LaserSoup All American 5502 Posts user info edit post |
^The pouty face is, in fact, never cute. Most toddlers look like mouth breathers especially when mouth breathing as they tend to do. 12/30/2012 5:34:37 PM |
skokiaan All American 26447 Posts user info edit post |
emory's baby looks like ross perot, the cutest person in the world 12/30/2012 5:57:36 PM |
smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18958 Posts user info edit post |
you know what's cute? what the hos do for all the money you didn't waste on kids 12/30/2012 6:05:08 PM |
joepeshi All American 8094 Posts user info edit post |
baldness in babies is not cute. i like babies with hair 12/30/2012 6:52:18 PM |
LaserSoup All American 5502 Posts user info edit post |
^ Ever seen a middle eastern baby, they've got unibrows that put Anthony Davis' to shame. How's that for hair? 12/30/2012 7:17:38 PM |
dtownral Suspended 26632 Posts user info edit post |
Emory's kid is cute, but his lamp has a penis 12/30/2012 7:18:54 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148235 Posts user info edit post |
whats wrong with asian toddlers? shoot produced an adorable daughter
12/30/2012 7:25:49 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
because you have white guilt and you really dont hang around any black people in any situation so naturally youd have no idea
but there are so many nappy headed ass snot nosed, fat ass black toddlers running around with dirt in their heads and encrusted slobber on their chins itd make your head spin 12/30/2012 7:49:14 PM |
Kickstand All American 11540 Posts user info edit post |
Is that in response to the op?
[Edited on December 30, 2012 at 9:16 PM. Reason : -] 12/30/2012 9:14:44 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
yea im late to the party 12/30/2012 9:30:07 PM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
I mostly see black toddlers (also toddlers of all races, but mostly black) at my local Wal-Mart, where possibly this rule applies...
...and that's why I don't see the things that BigHitSunday sees on the regular. 12/30/2012 9:40:25 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
12/30/2012 10:33:55 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
they aren't 12/30/2012 11:00:38 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
I definitely think that brown-eyed babies are way cuter than blue-eyed babies. I don't know why, and I'm pretty sure having a preference is bad. It seems like brown eyes are more alert/expressive early on. 12/31/2012 12:08:04 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
all babies look like trolls, fact 12/31/2012 12:32:02 AM |
LaserSoup All American 5502 Posts user info edit post |
Black toddlers with afro puffs are as cute as toddlers get, beyond that ^ 12/31/2012 12:44:02 AM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
Sorry, I just have to bomb this thread with photos of BanjoMan Jr:
With a baby, I think that the most dominant features that set them apart are the skin and hair. It is not until later on in life that boobs and biceps and what not set you apart. And it is just a fact that white babies come out super pale with very little to no hair, where as black babies have a beautiful skin tone with a curly fro. Just hard to compete.
[Edited on January 1, 2013 at 2:09 AM. Reason : k] 1/1/2013 2:04:14 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
You ain't even black. WTF. 1/1/2013 2:12:59 AM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
Mom is black durr
[Edited on January 1, 2013 at 2:16 AM. Reason : OK will stop now, sowy !] 1/1/2013 2:14:34 AM |
MinkaGrl01
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Omg what a cutie patootie!!!!! 1/1/2013 7:53:17 AM |
Kickstand All American 11540 Posts user info edit post |
Thanks for the validation, Banjoman. Cute kid. 1/1/2013 9:20:02 AM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
You are welcome
[Edited on January 1, 2013 at 11:46 AM. Reason : ha] 1/1/2013 11:45:15 AM |
smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18958 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "" |
I think your car might need some work 1/1/2013 2:32:32 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, it is just some fancy yard in Austin. We just popped in for the photograph.
I think that rusty car is cool, but I would not want that in my backyard if I had kids you know. 1/1/2013 2:52:14 PM |
WolfpckGrl17 All American 5755 Posts user info edit post |
Some random adorable mixed kid!
1/1/2013 5:19:25 PM |
sand robot Sand Lion 2227 Posts user info edit post |
If you're having a mixed (black-white) girl you have to pray they get their hair from their white side. I have a friend who had 2 girls (mom is white) and one girl has straight, easy to manage hair and the other has the extremely hard to deal with hair haha
[Edited on January 1, 2013 at 5:28 PM. Reason : H] 1/1/2013 5:28:24 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
I fucking love asian kids. They are so cute to me. If I ever decide I want kids I'll probably just try to adopt one from China or Korea. 1/1/2013 5:55:59 PM |
acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
My sister's kid. Asian gene is still dominant at a quarter, even.
