TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148223 Posts user info edit post |
8/26/2014 11:29:58 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
exactly what I was going to say next 8/26/2014 11:30:54 PM |
synapse play so hard 60929 Posts user info edit post |
So is your wang desensitized or something? 8/26/2014 11:48:26 PM |
Kickstand All American 11535 Posts user info edit post |
Tell your fuck buddy to tell her friends about your sexual prowess so you can branch out and try some different pussies. Maybe you can use your longevity to please 2 to 3 ladies in one session. 8/26/2014 11:57:59 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
^ Now that is the type of ideas I am looking for.
Great idea and we have talked about having a threesome, but most people aren't willing to get a STD test done and still be in the mood to do a threesome after waiting for the results haha.
Quote : | "So is your wang desensitized or something?" |
It's not desensitized, it's just when I feel like I am close to an orgasm it goes away and then it will come back again and repeat. My friend and I call it "cycling" a completely made up term, but it literally is cycling from the plateau state right to the point of orgasm and then back again.
I am only taking one medication that can cause this and that is Gabapentin/Neurontin, which is for nerve pain related to nerve damage around C2-C3.
[Edited on August 27, 2014 at 12:05 AM. Reason : _]8/27/2014 12:01:18 AM |
synapse play so hard 60929 Posts user info edit post |
So you're like a tantric...but not by your choice. Interesting. 8/27/2014 12:09:41 AM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
Pretty much the simplest way to put it, yes. 8/27/2014 12:13:13 AM |
Cabbage All American 2066 Posts user info edit post |
I made up a joke somewhat relevant to your situation:
Some guys are sittin' around bullshittin' and the conversation turns to sexual longevity/prowess.
First guy says, "Well, I hadn't been gettin' any for a while, so embarrassingly enough, last time I only managed to go for five seconds."
Second man says, "I got nothin' to brag about neither; I only managed five minutes my last time."
Third guy says, "Fuck y'all! I can go for at least five years!"
The others call bullshit and he says, "No lie! My ex-wife is fucking me as we speak." 8/27/2014 1:34:08 AM |
LuckezCharm All American 3552 Posts user info edit post |
4 hours? Shoot.... Count me out 8/27/2014 1:37:06 AM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
lol, glad to see some people are finding this humorous 8/27/2014 2:22:19 AM |
goalielax All American 11252 Posts user info edit post |
i mean, i find it humorous. but i'm laughing at you, not with you. netstorm pretty much summed up why this screams insecurity (even without his comments on the porn part of the thread)
your entire thread history on this board is basically a plea for attention and validation. 8/27/2014 7:16:17 AM |
MrGreen All American 2281 Posts user info edit post |
autism 8/27/2014 7:32:53 AM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
and your taste in guitars / amps REALLY sucks ! 8/27/2014 7:58:11 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Maybe you have trouble getting off because you just aren't that attracted to women, and you are living your life as a lie. You should try sleeping with a man or two to see if that works. 8/27/2014 7:58:38 AM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
Good idea, I hear Joe#s and Hampton are looking for a third 8/27/2014 8:12:55 AM |
dtownral Suspended 26632 Posts user info edit post |
how long ago did you stop taking your anti-depressants? i've read in a few places that it can take a few months for it to wear off and be back to normal, and those are known to cause what you are describing. 8/27/2014 9:53:24 AM |
Bullet All American 28263 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I don't know why anyone would ever want to have sex for 4 hours." |
8/27/2014 9:59:46 AM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
its critical for the creation of floor puddles 8/27/2014 10:26:18 AM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45166 Posts user info edit post |
Or wearing out your wang. See, yeah, what you have is what we professionals call, no-orgasim-itis. Yeah, you my friend, are in a turrible way, just turrible. For myself, personally speaking, no-orgasim-itis would be completely fatal.
8/29/2014 12:20:41 AM |
jsdail All American 3260 Posts user info edit post |
how do you even stay interested in fucking for four hours? Don't you have something else to do? 8/29/2014 1:49:41 PM |
synapse play so hard 60929 Posts user info edit post |
^^ lol 8/29/2014 2:02:00 PM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
Most girls i know dont really want several hours, maybe several times over several hours, but not straight several hours 8/29/2014 5:53:53 PM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
oops wrong thread
I'm Krallum and I approved this message.
[Edited on August 29, 2014 at 5:54 PM. Reason : ] 8/29/2014 5:54:36 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
Most girls I have been with have either had sex with me drunk or when I was on narcotics for my neck and most of them have no problem with 1-2 hours. I will say that 4 is excessive, however it's not like we aren't taking small breaks to get drink, change position or activity, etc.
UPDATE!!
I am still having the same issue and the girl is getting that, I can't make you cum insecurity. Also now I am literally fucking myself raw, as well as she needs a few days to recover or it hurts her like hell.
If you start having sex at 10PM you are finishing at 2AM, that is do-able on a weekend night!
