I'm streaming the audio for the Chelsea game here at work. Hope Remy's injury is not bad.

10/21/2014 4:21:30 PM

aimorris how is your nerve?

10/22/2014 1:32:48 PM

not expecting much. a point would be amazing


jesus. That shit was beautiful

[Edited on October 22, 2014 at 3:09 PM. Reason : real]

10/22/2014 2:51:24 PM

well see ya

10/22/2014 3:17:09 PM

TOTALLY DESERVED

[Edited on October 22, 2014 at 4:47 PM. Reason : Wynalda just slaughtered Balotelli]

10/22/2014 4:34:45 PM

Lol I'll take it!

10/22/2014 4:49:21 PM

I don't think it matters if Balotelli plays bad or good anymore for most people.

10/22/2014 5:00:06 PM

Lamela stylin' on em with a rabona goal from the edge of the box

http://www.gfycat.com/AdorableWhirlwindHorsemouse



[Edited on October 23, 2014 at 4:35 PM. Reason : COYS]

10/23/2014 4:30:07 PM

Why are so many people dressed as blue seats?

10/23/2014 4:40:09 PM

Dortmund missing Lewandoski much?

10/23/2014 5:11:53 PM

^^^That was ridiculous. Took me a minute to see it


[Edited on October 24, 2014 at 10:24 AM. Reason : .]

10/24/2014 10:24:03 AM

yup, Dortmund is definitely missing Lewandowski...

10/26/2014 12:27:26 PM

they've had some injuries as well, but yeah, getting their best two offensive players poached by bayern two years in a row has not been helpful

strangely they are whipping ass in the champions league

10/26/2014 12:35:33 PM

Yeah, I was talking to some Dortmund fans yesterday that were actually praising our draft system in the US. Their view was that it serves as a system of checks and balances that keeps the playing field relatively fair in terms of young talent. Most people are unhappy with the current system in Germany where any team with money can basically throw it around and absorb most of the talented players.

[Edited on October 26, 2014 at 1:10 PM. Reason : l]

10/26/2014 1:02:38 PM

yeah, the lack of any kind of salary cap destroys parity, which is strange because when you consider price ceilings vs free market and how those are usually treated in the US and Europe, it's kind of backwards

the only hope to compete with ridiculous money is loyalty

i ain't even mad at lewandowski, he stayed in dortmund an extra year

thank god marco reus is actually from dortmund

10/26/2014 4:18:55 PM

woo hoo moral victory! I'm totally fine with LOLing at Arsenal right now

11/4/2014 4:41:43 PM

dortmund wins again in the CL

can not win in the bundesliga

it's okay i guess

[Edited on November 4, 2014 at 5:07 PM. Reason : welp]

11/4/2014 5:07:15 PM

thank god i wasn't able to watch that shit

11/4/2014 6:35:29 PM

Isn't FFP supposed to mitigate the whole spending thing?

11/4/2014 8:40:04 PM

nice comeback by City today.

also some nice goals by Barca.




[Edited on November 26, 2014 at 12:07 AM. Reason : ewf]

11/26/2014 12:00:12 AM

Knockout stage again. Yawn.

Probably get Barca or Bayern of course but it could be worse... could be Liverpool.

11/26/2014 4:37:48 PM

12/9/2014 4:38:08 PM

Wish you had gone further so you would have UCL schedule committments. #BattleForTop4

12/9/2014 4:45:55 PM

Europa League commitments tho

12/9/2014 4:55:15 PM

Fucking Anderlecht game.

Yay for Real, Barca or Bayern.

12/9/2014 6:18:13 PM

Come on down Kevin Strootman

12/10/2014 5:17:53 PM

Last 16

PSG vs. Chelsea
Man City vs. Barcelona
Bayer Leverkusen vs. Atletico
Juventus vs. Dortmund
Schalke vs. Real Madrid
Shakhtar vs.Bayern Munich
Arsenal vs. Monaco
Basel vs. Porto

12/15/2014 6:37:08 AM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

12/15/2014 8:01:26 AM

Bout damn time Arsenal got a good draw.

12/15/2014 8:08:50 AM

Is this real life?

[Edited on December 15, 2014 at 8:42 AM. Reason : In all seriousness it's important to win this tie for the coefficient ]

12/15/2014 8:40:04 AM

quality banter from Standard Liège towards Anderlecht's Steven Defour.

1/26/2015 7:43:39 AM

Meanwhile, in Africa..

2/5/2015 4:10:09 PM

PSG's passing is incredibly slow. Every player takes 4 touches before moving the ball. They need to pick up the pace badly.

2/17/2015 3:31:22 PM

This is the first time I've watched a full PSG match and they are not well coached at all. Slow passing, lack of conviction, and most importantly lack of a plan. It looks like they have no idea what they're doing to create chances in the final 3rd. I'm unimpressed to say the least.

This whole match has been a snoozefest. The ref refuses to card anyone so the creative players get fouled anytime they touch the ball. I want my 90 mins back.

2/17/2015 4:33:34 PM

http://www.theguardian.com/football/video/2015/feb/17/chelsea-fans-prevent-black-man-boarding-paris-metro-video

classy as always

2/17/2015 7:07:24 PM

Goaldado

2/19/2015 3:17:17 PM

I will never cheer for classless Chelsea.

2/20/2015 12:09:30 AM

^
If you wanna cheer for a classy team, choose United.

2/20/2015 9:55:23 AM

Is anyone as consistently overrated as Kompany.. Nice clearance ..

[Edited on February 24, 2015 at 3:17 PM. Reason : 2-0. Kompany a statue as Suarez goes behind him]

2/24/2015 3:05:20 PM

dzeko was all alone in front of the goal...and put it right at the gk

2/24/2015 3:52:42 PM

Lol Cliche you douche.

2/24/2015 4:16:31 PM

^^^
I feel like Kompany must have been a semi-world-class center back at some point, because he gets so much love from commentators; but yeah, over the past season or two he's looked suspiciously like Joleon Lescott at times.

nice header, Messi.

2/25/2015 12:21:24 AM

He was really good when City won the title under Mancini, other than that he's been pretty average.

2/25/2015 12:45:23 AM

[Edited on February 25, 2015 at 7:09 PM. Reason : where everybody at]

2/25/2015 7:08:28 PM

that was a mighty poor Champions League outing from Arsenal, wasn't it

I always play center-back in pick-up games, and even I know not to do that shit Mertesacker did on goal #2

2/26/2015 11:40:52 PM

Ouch...

2/27/2015 2:07:50 PM

this page is too slow, there are too many animated gifs

3/4/2015 11:11:00 PM

I posted the huge Suarez gif

3/4/2015 11:12:25 PM

poast

3/4/2015 11:14:16 PM

pizniggitynoast

3/4/2015 11:15:58 PM