2

4/28/2011 5:32:44 PM

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "hey man, what's with the long face?"

4/28/2011 5:40:31 PM

What did God say when Eve washed her panties in the stream?

"I'll never get that smell out of the fish"


My high school marketing teacher told me that one.

4/28/2011 5:44:18 PM

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

fo' drizzle

4/28/2011 5:47:18 PM

If a woman runs over her husband, whose at fault?
The woman, she shouldn't have been out of the kitchen.

If a man runs over his wife, whose at fault?
The man, he shouldn't have crashed into the kitchen.

4/28/2011 9:43:55 PM

who's

4/28/2011 9:46:12 PM

Quote :

"Best Clean Jokes "

Hi! Billy Mays here!

[Edited on April 28, 2011 at 10:14 PM. Reason : .]

4/28/2011 10:14:40 PM

a black and a mexican walk into a bar, the bartender says, GET THE FUCK OUT.

4/28/2011 10:22:40 PM

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Elephino.

4/28/2011 10:33:43 PM

Where do snowmen go to dance?






A snowball.

4/28/2011 10:54:26 PM

Quote :

"^^^ I already said that one! "

haha omg! I should have read through the thread! It's my favorite joke! :giggle:

4/29/2011 2:05:48 PM

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.

I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, my wife is watching from the kitchen window,
muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yelled to me,
'You need a piece of tail.'

I turned with a confused look on my face and said,
'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.

"Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce"

4/30/2011 12:30:25 AM

now

4/30/2011 12:43:06 AM

A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, do you want a long neck?"
The giraffe says "Do I have a choice?"...


...dead baby

4/30/2011 12:49:17 AM

^ all good jokes end with a dead baby

4/30/2011 12:14:12 PM

^ What do you get a dead baby for christmas?


A DEAD PUPPY!!!







Two guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks.

5/1/2011 1:57:00 AM