[Edited on October 1, 2014 at 11:15 PM. Reason : bonnering raw] 10/1/2014 11:14:10 PM |
MrGreen All American 2281 Posts user info edit post |
shut up 10/2/2014 11:03:53 AM |
David0603 All American 12764 Posts user info edit post |
^ 10/2/2014 12:09:22 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
insufferable 10/2/2014 12:26:59 PM |
dtownral Suspended 26632 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ 10/2/2014 12:30:31 PM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
NO ONE REFERS TO THE EAST SIDE OF OCEAN ISLE AS THE NORTH SIDE YOU IDIOT
[Edited on October 2, 2014 at 12:38 PM. Reason : N S] 10/2/2014 12:37:45 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
rofl, UPDATE!! 10/2/2014 12:56:55 PM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
because you're gay dawg.
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 10/2/2014 2:01:42 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
Joe#s and Hampton can teach him how to fuck for days 10/2/2014 2:30:58 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
Update Part II!!! (Success!!)
Today I managed to cum in 30 minutes!! I was very proud of myself and yes, same girl. I do agree that getting some female strange would probably increase my probability of combating this problem. 10/2/2014 8:37:01 PM |
Kickstand All American 11535 Posts user info edit post |
I wish I had your 10" dick and super awesome libido, man!! You are so badass!!! 10/2/2014 8:43:34 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
I never once said my dick size. 10/2/2014 8:48:35 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8709 Posts user info edit post |
what does it feel like to be a persona non grata? 10/2/2014 9:01:14 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
It is actually quite funny since almost all of my threads in Chit Chat are intended for trolling.
Also the fact I take 6-12 month breaks from the website and when I come back it is like I never left makes me feel like I have left a lasting legacy. 10/2/2014 9:05:30 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
yeah we all come here every day hoping Blackdog will regale us with a story of sex puddles left behind or shitty guitars / amps
truly unfortunate they only appear every 6-12 months 10/2/2014 9:13:40 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
just look at the views this thread has vs. others with similar post counts 10/2/2014 9:15:07 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
not the best metric but ok; youre somewhere between
"rabbit rabbit"
and
"if you eat chik-filet youre going to gay hell"
impressive 10/2/2014 9:18:20 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
Those are both quality threads imo.
No, I've never even looked in them or verified your ratio skills.
[Edited on October 2, 2014 at 9:20 PM. Reason : _] 10/2/2014 9:19:19 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
youre also gaining on "you shouldnt put ketchup on hotdogs" congrats
your guitar and amp still blow ass regardless of how much you paid
too bad the amp didnt pop you a good one while you were dicking around inside
or maybe it did and thats why you cant cum 10/2/2014 9:20:36 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
your cyber anger/hatred towards me after so long only verifies my point above.
also, the "if you eat chik-filet youre going to gay hell" thread is 3 years old, this isn't even 3 months old.
you must factor in time allowed for views, dur.
[Edited on October 2, 2014 at 9:25 PM. Reason : _] 10/2/2014 9:21:37 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
oh people dont enter your threads with anger or hatred
they dont enter them to view your trolling
the average number of views you garner are pity
sheer pity (and a little ridicule)
football injury, drugs, guitars, inability to cum... all summed up by "massive insecurity" and later the desire to blow it off as "oh i just like messing with tdub"
and now you actually think your bullshit is "popular"
amazing 10/2/2014 9:50:23 PM |
confusi0n All American 5076 Posts user info edit post |
why does my ear smell like vagina? 10/2/2014 9:55:01 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
^^ In 9+ years of being on this board that does not sum up my threads and I'll take my "pity" views from TWW. I for one don't bother going into a thread unless I find the title interesting, funny, mysterious, etc. I couldn't tell you the last time I went into a Chit Chat thread I didn't already have in My Topics or one that was written by a name I know (one reason people go into mine) though.
You weren't on here to see my Paul Cousins threads that were directly related to TWW. Or where I called out the guy talking about 190% alcohol and he continued to argue until it became a large joke on here. Or where a thread I made about the new bathroom light timers was written in the NCSU Newspaper, I'd call it the Technician, but I would be surprised if you knew it. These are a few random ones I can recall that don't fall into your limited view of my threads in your limited time on the boards. You do seem however, highly active, so congrats on that. I bet I can't make a thread that you won't post in. 10/2/2014 11:32:53 PM |
synapse play so hard 60929 Posts user info edit post |
Hahahahaha this weirdo is taking a tdub thread posting victory lap ITT. 10/2/2014 11:46:03 PM |
Tarpon All American 1380 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on October 2, 2014 at 11:54 PM. Reason : It worked for Stifler]
10/2/2014 11:49:55 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
^^ I thought it only proper for my 14,000 post. 10/3/2014 12:03:01 AM |
MrGreen All American 2281 Posts user info edit post |
shut up 10/3/2014 11:24:48 AM |