goalielax All American 11252 Posts user info edit post |
dog your face looks like Thunder just saw Lo Pan go down 8/11/2016 12:11:53 PM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
I remember some friends that were around that age dating men approaching 40 and older.... it usually ended way over the top with some dramatic event (often, but not always, with alcohol involved) and the stories they told me about their relationship made me sad
years later they sometimes reflected how they were attempting to escape something..... however my friends parents are 12 years apart (she mid 20's when they met) have 2 kids and do well, so I mean.... good luck smath? prove us wrong! 8/11/2016 12:12:09 PM |
FroshKiller All American 51908 Posts user info edit post |
goalielax said:
Quote : | "dog your face looks like Thunder just saw Lo Pan go down" |
This is one of the best posts I've ever seen on the Wolf Web.8/11/2016 12:29:04 PM |
afripino All American 11374 Posts user info edit post |
my money is on daddy issues. 8/11/2016 1:41:54 PM |
scotieb24 Commish 11085 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Makes me sad that I don't get it 8/11/2016 1:45:32 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
addicted to my Smath74, can't sleep 8/11/2016 1:46:57 PM |
FroshKiller All American 51908 Posts user info edit post |
Watch Big Trouble in Little China, scotieb24. 8/11/2016 1:49:09 PM |
scotieb24 Commish 11085 Posts user info edit post |
lol, found it, wtf lol
8/11/2016 1:54:15 PM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
damn, does this mean goalielax won the internet? bc he def at least won tww today
[Edited on August 11, 2016 at 2:32 PM. Reason : ^thanks for the clip, now I too get the reference] 8/11/2016 2:31:57 PM |
Geppetto All American 2157 Posts user info edit post |
this has butterface with esteem issue written all over it.
these girls have a decent body but the face is busted, so guys her own age with any sort of status don't mess with her. as a result, she looks for someone out of her normal age range, so she can claim it's that she's into that type of guy not that she can't get guys her own age.
fortunately for girls like this, there are plenty of late 30 - early 40 guys with issues of their own and something to prove. similar to the sad young girls they "date", these guys can't get women with decent looks and personality who are their own age, so they date a young girl with the busted face and issue because they can latch on to the fact she's young rather than evaluate the obvious troubles they have interacting with women around their own age. 8/11/2016 2:42:12 PM |
scotieb24 Commish 11085 Posts user info edit post |
I see what you are doing here
Like back in college when the guys would tell our friend she had a hairy chest to get her to flash to disprove it 8/11/2016 2:44:52 PM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
I read in a science journal, when you call someone out for having a butterface, there is a 90% chance the accuser suffers that same sad and lonely fate
It also said butterface 100% of the time caused sufferers to lead unproductive welfare-funded lives, with no ambitions or future potential other than hopefully marrying old rich so they may one day realize their potential through cosmetic surgery
[Edited on August 11, 2016 at 2:50 PM. Reason : .] 8/11/2016 2:47:55 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27740 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "these girls have a decent body but the face is busted, so guys her own age with any sort of status don't mess with her." |
that's not nearly always the case. i've known many smoking hot girls (including face) who've dated dudes 15+ years older than them.
case in point, i lived with a hot ass girl for a year in college (we were about 20 or 21). she dated a dumbass guy in his mid 30's for a while. they broke up. she then dated a slightly less of a dumbass guy in his mid 30's with a 10 year old kid. there were multiple times when me and my other roommate would come home after drinking and whatnot to find a child sitting on the couch watching TV while crazy bitch roommate and old man were up in her room doing god knows what.
crazy bitches aren't always ugly bro.8/11/2016 2:52:54 PM |
Dynasty2004 Bawls 5844 Posts user info edit post |
crazy always finds crazy. FACT! 8/11/2016 3:24:28 PM |
afripino All American 11374 Posts user info edit post |
i'd still wager butterface here 8/11/2016 3:26:24 PM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
^ which is it, butterface or daddy issues? 8/11/2016 3:31:42 PM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
oh i'm not dating her or anything. just friends. 8/11/2016 3:46:05 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
Well that's even worse now you are just a sucker.. haha 8/11/2016 3:56:07 PM |
FroshKiller All American 51908 Posts user info edit post |
ay on the real have she ever had to clarify for you that the two of you were doing an activity "as friends"
text her about going to see suicide squad, she's like, "ok, as friends, right?"
