2 many faggots

5/11/2011 11:04:23 AM

Half the dudes sending msgs are from like 100 miles away even though I lowered the criteria to 25 miles.

5/11/2011 11:04:29 AM

LOL, I don't know how to talk to dudes.



This guy came out and told me his salary without even asking:

5/11/2011 11:15:49 AM

he's giving you the "people's eyebrow"

5/11/2011 11:19:08 AM

pikey is too busy beating off to keep up in the chat.

5/11/2011 11:20:51 AM

Dude maybe you should create a thread named "Pikey's PlentyOfFish.com profile" and really try to get a girl and post the results.

Would be more entertaining and less pathetic.

Especially since it wasn't long ago that you went on a cruise with a chick you were in love with and didn't get any.

It's not like you're the master and just playing around on dating sites.

You're really just pathetic and like the attention that posing as a fake attractive person gets you.

5/11/2011 11:30:00 AM

Why would I jeopardize my potential relationship with her by trying to date some loser chick with kids on a dating website?

5/11/2011 11:32:55 AM

And yes, keeping up with these chats is rather difficult. But not because I am masturbating.

5/11/2011 11:33:44 AM

Thats probably my least favorite thing to talk about though, even though I brought it up without being prompted

5/11/2011 11:34:23 AM

That is awesome if that is you.

5/11/2011 11:37:41 AM

you need to throw some curveballs into these conversations or else it's just you posing as a girl talking to dudes online.

5/11/2011 11:37:44 AM

I did throw a curveball. But the dude didn't know what a furry is...

5/11/2011 11:38:37 AM

I, for one, enjoy the stimulating and intellectual posts by Pikey because I believe he is establishing authentic relationships with members of his sex, a rare feat among the insensitive communities on the internet.

For example, in this thread, we have numerous people attacking the thread creator's genuine attempt at making new friends. However, it is painfully apparent that these attackers are jealous because they themselves are limited to shallow and primitive relationships in the real world.

More power to you, Pikey

5/11/2011 11:46:53 AM

You should ask how he feels about gender assignment

5/11/2011 11:47:21 AM

^
hahaha yesss, i'd like to hear this

5/11/2011 11:50:57 AM

Quote :

"Why would I jeopardize my potential relationship with her by trying to date some loser chick with kids on a dating website?"

Because the fact you aren't looking at other women will give you an aura of seeming too desperate for this chick that she will sniff out immediately. Girls like you more when they find out other girls are interested in you.

Also, it's pretty likely she's seeing other dudes right now anyway so why shouldn't you see other girls.

5/11/2011 4:22:40 PM

Quote :

"Also, it's pretty likely she's having sex with other dudes right now anyway so why shouldn't you see other girls."

5/11/2011 4:24:17 PM

it wasn't until TT that I found out Pikey was a dude. Always thought it was a chick.

5/11/2011 4:35:43 PM

lmao


add to my topics

5/11/2011 4:40:21 PM

you should let lewisje have a crack at this

5/11/2011 4:44:37 PM

i had a profile on there just to browse through pictures.

it was a male profile... since im actually male.

i never messaged anyone and the girls that messaged me resembled livestock.

not surprising... i was living near hickory at the time.

5/11/2011 6:09:46 PM

what happened to this thread? NEED MORE

5/20/2011 1:27:10 PM

this still going on?

6/29/2011 11:03:41 AM

after Pikey wears a disguise on the first date and blows the guy, he's gonna rip off the mask and be all "lol u got punked, bro"

6/29/2011 11:14:22 AM

I would like to see a female on Tdub make a fake maleprofile and attempt to mack on girls on Plenty of Fish or another site. I would be very interested to see how many girls they could get to even respond to messages.

Who will volunteer?

6/29/2011 11:33:57 AM

My account got disabled.

I wasn't even trolling hard.

6/29/2011 12:06:10 PM

^^ Females lack the wit and subtlety needed to pull that off. Any male worth his salt would easily see right thru them.

