562 may not be that many but 1400 is (milestone and royal bonuses) I have played for 6 hours on 2 tables and managed 200 hands

[Edited on February 26, 2005 at 11:12 PM. Reason : ]

2/26/2005 11:11:36 PM

I am playing 1400 for my pp bonus right now. Should take me about 8-9 hours. Sweet, I just flopped quads. The $20 all in for a $5 pot was my favorite part.


** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to david0603 [ Ts Th ]
CosmicHolly folds.
BW0407 folds.
TheMatador46 folds.
ckkunkel raises [$1].
nmx0213 folds.
kenarman calls [$1].
EyeTeeO folds.
B0GEY calls [$1].
l00k_Job folds.
david0603 calls [$0.5].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Kh, Tc, Td ]
david0603 checks.
ckkunkel checks.
kenarman checks.
B0GEY checks.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3d ]
david0603 checks.
ckkunkel bets [$1].
kenarman folds.
B0GEY calls [$1].
david0603 calls [$1].
** Dealing River ** [ As ]
david0603 checks.
ckkunkel checks.
B0GEY bets [$19.99].
david0603 is all-In [$20.5]
ckkunkel folds.
B0GEY calls [$0.51].
B0GEY shows [ Jd, Qc ] a straight, ten to ace.
david0603 shows [ Ts, Th ] four of a kind, tens.
david0603 wins $45.85 from the main pot with four of a kind, tens.

2/26/2005 11:23:17 PM

got beat by a ton of crap today on some lucky shit in real money so i stopped for the day

decided to piss other people off... went on a mission tonight to get everyone at the play money table on tilt

this smoke guy was on a mission to take all the chips. talked so much shit to him he wanted to find out where i lived

Seat 1: Chequeye ($7,768 in chips)
Seat 2: clinger ($20,747 in chips)
Seat 3: zerosaurs ($15,799 in chips)
Seat 4: smoke225 ($142,491 in chips)
Seat 5: clearstone ($95,001 in chips)
Seat 6: AndyCrick ($8,450 in chips)
Seat 7: deeznueces21 [3H,2H] ($137,042 in chips)
Seat 8: allibear ($77,075 in chips)
Seat 9: brush hog ($40,104 in chips)
Seat 10: Mr Silly1 ($9,117 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
deeznueces21 posts blind ($50), allibear posts blind ($100).

PRE-FLOP
brush hog calls $100, Mr Silly1 folds, Chequeye calls $100, clinger calls $100, zerosaurs folds, smoke225 calls $100, clearstone calls $100, AndyCrick bets $1,000, deeznueces21 bets $136,992 and is all-in, allibear folds, brush hog folds, Chequeye calls $7,668 and is all-in, clinger folds, smoke225 calls $136,942, clearstone folds, AndyCrick calls $7,450 and is all-in.

FLOP [board cards 5H,2S,JC ]


TURN [board cards 5H,2S,JC,7D ]


RIVER [board cards 5H,2S,JC,7D,2D ]


SHOWDOWN
deeznueces21 shows [ 3H,2H ]
Chequeye shows [ QH,10H ]
smoke225 shows [ 8D,8H ]
AndyCrick shows [ KD,KH ]
deeznueces21 wins $257,184, deeznueces21 wins $2,046, deeznueces21 wins $31,469.
SUMMARY
Dealer: AndyCrick
Pot: $290,702, (including rake: $3)
Chequeye, loses $7,768
clinger, loses $100
zerosaurs, loses $0
smoke225, loses $137,042
clearstone, loses $100
AndyCrick, loses $8,450
deeznueces21, bets $137,042, collects $290,699, net $153,657
allibear, loses $100
brush hog, loses $100
Mr Silly1, loses $0

bwahahahahah

[Edited on February 27, 2005 at 12:27 AM. Reason : .d]

2/27/2005 12:22:12 AM

I am up like $700 in the last 2 days.... in about 4 hours of playing time. I am really liking Paradise Poker a lot.... 5 man tables, people go in playing loose as hell, all ya have to do is sit back and be patient, cause people are literally begging you to take their money.

2/27/2005 5:38:52 PM

pacific poker is like that too

but their software fucking SUCKS

'dropped connection' in 2 tournaments when i was in the final few, lost a decent %age of the stack cause of the blinds hitting

so i took my money and cashed the fuck out of there

2/28/2005 12:25:07 AM

im sure it has been posted, but http://www.worldtavernpoker.com has free poker tournys like almost everyday at different bars. ive hit a couple up. its a good way to pass some time and try to get as far as you can.

the other day at the ale house, the first prize was a marble chip set. 2nd and 3rd are pretty much alwasy gift certificates.

2/28/2005 12:55:02 AM

i finished 1st at one of their tournaments not this just past weekend but the weekend before that.

1st prize was 50$

[Edited on February 28, 2005 at 7:23 AM. Reason : sp]

2/28/2005 7:23:02 AM

I can't wait to get paid off later thanks to this play.

** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to david0603 [ Kc 9h ]
crt1531 raises [$0.5].
pokerfreddan folds.
wiggetty folds.
Jayyler87 folds.
jbc159357 folds.
jsiano folds.
dobrounoc folds.
muns23 calls [$0.4].
schwertner2 has joined the table.
david0603 calls [$0.25].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7h, 3h, 3s ]
muns23 checks.
david0603 checks.
crt1531 bets [$1.5].
muns23 folds.
david0603 raises [$3].
crt1531 raises [$3].
david0603 raises [$3].
crt1531 folds.
david0603 shows [ Kc, 9h ] a pair of threes.
david0603 wins $11.5 from the main pot with a pair

3/1/2005 5:18:36 PM

Picking on the retards at $.10/$.25 tables doesn't make you cool, David

oops, this is NoidRoid btw



[Edited on March 1, 2005 at 7:52 PM. Reason : noidroid]

3/1/2005 7:51:21 PM

it was an OK hand, not one worth posting tho

3/1/2005 7:56:34 PM

Quote :

"Picking on the retards at $.10/$.25 tables doesn't make you cool, David "

I like being a big fish in a small pond.

Quote :

"it was an OK hand, not one worth posting tho"

Fool, I want to see you check raise someone and then reraise them again with K high on the flop.

3/1/2005 10:06:53 PM

i aint callin names, you started.

but, weve all bluffed with less at some point in time.
But with the flush draw and the board pair, it could have bit you on the ass. You were playing against a pushover, which helped you out.

I restate my point, it was an OK hand, but not that special.
Glad it worked for you though.

[Edited on March 2, 2005 at 8:27 AM. Reason : a]

3/2/2005 8:26:55 AM

Anyone else going to be in the ACC Championship final event on Thursday? Equivilent of the biggest entry I've ever had, by far ($2607.14 per person, 28 people, 10 payouts but extremely top-heavy), an I'm nervous as hell. It's a little wierd for me, never been nervous going into an event before, and kind of having a hard time with it. Hopefully I'll be over it by tomorrow.

3/2/2005 11:57:06 AM

damn, those are pretty good odds

3/2/2005 4:09:23 PM

Yeah.... I would be nervous playing for those kinda stakes.

3/2/2005 5:18:15 PM

Oh, they're incredible odds, and I made money over the course of the qualifiers either way... Still, it's four times as big as the next biggest buyin I've ever played in. If they just offered me the 2500-ish (it's 29 players, not 28; evidently they decided to round up the 20%) I'd take it in a heartbeat. Have to get at least fourth to match it, after all.

3/3/2005 5:40:58 AM

let us know how it goes, i'd like to hear how you do. play smart, good luck man.

[Edited on March 3, 2005 at 12:48 PM. Reason : .]

3/3/2005 12:47:16 PM

im playing on pokerchamps now

is that a story

3/3/2005 12:52:06 PM

pokerchamps is for fags

3/3/2005 1:01:46 PM

im a gaywad

3/3/2005 1:13:45 PM

the ACC championship says it only pays out to one person. and there are 66 people in it.

3/3/2005 10:46:17 PM

Very few things put me on tilt anymore, but getting sucked out on by a maniac after you've been patiently waiting for a hand to double through him will do it.

This idiot was raising $20 preflop every other hand for no apparent reason, except of course the whopping $1.50 pay off when everyone folded

so after a few rounds of leaking blinds I catch some kings:



***** Hand History for Game 1677451014 *****
0/0 TexasHTGameTable (NL) - Thu Mar 03 04:21:05 EST 2005
Table Table 37384 (Real Money) -- Seat 8 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: Dewey19 ( $132.5)
Seat 2: nbtice_101 ( $135.55)
Seat 3: ishea ( $103.7)
Seat 4: furlman41 ( $143.15)
Seat 5: k2infinite ( $44.8)
Seat 6: mcnamee80 ( $149.65)
Seat 7: lefameux ( $100)
Seat 8: Pinkzilla ( $79.2)
Seat 9: NoidRoid ( $86.8)
Seat 10: kadex ( $98)
NoidRoid posts small blind (0.5)
kadex posts big blind (1)
lefameux posts big blind (1)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to NoidRoid [ Kc, Kd ]
nbtice_101 folds.
ishea folds.
furlman41 folds.
k2infinite folds.
mcnamee80 folds.
lefameux raises (19) to 20
Pinkzilla folds.
NoidRoid raises (86.3) to 86.8
NoidRoid is all-In.
kadex folds.
lefameux calls (66.8)
Creating Main Pot with $171.6 with NoidRoid
** Dealing Flop ** : [ Ad, Jc, 4d ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Qc ]
** Dealing River ** : [ Jh ]
** Summary **
Main Pot: $171.6 | | Rake: $3
Board: [ Ad Jc 4d Qc Jh ]
Dewey19 balance $132.5, sits out
nbtice_101 balance $135.55, didn't bet (folded)
ishea balance $103.7, didn't bet (folded)
furlman41 balance $143.15, didn't bet (folded)
k2infinite balance $44.8, didn't bet (folded)
mcnamee80 balance $149.65, didn't bet (folded)
lefameux balance $184.8, bet $86.8, collected $171.6, net +$84.8 [ Kh Td ] [ a straight, ten to ace -- Ad,Kh,Qc,Jc,Td ]
Pinkzilla balance $79.2, didn't bet (folded)
NoidRoid balance $0, lost $86.8 [ Kc Kd ] [ two pairs, kings and jacks -- Ad,Kc,Kd,Jc,Jh ]
kadex balance $97, lost $1 (folded)

3/4/2005 1:35:19 AM

wow, that sucks

3/4/2005 1:52:05 AM

I hope you called the poker police on him, Justin.

