BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
2 6/7/2012 6:00:17 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
I will just type my name at the end, like "Best Regards" or "Thank You" then my name. But none of the bullshit. If I want you to contact me by phone, I'll tell you my phone number.
With that said,
How many of your cum dumpsters include your signature when you send an e-mail to someone you fucking work with? Seriously, why would you do this? I know your fucking extension! I know your fucking e-mail address! I will never need to fax you or know your address (same as mine, durrrrrr)! Fuck you and the horse your rode in on. 6/7/2012 6:05:48 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148238 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "How many of your cum dumpsters include your signature when you send an e-mail to someone you fucking work with?" |
I'm not gonna manually delete my automated signature to appease someone
to add something productive to the thread though, my New Email signature contains more info than my abbreviated Reply signature
[Edited on June 7, 2012 at 6:07 PM. Reason : .]6/7/2012 6:07:06 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27748 Posts user info edit post |
I don't send emails. :shrug: 6/7/2012 6:12:12 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^^ So you admit you enjoy looking like a tool... (Pst. You usually can disable the automated signature). 6/7/2012 6:15:22 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148238 Posts user info edit post |
Why do I want to disable an automated signature that I set up and automated, just so an anal coworker like you can bitch about something pointless?
and god forbid i send an email to a coworker, who forwards it to someone outside the company with something to the effect of "please see email, and feel free to contact TreeTwista10 with any questions, his contact info is below"
[Edited on June 7, 2012 at 6:19 PM. Reason : douche] 6/7/2012 6:17:27 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^ usually there's a little button you hit to add a signature. Seriously, your willful ignorance over your tooliness is hilarious.
And if people are going to be forwarding my shot outside the company, then they need to handle that shit. 6/7/2012 6:43:04 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148238 Posts user info edit post |
I set my signatures up in outlook to automatically be inserted into messages
I have no idea what little button you're talking about
I use a big boy email program] 6/7/2012 6:46:05 PM |
MisterGreen All American 4328 Posts user info edit post |
nothing to see here
merbig just bitching about trivial shit again
bravo for having a job, though. i really pegged you as a "mom's basement" kinda guy 6/7/2012 6:47:48 PM |
Eaton Bush All American 2342 Posts user info edit post |
V/R,
Eaton Bush Chief Bush Eater 328-2874
V/R = Very Respectfully 6/7/2012 7:36:23 PM |
willembahh All American 2378 Posts user info edit post |
I, too, read Deadspin today. 6/7/2012 7:53:39 PM |
dmspack oh we back 25424 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "" |
lolol.6/7/2012 8:22:01 PM |
dmidkiff All American 3324 Posts user info edit post |
6/7/2012 10:28:28 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
Personal: none
Phone: oops...yeah I didn't delete that shit. My b; I wrote you from my iPhone.
Work: Name Title + attorney I work under Firm name Address Phone Direct fax Legal disclaimer 6/7/2012 10:40:38 PM |
MinkaGrl01
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Quote : | ""But I poop from there." - Annonymous"" |
hahahahahahahahaha6/8/2012 9:22:42 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
I have an automatic one for personal only because I would use it sometimes for school
And I actually got excited today because I realized in a few short weeks I get to change mine and put a real jerb title in it 6/8/2012 3:39:39 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
I generally BCC the entire female staffers with the following: (for efficiency)
Quote : | "
Hey [name], you're sexy:
Please come pick up the pen that I accidentally dropped off my desk and let roll to the front of my office. Warmest, ------
DISCLOSURE: The information in this email is confidential if you know what I mean. If you are a female and interested in further discussing the legal intricacies of our confidential communication, please call my phone number tonight. This offer is open to you [wink wink]. If not interested, just throwing that out there and no harm, no foul. " |
6/8/2012 7:11:15 PM |