6/29/2011 12:09:55 PM

Quote :

"arghx All American 6375 Posts user info edit post I would like to see a female on Tdub make a fake maleprofile and attempt to mack on girls on Plenty of Fish or another site. I would be very interested to see how many girls they could get to even respond to messages. Who will volunteer? 6/29/2011 11:33:57 AM "

Now that would be worth a thread...

6/29/2011 12:38:17 PM

The dudes I was chatting with were so happy and surprised that I was answering them. They would totally see through it if some non-ugly girl started messaging them out of nowhere.

6/29/2011 1:13:06 PM

hardy har har har. shoulda post more responses up before the account got disabled.

6/29/2011 1:33:32 PM

this had so much potential-

i wish now i had made a thread about when i tried to get a legit girlfriend off of that site.

those were dark days indeed.

6/29/2011 1:41:25 PM

Quote :

"Females lack the wit and subtlety needed to pull that off. Any male worth his salt would easily see right thru them."

Maybe you don't understand what I am proposing? The female Tdubber pretends that she is male. She can put together whatever idealized profile she wants--do what Pikey did to get pics, list a high salary, use appealing but completely believable stuff in the written description. Then she attempts to hit on women. There are no actual males involved. It is a woman pretending to be a man, hitting on a woman.

I nominate begonias. She seems capable of being sufficiently diabolical.

6/29/2011 1:47:20 PM

^ I know a lot of girls that should do that to see how it is on the other side as well as how far off they are when knowing what most women like/want. Especially chicks that like to give dating advice to guys..

6/29/2011 1:54:52 PM

Someone should really volunteer I am curious and again kudos to pikey for picking the mmost atrocious name I have ever seen

I'm astraladvent and I approved this message

6/30/2011 3:54:33 AM

Post more emails.

6/30/2011 4:37:35 AM

^

6/30/2011 8:04:44 AM

Quote :

"I know a lot of girls that should do that to see how it is on the other side as well as how far off they are when knowing what most women like/want. Especially chicks that like to give dating advice to guys."

i'd lol all over myself if some tww chick were to do this and get a boatload of interest from other (attractive/seemingly-non-crazy) women

6/30/2011 8:06:42 AM

i think we should take this idea a step further and make a contest out of it.

pikey simply procured some random girls pictures right?

well any TWW male that wants to participate should get a collection of girlfriends to provide him with a wig and makeup work.

upon becoming as hot as possible you need only snap the required duckface headshot that is required for POF success.

contest participants would provide a screenshot of their profile (along with regular inbox updates cataloging the number of propositions). also taken into account would be content of said propositions.

judging this would be in good fun, although i imagine in classic TWW fashion there would undoubtedly be butthurt. personally i think this would be humorous as well; having you fucks argue about who was hotter or who got offered the most dick.

this probably wouldnt happen, but its a humorous concept at least.

6/30/2011 12:13:34 PM

don't tell me what's humorous and what's not

you know what's humorous?

Barack Obama is running this country into the ground and you're posting silly shit on a message board

6/30/2011 12:15:10 PM

Quote :

"I nominate begonias. She seems capable of being sufficiently diabolical."

i was also thinking of nominating begonias when someone mentioned asking a female twwer to pose as a male.

6/30/2011 12:15:43 PM

^^yeah he should go vote about it... oh wait votes don't do a god damned thing

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

6/30/2011 12:16:45 PM

lol

6/30/2011 12:22:39 PM

^^^JUST BECAUSE IM BIG DOESN'T MEAN I CAN PASS AS A MALE

6/30/2011 2:03:41 PM

Quote :

"Barack Obama is running this country into the ground and you're posting silly shit on a message board"

lol

6/30/2011 2:04:09 PM

as I mentioned in the other thread, begonias should do this and make a completely believable effort. The profile has to be appealing but not suspicious. The pics of whatever guy have to be attractive but not "fake" looking. The details have to be well-done: high (but not too high) income, tall (but not too tall), well educated but not ivy league. We need to give the fake profile a convincing backstory.

6/30/2011 3:52:36 PM