are you syriaous?

7/16/2012 7:04:18 PM

They threatened to use biological and chemical weapons, bros.

Will this announcement of WMD be what causes the U.S. to attack like a confused opossum?

7/23/2012 2:47:29 PM

they said they'd use them if attacked, but not against there own people....

7/23/2012 2:48:51 PM

^^^

Quote :

"sounds like an excellent story line for the next Mel Brooks movie "Are you Syrious?" will be the title "

7/23/2012 3:38:02 PM

Quote :

"THERE OWN PEOPLE"

7/23/2012 3:41:50 PM

Probably Iraq's old WMDs.

7/23/2012 3:44:32 PM

Quote :

"It follows claims that Syrian troops asked mothers to nominate which of their children should be executed during an attack on a village in the south of the country. Law student Shadi al-Hari, 21, told the Times how he was standing with his aunt and her two children Omar, 16, and Shadi, five. A soldier took the two boys and asked their mother to choose which one should die. When she could not answer their question, they executed her teenage son in front of her. Mr al-Hari said: 'They shot him in the head. She collapsed in the street.'"

7/24/2012 4:26:41 AM

last night I had a dream that Syria was located up in Canada.

7/24/2012 7:46:28 AM

Warplanes bombing Aleppo, bro.

7/24/2012 5:36:33 PM

Obama signed a directive allowing covert CIA ops, bro. We're all up in the fray now, B.

WWIII is right around,the corner, G.

8/2/2012 7:38:06 AM

So now we're actually on the same side as al-Qaeda huh?

8/2/2012 7:40:27 AM

It ain't the first time, won't be the last

8/2/2012 9:55:02 AM

Annan has resigned as the envoy to Syria, bros. I'm willing to bet 1) he didn't want his reputation tarnished further by failed peace plans, and 2) he knows shit is about to get real ugly, real quick... Ya dig?

8/2/2012 11:09:35 AM

Iranian soldiers helping the Syrian regime? That's a clown move, bro...

8/5/2012 10:34:10 PM

WWIII would require world powers to actually be fighting...

8/5/2012 10:49:02 PM

The Syrian prime minister defected to Jordan, bros.

8/6/2012 6:55:31 AM

Word on the street is that Iran is getting involved in Syria, providing support to the regime and also training militias.

Word down the gutter is that Russia is going to use their banks to help Syria bypass U.S. sanctions, bros. SANCTIONS, BROS!

WWIII is around the corner, mangs. It's the beginnings of the new cold war, bros. I'm willing to bet that China will buy all of Syria's oil too. Dirt fucking cheap, bros.

[Edited on August 14, 2012 at 7:34 PM. Reason : s]

8/14/2012 7:34:03 PM

So which is it? Cold War II or WWIII?

8/14/2012 7:35:44 PM

Syria has no oil, to speak of.

8/14/2012 7:37:41 PM

Syria has a lot of oil that they cannot sell due to sanctions, bros

8/14/2012 7:38:52 PM

im sorry, but WW3 will not be fought over a shithole full of brown people.

8/14/2012 7:42:11 PM

[Edited on August 14, 2012 at 11:19 PM. Reason : WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

8/14/2012 11:18:48 PM

Turkish artillery targets Syria

http://www.wral.com/turkish-artillery-targets-syria/11621537/

10/3/2012 4:29:51 PM

Sounds like Syria is going to mix some Sarin gas, bros. Nasty stuff, my G's. The united states has already said chemical warfare is where they draw the line, bros.

12/3/2012 3:58:25 PM

Time for Cage and Connery to pair up.

12/3/2012 4:00:37 PM

bttt

12/4/2012 2:20:57 PM

Sarin Gas

12/6/2012 12:00:50 AM

I'm pretty sure TKEshultz is in favor of gasing them all. Because they're not white and he's a fucking racist asshole.

12/6/2012 12:02:52 AM

12/6/2012 1:53:43 PM

Chemical weapons are being used, my Gs. Chemical weapons.

3/19/2013 11:46:45 AM

The U.S. is pretty sure the Assad regime used the chemical nerve agent, Sarin, my Gs. This might be the red line in the sand, bros.

The United States might now intervene, is my guess. Like a horny kangaroo.

4/25/2013 1:07:34 PM

WERE THEY FROM IRAQ????????????????

4/25/2013 1:08:40 PM

lol, we arent going to intervene. obama was just trying to talk tough.

there is no red line.

4/25/2013 1:14:49 PM

a smart idea would be to NOT intervene, and use the money we would have wasted on that operation to pay off our national debt.

4/25/2013 1:15:03 PM

DROP IN THE BUCKET MY FRIEND.

4/25/2013 1:21:11 PM

I don't think US is certain yet, other nations are though.

We are just now getting out of the last war we rushed into over terrible intel on chemical weapons, it would be a terrible idea to do the same now. For all we know those reports are based on fabricated information like last time.

4/25/2013 1:27:07 PM

chuck hagel is certain

4/25/2013 1:28:40 PM

and colin powell was certain there were chemical weapons in iraq

4/25/2013 1:30:04 PM

so theyve moved beyond the machete

4/25/2013 1:30:52 PM

its ok only 70k dead, nothing to see here folks

4/25/2013 1:35:41 PM

4/25/2013 1:39:16 PM

really the only thing that matters when it comes to obamas red line comment is the fact he didnt say "let me be clear" before he made it.

in that case it doesnt count.

4/25/2013 1:45:58 PM

yeah, we should really get involved and turn that into a few million!

4/25/2013 1:47:15 PM

oh yeah and "some people are saying."

he didnt say that either.

red line comment was totes hypothetical then.

4/25/2013 1:48:20 PM

Dead dinosoaurs make the world go round, ya?

4/25/2013 1:49:25 PM

Looks like Obama is getting more aggressive, my Gs. He's preparing to send lethal arms to rebel forces in Syria, bros. straight up Gully, B.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/obama-preparing-to-send-lethal-arms-to-syrian-opposition-officials-say/2013/04/30/3084d0d4-b1a6-11e2-bbf2-a6f9e9d79e19_story.html?hpid=z1


Some might say this is a slap in the face of y0willy0, and and shit on Assad's only pillow, bros. dramatic escalations, yo.

4/30/2013 5:25:32 PM

Israel conducted an air strike in Syria, bros. Israel, bros.

5/3/2013 11:00:56 PM

EMCE's comping at the bit for some new contracts.

5/3/2013 11:02:07 PM

Simpleton

5/3/2013 11:10:07 PM

set em up for Minka ------------->

5/3/2013 11:57:14 PM