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11/13/2014 12:55:29 PM

NEW RULES
You have until the day before Thanksgiving to submit your name for Secret Santa.
I will be mailing out some of the list next Thursday before I leave for my honeymoon
Fuckwads will be mailing out the rest of the list on Thanksgiving

This way, I don't have to assign myself or minka a secret santa (kinda ruins the fun) and Fuckwads doesn't have to assign herself one either.

11/13/2014 8:50:19 PM

I would like to know my secret santa now. I can only buy presents between 3 and 5 today.

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11/14/2014 10:24:48 AM

Considering you haven't signed up, you're your own secret santa. Buy yourself something nice.

11/14/2014 10:37:33 AM

oh, thought I did

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11/14/2014 10:49:16 AM

exciting times we live in people.

11/17/2014 7:39:04 PM

bbehe*
Fhqwhgads*
qntmfred
Skwinkle
DivaBaby19
wdprice3
SSS
smoothcrim
Exiled
Cherokee
TragicNature
synapse*
Samwise16
ShinAntonio
bmel
MinkaGrl01
ComputerGuy
Jeepin4x4
Krallum

* indicates user is signed up twice.

11/17/2014 9:56:51 PM

I'm accepting bribes

11/17/2014 10:02:27 PM

man what a weak turnout this year. What was the final count last year, bbehe?

11/18/2014 8:26:57 AM

I think around 30, I'll double check when I get home

11/18/2014 10:01:53 AM

thanks bud

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11/18/2014 10:40:51 AM

DDK, and begonias didn't signup.

11/18/2014 7:19:48 PM

Can I get my SS information yesterday? I need to do my shopping last week.

11/19/2014 12:51:23 PM

So there will probably be at least 1-2 deadbeats. Place your bets now!

11/19/2014 12:54:41 PM

I vote synapse as a deadbeat. He once met me at Bojangles to exchange basketball tickets for money but didn't offer a bite of his CJL biscuit. Rude mofo!

11/19/2014 12:56:29 PM

I doubt it, everyone is a returning santa so far

11/19/2014 12:56:31 PM

^^ Yeah I'm normally a pretty generous dude, but not when it comes to my CJL biscuits!

11/19/2014 1:14:13 PM

See what I mean?

ಠ_ಠ

11/19/2014 1:16:51 PM

present purchased

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11/19/2014 1:33:38 PM

Is it wrong to regift a present from last year?

11/19/2014 5:43:50 PM

if you got one

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11/19/2014 5:46:25 PM

regardless, just regift what you got or didn't!

11/20/2014 10:32:17 AM

bbehe*
Fhqwhgads*
qntmfred
Skwinkle
DivaBaby19
wdprice3
SSS
smoothcrim
Exiled
Cherokee
TragicNature
synapse*
Samwise16
ShinAntonio
bmel
MinkaGrl01
ComputerGuy
Jeepin4x4
Krallum
bdmazur
NCSUHippie
rtc407

I'm going to be sending out some names tonight, most likely about half. Fhqwhgads will be assigning the rest of the users on Thanksgiving and allow people more time to sign up.

11/20/2014 6:03:04 PM

yup, bbehe is fucking it up

11/20/2014 6:13:36 PM

I hope I get bbehe

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[Edited on November 20, 2014 at 6:14 PM. Reason : what more people? that list is everyone who has posted in the last year]

11/20/2014 6:13:45 PM

I understand splitting up the sending of the list so you don't have to assign yourself one, but it's kinda weird imo to sent out assignments a week apart.

But also I know people will bitch about anything you do regardless of how much or little sense it makes, so I still support you in taking on this thankless task, Mr. Minka.

11/20/2014 6:20:09 PM

I mean, ideally her and I could send out the lists on the same day, but I'm going on a cruise and people were bitching about not getting their SS before Black Friday.

11/20/2014 6:29:57 PM

11/20/2014 6:36:52 PM

I can send out my names tonight if people want

11/20/2014 9:33:17 PM

A pair a day is the only fair way to settle this.

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11/20/2014 10:35:06 PM

I get bored too easily while post stalking. I DUNNO WAT TUH BUH.

11/21/2014 8:55:36 AM

Someone's getting a Fleshlight, enjoy!

11/21/2014 10:27:49 AM

Present Bought

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11/21/2014 10:35:26 AM

Dear my SS, I am sorry that bbehe says I am being difficult in answering your question. I am a woman and that is what we do.

11/21/2014 11:22:37 AM

lol

11/21/2014 11:23:53 AM

time to bump the old "what do you want for christmas" thread so i can start dropping unsubtle hints

11/21/2014 11:24:58 AM

[Edited on November 21, 2014 at 11:27 AM. Reason : s]

11/21/2014 11:25:15 AM

Sorry Jeepin'...I didn't get you

I had some great present idears for your beard.

11/21/2014 11:49:04 AM

If anybody has questions/concerns/etc about their Secret Santa, please PM me and not bbehe

bbehe will be gone on his honeymoon and not able to check TWW.

I will try my best to help

11/21/2014 12:28:03 PM

damn..i like beard gifts. My buddy's wife bought me this awesome all natural beard soap the other day.

11/21/2014 2:49:28 PM

Yeah now I gotta rethink this whole thing

11/21/2014 3:21:05 PM

Lulz sorry, all random

11/21/2014 3:23:24 PM

in for one

11/21/2014 5:28:49 PM

So only half of us got matched, right?

11/21/2014 5:38:27 PM

I'm tempted to do this this year but I'm afraid I'll get someone I hate and won't want to buy them anything.

11/21/2014 5:57:47 PM

Yes, only half the list got matched

I'm going to match the other half on Wednesday night


^the list of names I have to match is pretty good. No Scrooges

[Edited on November 21, 2014 at 6:08 PM. Reason : D]

11/21/2014 6:07:50 PM

Yeah, the list is pretty good this year. I sent out half the list last night and fuckwads will send out the rest on Wednesday.

11/21/2014 6:21:43 PM

Go on your honeymoon. I got this.

11/21/2014 6:25:37 PM

I'm at the airport now geez

11/21/2014 6:45:26 PM

fuckwads helped me last year...I'm depending on her not to lead me astray this year!

IN FHQWHGADS WE TRUST, all others pay cash!

11/21/2014 6:58:15 PM