my leg when I accidentally dropped my MVP trophy on it"

5/17/2011 5:13:51 PM

Well played, Twista.

5/17/2011 5:15:55 PM

Hope he gets better soon

I'm really missing watching him hit 9 home runs this year

5/17/2011 5:16:08 PM

i mean really who does he think he is, David Wright in his first year at Citi?

5/17/2011 5:21:14 PM

You got both of us in a span of 10 minutes. Cherish this day.

5/17/2011 5:32:25 PM

just doing my part to honor Harmon Killebrew

5/17/2011 5:42:18 PM

His last words were, "Batting average is for homos"

5/17/2011 5:43:17 PM

Why the hell am I double posting in this thread

Twins have been outscored by 88 runs. Next closest team in the AL is Baltimore, who've been outscored by only 31!

Least runs scored, most runs allowed in the majors.

Poor Twinkies

5/27/2011 8:29:03 AM

Twins BP gave us the comeback win from 5-0 lastnight. Thanks guys!

5/28/2011 1:19:53 PM

we are 5-14 at home

5/28/2011 1:21:37 PM

i just came here to post

6/2/2011 7:23:10 AM

i feel a win coming this game, we're gonna snap this L4

6/2/2011 10:05:34 PM

and turn it into a W4

6/5/2011 8:52:13 PM

W5 hopefully turns into W6 tonight in Cleveland. Lets ride, Franky! Throw up another unattractive No-No!

6/7/2011 7:03:38 PM

huh?

6/7/2011 7:33:28 PM

hottest team in baseball

6/7/2011 7:44:41 PM

alias?

6/7/2011 7:52:30 PM

not that im aware of

6/7/2011 7:56:44 PM

My alias is Kent Hrbeck. Also, my Homer Hankey

6/7/2011 7:58:26 PM

can't win em all

6/7/2011 9:20:07 PM

nice win today to take 2/3 from the Tribe

if St. Louis beats Houston tonight, we won't have the worst record in the MLB

6/8/2011 4:13:17 PM

great walkoff win against Texas, and since Houston lost we're not the worst team in the majors! although that looks like Oakland at the moment

6/10/2011 12:08:14 AM

11-3 in June

damn we're good

6/16/2011 9:46:50 PM

I see you.

6/16/2011 9:53:04 PM

filthy pitching

hitting...eh, not so much

6/16/2011 10:09:36 PM

seemed to work out ok for the Giants last year

6/16/2011 10:14:29 PM

Clayton Richard sucks

6/17/2011 8:36:55 PM

Hottest team in baseball.

6/20/2011 11:57:23 AM

6 games in the NL west coast should slow them down.

6/20/2011 11:58:57 AM

doubtful

6/20/2011 12:40:32 PM

ok maybe not so doubtful

son of a bitch, 11-1 loss tonight? after finding out Morneau is gonna miss 6 weeks after his neck surgery?

6/25/2011 11:13:54 PM

6/26/2011 9:14:55 PM

6/26/2011 9:26:31 PM

it's not terribly improbable that the Twins will be back to 20 games under .500 going into their four game series at The Cell

6/27/2011 10:16:38 PM

25 fucking hits by the Dodgers tonight

6/28/2011 12:46:56 AM

not Blackburn's finest performance

6/28/2011 7:27:30 AM

fuck Matt Capps

7/2/2011 10:48:20 PM

if anybody wants to jump on the bandwagon before the stock skyrockets, now is the time, we'll only be 6 games back in the division and only 7 games under .500 after we sweep the Rays tomorrow and the Yankees beat Cleveland tomorrow

On our way to greatness

7/6/2011 12:39:53 AM

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=6742785

What a pussy

7/6/2011 1:56:54 PM

Quote :

"it's not terribly improbable that the Twins will be back to 20 games under .500 going into their four game series at The Cell"

or 9 games under .500

just make sure the Twins don't sweep, cause then you know, we'd be ahead of you in the standings

7/7/2011 7:24:38 PM

off to a great start

7/7/2011 8:26:34 PM

I'm not usually one to talk shit

but....

wow this is getting ugly

7/8/2011 8:36:40 PM

Ugly is July 7, 2007

Never forget

7/8/2011 9:12:29 PM

I forgot

and don't feel like googling

was that when the two Sox fans stabbed the umpire?

7/8/2011 9:28:31 PM

No it was when the Twins hung 32 runs on the sox in a double header, Torii and Morneau raped

Hey look, 5-1 becomes 5-5, is Gio Gonzalez pitching for yall tonight or something?

/oakland diss

[Edited on July 8, 2011 at 9:43 PM. Reason : lol points]

7/8/2011 9:43:14 PM

i wish it were still 5-5

7/8/2011 9:46:35 PM

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/boxscore.jsp?gid=2007_07_07_minmlb_chamlb_1

I decided to google.

looks like the Sox won 3-1

7/8/2011 10:36:50 PM