she introduce you as "her friend justin" when you happen to see her friends out and about
because she definitely didn't make plans that included you and her friends, right 8/11/2016 3:59:04 PM |
afripino All American 11374 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "^ which is it, butterface or daddy issues?" |
both.8/11/2016 4:00:56 PM |
synapse play so hard 60929 Posts user info edit post |
lol at all the jelly haters ITT 8/11/2016 4:11:58 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27740 Posts user info edit post |
I don't hate jelly, but i prefer preserves. 8/11/2016 4:28:41 PM |
afripino All American 11374 Posts user info edit post |
jam is my jam 8/11/2016 4:49:21 PM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
I mean mostly just friends anyway. I'm having plenty of fun don't worry ha. Don't want to limit myself and all... 8/11/2016 4:55:09 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148222 Posts user info edit post |
voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir, free your organge marmalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade 8/11/2016 5:10:26 PM |
synapse play so hard 60929 Posts user info edit post |
I think TT10 wants to be in Smath's harem 8/11/2016 5:27:12 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148222 Posts user info edit post |
now who's jelly 8/11/2016 5:31:33 PM |
petejames All American 2236 Posts user info edit post |
I'm still waiting on the video. We were promised a video of 21 yo barking like a chihuahua and it has yet to be delivered. 8/11/2016 5:56:37 PM |
acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
smath, this is how I get my view count up? 8/11/2016 6:08:16 PM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
We are at bada for another few minutes 8/11/2016 7:23:11 PM |
ussjbroli All American 4518 Posts user info edit post |
So how much is an outcall from back pages these days? 8/11/2016 7:23:25 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8709 Posts user info edit post |
The cognitive dissonance in the thread 8/11/2016 7:54:27 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8709 Posts user info edit post |
OP excluded 8/11/2016 8:28:10 PM |
kiljadn All American 44689 Posts user info edit post |
definitely in the phone as "free food"
you tell her about the time you got "hacked" yet? 8/11/2016 8:47:16 PM |
moron All American 34036 Posts user info edit post |
Seems very Johnston county... 8/11/2016 11:55:19 PM |
synapse play so hard 60929 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "these guys can't get women with decent looks and personality who are their own age" |
This might come as a shock to you, but most guys would prefer to sleep with women who are younger than them.
Not me. Have a great time though!! ]8/12/2016 12:05:51 AM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
Well that escalated quickly. We watched the meteor shower a little last night. Then [redacted]... then a poltergeist put her mirror on the floor. 8/12/2016 7:29:32 AM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
lol at trying to hide you are sleeping with her by indirectly telling us many times that you in fact are. 8/12/2016 7:46:17 AM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
? 8/12/2016 8:49:55 AM |
Geppetto All American 2157 Posts user info edit post |
TBF we haven't even seen any photos that aren't from that one night. Sounds like he hung out with this busted face girl one time and tried to get some e-fame for it.
good news for him, it worked.
bad news for him, it's still sad. 8/12/2016 9:38:26 AM |
afripino All American 11374 Posts user info edit post |
...or...she only has one outfit 8/12/2016 9:48:11 AM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Really? You are asking me what you have written?
Quote : | "I mean mostly just friends anyway. I'm having plenty of fun don't worry ha. Don't want to limit myself and all..." |
Quote : | "Then [redacted]... " |
[emphasis mine]8/12/2016 9:48:55 AM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
I also found the humble brag disguised as a chivalrous attempt to conceal their 'true' relationship amusing
[Edited on August 12, 2016 at 10:04 AM. Reason : it's kind f endearing because you can tell smath is super excited about having sex] 8/12/2016 10:02:02 AM |
Dynasty2004 Bawls 5844 Posts user info edit post |
Smath74 Why did your wife leave you?
[Edited on August 12, 2016 at 10:10 AM. Reason : Smath74] 8/12/2016 10:09:37 AM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
^^ I tried to upvote/like your post, then realized I am on TWW 8/12/2016 10:31:16 AM |
BubbleBobble :3 114210 Posts user info edit post |
I'm confused as to how Smath is 36 and I'm 34, but he's always been a lot older as I remember (vaguely from people referencing him in past years)
I call shenanigans
I mean not that I care, but I feel like some truths were stretched here :33333 8/12/2016 10:35:36 AM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Smath74 Why did your wife leave you? " |
I imagine it has something to do with him having major psychological problems. Dude is looney tunes.8/12/2016 10:49:23 AM |
beatsunc All American 10740 Posts user info edit post |
gg smath 8/12/2016 10:52:44 AM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
^^nah. i don't want to get into those reasons here, but i don't deny that our separation was hard to get over for a while. 8/12/2016 10:58:08 AM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27740 Posts user info edit post |
Probably the dick pics 8/12/2016 11:29:46 AM |