that home run machine they have in right field is the greatest thing ever

3/4/2012 2:47:56 PM

It really is, and Mike Stanton or whatever he's calling himself now is going to light that motherfucker up

3/4/2012 2:50:20 PM

depending on which Big Z decides to show up, they'll have one of the most dangerous rotations in the NL

3/4/2012 2:53:11 PM

the people on the MLB thread on the something awful forums have named it the dinger machine, and they post the most ridiculous things about it. every stadium needs a dinger machine.

3/4/2012 3:41:44 PM

Canseco got caught doping in his attempted comeback in the Mexican league haha

3/8/2012 2:00:30 PM

wtf is he playing on the guitar

4/4/2012 7:01:03 PM

Is that Esteban on the anthem?

4/4/2012 7:01:42 PM

How exciting

4/4/2012 7:07:29 PM

First defensive play by Reyes; first hit by Beltran.

Fucking kill me.

[Edited on April 4, 2012 at 7:27 PM. Reason : holy shit, did Prince eat brandon inge before that commercial?]

4/4/2012 7:23:23 PM

More like hot dogs, hot dogs, apple pie and hot dogs

4/4/2012 7:28:43 PM

Wonder if any rich ballers in Miami bought a ticket to this game just to say they were there, then jetted across town to catch Heat/OKC

4/4/2012 7:41:36 PM

16 inning game to open the season tonight in Cleveland. Chris Perez blew a 3-run inning in the 9th and now it looks like the Jays are gonna win this game in the 16th

Longest opening day game in Indians history (not sure what the MLB record is)

4/5/2012 8:13:11 PM

Free preview of MLB extra innings.

4/7/2012 7:44:13 PM

Jesus christ, apparently Jamie Moyer has faced 8.9% of all MLB batters ever.

4/8/2012 2:07:11 PM

Not even a week into the season on that scumbag Ozzie Guillen has already been suspended for 5 games.

4/10/2012 10:55:58 AM

lol scumbag

Tell us how you really feel

4/10/2012 11:16:12 AM

Marlins will probably win 5 straight now.

4/10/2012 12:03:49 PM

People need to stop getting their panties in a bunch, Ozzie is hilarious. If Miami didn't realize what they were getting with him, they are stupid.

4/10/2012 12:38:47 PM

lol its snowing pretty hard in Detroit

4/10/2012 3:26:29 PM

how you loving my tigers

4/10/2012 8:01:24 PM

Joey Devine to miss yet another season.

2009, 2010, 2012. Tommy John surgery for the 2nd time.

4/11/2012 1:51:33 PM

Lincecum getting rocked again

Shades of CC several years back

There goes his Arod money if he can't put it together

4/11/2012 11:33:39 PM

his velocity is down a lot this year

4/11/2012 11:34:59 PM

kershaw and billingsly look like the best 1-2 in the nl so far

4/11/2012 11:36:25 PM

not sure billingsley can keep it up.

I like the nationals' rotation a lot. yea strasburg is good, but gio gonzalez, jordan zimmerman, and ross detwiler have tons of talent and while zimmerman and gonzalez have shown it, detwiler may have turned a corner this year.

possibly the best rotation in the NL.

I think they really need to modify strasburg's delivery, dude is going to pull a mark prior if he keeps throwing like that

4/11/2012 11:41:58 PM

ya, thats why I said so far. billingsly seems to always have a drop off, but we'll see. right now I dont see a better 1-2 in the nl (note I'm a biased dodger fan)

4/11/2012 11:53:56 PM

I like how Jim Abbot here just disregards Roy and Cliff.

4/12/2012 12:00:43 AM

aha, I idolized jim abbot growing up, youre mean

but you got two guys pitching <1 era vs two guys pitching <2

I'll take clayton and chad so far

4/12/2012 12:09:51 AM

Quote :

"possibly the best rotation in the NL."

LOL, the Nats do not have the best rotation in the NL. You cannot be serious. Their most proven starter is Gio Gonzalez.

4/12/2012 9:29:44 AM

Nationals look good early but their rotation isn't even the best in the NL East.

4/12/2012 10:59:15 AM

To be fair, the Nats did get rid of Livan

4/12/2012 11:01:35 AM

Replaced him with Edwin Jackson. That's like addition by subtraction followed by subtraction by addition.

http://www.fangraphs.com/comparison.aspx?playerid=1841&position=P&page=0&players=1116

Yeesh.

4/12/2012 11:07:51 AM

Good story: http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/13/bryan-stow-on-video-board-son-throws-out-first-pitch-for-giants/related/

4/14/2012 12:35:57 AM

at the Nats/ Reds game today... got free strasburg bobble heads lol

[Edited on April 14, 2012 at 3:35 PM. Reason : ]

4/14/2012 3:34:33 PM

Rick ankiel sucks so bad.

4/14/2012 5:45:52 PM

can't wait for the Tyler Clippard .gif

4/15/2012 4:56:31 PM

if the dodgers keep playing like this I may have to invest in mlb extra innings

4/15/2012 5:39:40 PM

It's April. They probably will.

4/15/2012 5:46:19 PM

better off doing it now while most cable companies have the special $180 for the year going

4/15/2012 6:03:17 PM

^^^keep blowing leads? lolz

4/15/2012 6:17:49 PM

they pulled it out, 8-1

4/15/2012 7:54:34 PM

this plate umpire in the yankees angels game is annoying with his strike calls

4/15/2012 8:28:09 PM

9-1

Saps is the #1 Dodgers fan

4/15/2012 9:51:27 PM

Yankees just got Morneau'd

4/16/2012 8:46:38 PM

Quote :

"Rick ankiel sucks so bad."

Agreed, but dude's got a fucking hose

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=20672793&topic_id=&c_id=was&tcid=vpp_copy_20672793&v=3

That's a strike from center

[Edited on April 17, 2012 at 9:44 AM. Reason : can't embed because crazycodes sucks d]

4/17/2012 9:42:11 AM

Nothing he does will ever beat these

4/17/2012 1:16:17 PM

i've always been partial to this

4/17/2012 1:49:01 PM

after watching some of the great outfield assists that have been posted, i searched youtube for "outfield assists"...pretty much all the results are from video games lol.

4/17/2012 1:56:40 PM

Quote :

"can't wait for the Tyler Clippard .gif"

more like tyler cliptard

just came up with that like last week

4/17/2012 1:59:35 PM

i wonder how good ankiel could be at QB...what a throw

4/17/2012 2:00:08 PM