BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
or just have sex with her. DUH
[Edited on June 1, 2011 at 10:31 PM. Reason : 2!!!!!!!!!!!] 6/1/2011 10:31:10 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I actually had several subwoofer speakers I strategically placed around areas adjacent to my neighbor when I lived in my last place.
I would have a bass test song cued up on the iPod and when shit got real she'd get a 5 second blast here and there." |
I did this last summer with about 30 rednecks in my neighbor's yard. I put on Slayer's "Angel of Death" at full blast and drank a couple beers while they glared at me angrily. 6/1/2011 11:41:40 PM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
bake her some cookies or make her a card or something, kill her with kindness. maybe she just needs a return to humanity
if that doesn't work, i like the have-her-annoy-the-police-to-the-point-they-stop-caring and call-her-landlord-and-bless-them-out approaches 6/1/2011 11:58:29 PM |
sarijoul All American 14208 Posts user info edit post |
?6/2/2011 12:00:38 AM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
it's nuspeak for "lick their asshole" 6/2/2011 12:01:50 AM |
icyhotpatch All American 1885 Posts user info edit post |
Compliment her the next time she annoys you. Seriously. 6/2/2011 12:07:48 AM |
Wraith All American 27246 Posts user info edit post |
Just stand right outside of her property line and stare at her house for hours. Old people scare easily. 6/2/2011 9:41:14 AM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
Shit in her yard. Not the dog. You. 6/2/2011 9:42:29 AM |
synapse play so hard 60935 Posts user info edit post |
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wlfpckrcd All American 3869 Posts user info edit post |
I'm gonna take the nice approach...be the bigger person, but I'd really love to put a flaming bag of poo on her front porch 6/2/2011 10:35:11 AM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "kill her with kindness" |
while the other options are much funnier- this is seriously the best approach!6/2/2011 10:36:36 AM |
wizzkidd All American 1668 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " if she's a bitchy old woman who wants to start drama, then it sounds like you're playing right into her hand
ignore that cunt " |
and
Quote : | "you should leave her notes with completely random musings
"The 2010 US Census had a 74% overall response rate, but the rates were highest in the Midwestern region. I wonder why that is?"
etc.
" |
6/2/2011 11:16:43 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Next time I'm having a white people turf war I'm going the random musings route. 6/2/2011 11:18:46 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
I wonder if she ever resolved this 8/30/2011 8:19:31 PM |
JT3bucky All American 23242 Posts user info edit post |
I had a similar problem
I have a nice surround sound system and my neighbors would bang on the wall for ANY bit of noise they heard.
When I first moved in I was painting a wall in my room...and apparently me PAINTING was too loud and they banged.
Eventually they called the management without ever coming to knock on my door and say hey, its a little loud.
that pissed me off pretty bad...but THEN they proceeded to change their internet name to "turn down your surround sound!"
so then I just changed ours to QUIT YOUR BITCHING *** and put their house # at the end and one of the coldest mornings we had this year turned off the girls water to her house.
they have it for sale now and moved 8/30/2011 8:25:35 PM |
puck_it All American 15446 Posts user info edit post |
I just read this thread... way to puss out. 8/30/2011 8:27:44 PM |
CassTheSass cupid 35382 Posts user info edit post |
wolfpackgrrr always brings back the best threads. I forgot about this one.
What happened with the cunty neighbor? 8/30/2011 9:37:49 PM |