Poop is gross. It's poop.

Semen is earthy and sexy. Wet spots are a fact of fucking.

12/10/2013 1:12:41 PM

I've only been with 1 squirter.... who didn't know she was a squirter at the time. I thought she'd pissed the place but it didn't look or smell like piss. Anyway, she squirted a lot with me, and we'd usually put a towel down first to make it easier to deal with.

12/10/2013 1:18:31 PM

It really depends on the position you finish in, assuming we’re all referring to internal pops. For classic mish, most of the time you’re going to have a bit of grool and/or semen leak out upon withdrawal, but nothing that can’t be cleaned up with a quick dab of a washcloth. With Cowgirl, you run into a bit more of a mess, especially when she first lifts herself off of you. Sometimes it drips on the bed, sometimes it drips on you, but there’s usually at least a bit of discharge there. Where you really get the messes is when you ejaculate in her ass. Unless she gets a full enema beforehand, most girls are going to have just a little bit of fecal matter somewhere in there; no one’s ass is 100% clean. So when you finish, that hose of semen sometimes serves to break off particles of shit from her rectal walls that leak out with the cum, creating a muddy stream of jizz that has to be dealt with right away, lest it leak on the sheets, forcing you to change them immediately.

12/10/2013 2:25:07 PM

I, too, have had sex.

12/10/2013 3:04:33 PM

^

12/10/2013 3:09:17 PM

this is why I usually aim to be on his side of the bed during sex, instead of mine. Dry sheets for me.


and couches with cushions that can be flipped

12/10/2013 3:18:00 PM

12/10/2013 3:22:34 PM

I keep a towel in my night stand, with the other sex necessities.

12/10/2013 3:27:23 PM

^

^6

Yuck. Santorum.

12/10/2013 5:12:03 PM

HOW DOES ONE FINGER BANG THEIR CUM

12/10/2013 9:08:17 PM

What pisses me off about wet spots is that the millisecond you leave the wet spot it turns into a frigid ice pick ready to impale your fleshy buttocks. how rude.

12/10/2013 11:20:59 PM

Used to be anywhere from a quarter to a dinner plate depending on how much of the mini-me mix got delivered and how horny the wife was/is. Now even if if the mood strikes randomly we always just throw my t-shirt or boxers under her ass and throw it in the laundry afterwards. I'm not skerred of it, quite the contrary; I consider it a job well done. Kind of like a dog pissing to mark his territory (MINE).

12/11/2013 1:13:31 AM

lol @ classic mish

also, IUDs are the best thing ever

12/11/2013 1:37:41 AM

How about you just keep a stack of old towels under the bed. Pretty simple solution.

12/11/2013 7:22:01 AM

This is why I bang hookers in nasty hotel rooms in vegas. wet spots half way across the country.

12/11/2013 11:03:17 AM

I have a buddy who used to bang a megasquirter in the dorms...I walked in his room one day and he had a frisbee turned sideways between the mattress and the sheet to allow air circulation

12/11/2013 11:15:57 AM