1/1/2013 6:43:32 PM |
Nerdchick All American 37009 Posts user info edit post |
BanjoMan, were you in Charleston recently by any chance? PS ... cute kid!!! 1/1/2013 7:06:58 PM |
sand robot Sand Lion 2227 Posts user info edit post |
my kids will be half lebanese half cantonese
should be interesting
^^ cute baby
[Edited on January 1, 2013 at 7:10 PM. Reason : v] 1/1/2013 7:09:42 PM |
skokiaan All American 26447 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ eh, that might fall into not cute category. Same with one at the top of this page
[Edited on January 1, 2013 at 7:15 PM. Reason : .] 1/1/2013 7:10:00 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ Was not, sorry. Would like to have been. I dont really leave ATX much.
Thanks for the comments on Jr! 1/2/2013 12:30:53 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Goddamn, BanjoMan, you have an absolutely beautiful child. You, sir are truly blessed.
Your wife is ok. She looks like her breath might stink though. 1/2/2013 12:34:39 AM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
You just be joking I don't think that anyone can agree with you on that one.
[Edited on January 2, 2013 at 12:47 AM. Reason : thanks for baby cuteness comments.]1/2/2013 12:44:57 AM |
sand robot Sand Lion 2227 Posts user info edit post |
You obv didnt get what EMCE was sayingon that one
[Edited on January 2, 2013 at 12:48 AM. Reason : J] 1/2/2013 12:47:43 AM |
skokiaan All American 26447 Posts user info edit post |
Black woman, white man is the least likely racial combination. 1/2/2013 12:48:04 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Aha, yeah....you didn't fall for the troll bait. I'm not the kind of guy to diss someone else's wife... No matter how her breath smells
[Edited on January 2, 2013 at 12:51 AM. Reason : Hhhj] 1/2/2013 12:50:35 AM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
^^ You got to stick with who you like and forget about "the chosen path". 1/2/2013 12:53:35 AM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You obv didnt get what EMCE was sayingon that one" |
still dont get it. but whatevs it is cool.1/2/2013 1:07:27 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
My friend from high school's little boy is interracial and he is soooo cute!
This is him dressed up as the dude from Yo Gabba Gabba
And him recently
His hair is precious
[Edited on January 2, 2013 at 6:34 AM. Reason : Cute kid BanjoMan ] 1/2/2013 6:33:49 AM |
Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
White toddlers look like old people.
And old people are creepy. 1/2/2013 7:27:51 AM |
The E Man Suspended 15268 Posts user info edit post |
Babies are really ugly. Its just that the few weirdos who thought babies were "cute" won through natural selection. 1/2/2013 7:39:14 AM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Majority of black babies are cute, majority of white babies are not cute. A mixed kid is usually on either end of the spectrum, but rarely in the middle.
BanjoMan is a dumbass in ST...but he's got a cute kid and good lookin wife. Props. 1/2/2013 7:53:28 AM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "BanjoMan is a dumbass in ST" |
NOT impressed, haha
Quote : | "he's got a cute kid and good lookin wife. Props." |
Yessirrr!
[Edited on January 2, 2013 at 4:21 PM. Reason : I am sure that this is getting annoying, I am sorry. ]1/2/2013 4:13:37 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
One Drop rule ITT 1/2/2013 4:24:04 PM |
scotieb24 Commish 11085 Posts user info edit post |
Challenge accepted
V I just meant to the OP's opinion that is all. Your kid is adorable btw
[Edited on January 2, 2013 at 4:48 PM. Reason : .] 1/2/2013 4:42:22 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
not a competition 1/2/2013 4:44:46 PM |
skokiaan All American 26447 Posts user info edit post |
^^ falls under:
Quote : | "White toddlers look like old people.
And old people are creepy." |
1/2/2013 6:38:24 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Sorry scotieb...although your kid is cute (for a caucasian)...every black baby I've ever seen (that doesn't have a birth defect) is cuter. 1/2/2013 7:02:49 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
black baby wins, scotie 1/2/2013 7:49:47 PM |