By the way, why does the "World Tavern Poker Tour" only take place in certain parts of the U.S.? Shouldn't they call it the "Hey, we hold some free tourneys at some random bars in NC, NJ and AZ Tour?"

3/4/2005 2:50:19 AM

The prize pool wasn't entered in that. As for the 66 people... They made a last minute change in who qualified, going against their published rules. I wasn't exactly happy about it, but they gave the people who earned their bids 1000 bodog points and there's not a whole shitload I can do about it. Busted out fairly early (about 50 minutes in) after a disappointing run the whole time, ran into ks when I got too aggressive with qs. Ah, well. My tendancy to have stupid hands like that is why I have three times the number of final tables in limit mtts in about a third the entries, though my only win in a big one (100+) was in NL.

3/4/2005 6:33:51 AM

Hey. im kindof wanting to play some low stakes online. what is a good site where you can start up with only 10-20 bucks?
hah thats all i am capable of risking at the moment

3/4/2005 7:22:57 AM

http://www.instantbankroll.com/ib.asp?rc=DrMario

no money needed

[Edited on March 4, 2005 at 8:18 AM. Reason : .]

3/4/2005 8:17:21 AM

Quote :

"I hope you called the poker police on him, Justin. "

I did, they said "I've got two words for you: that's poker"

fuckers



haha.. that's a good fucking idea, HaLo

everybody click this link instead though: http://www.instantbankroll.com/ib.asp?rc=noidroid

it's better





[Edited on March 4, 2005 at 9:08 AM. Reason : link]

3/4/2005 9:05:00 AM

is there any real catch to that instant bankroll link or is it really that easy?

3/4/2005 10:26:39 AM

^^i'm laughing at your expense, Justin.

3/4/2005 10:31:58 AM

i signed up on it, looks like you have to play 500 raked hands to get it

but i cant read so i dunno

3/4/2005 11:58:50 AM

Quote :

"is there any real catch to that instant bankroll link or is it really that easy?"

you have to will them your first born child

3/4/2005 12:05:26 PM

they immediately deposit 75 in your account, once you confirm it (takes about 2 days) if you lose it you don't have to repay it, if you actually play 500 hands with it then you can withdraw the money and they give you a 25 bonus.

http://www.instantbankroll.com/ib.asp?rc=DrMario

or click the banner ad

3/4/2005 2:44:23 PM

cool i signed up under you

i dont like it as much as poker room but if they'll give me 75 bucks i'll see what i can do with it

3/4/2005 2:48:21 PM

thanks leg. I mean if you just want free money, you could sit there with 4 tables open and only play AA, KK, AK for about 2 hours and walk away with about 70 dollars after bonuses

party is a pretty easy site to win money at thogh

3/4/2005 2:53:49 PM

damn, it says too many people have signed up for it today

3/4/2005 3:04:56 PM

Hah, so last weekend I bought $25 into Ultimate Bet just to screw around with and win a little spending money. Played for about 3 hours and ended up making $150. Funniest thing happend in one of the .50/$1 games I was playing in though. We were at a 6 seated table, and there was a guy who sat down with $45 in front of him. The whole time we were playing, he was absolutely horrible, calling everything hoping to get lucky and catch. Finally he got down to around his last $10, and got into a raising match with another chick at the table before the flop. The two of them ended up max betting before the flop ($2 each) and the flop came out Q - 8 - 7. Again this guy starts to raise back and forth with the chick, so being the smart ass I am, I said "Man, your A-8 is pretty good, but her KQ is going to destroy you, you should probably stop betting and fold now" (mind you, I had been talking alot of crap to him throughout the time we were playing just to get him angry). So he proceeds to tell me to "Shove it, you dont know what you are talking about". Well, he continues to raise back and forth with the chick til he is all in (think it was $9.50 or something only). the final layout on the table was Q - 8 - 7 - 2 - K. He shows his A-8, she shows her KQ. It was hilarious, this guy was so angry he refused to leave the table and ended up staying around observing and talking crap to everyone while we had a good laugh at his expense. Gotta love when you put people on their exact hands and can rub it in like that

[Edited on March 4, 2005 at 3:12 PM. Reason : cant spell]

3/4/2005 3:10:58 PM

***** Hand History for Game 51392993604 *****
NL Hold'em 10 Buy-in + 1 Entry Fee Trny:11399560 Level:1 Blinds(10/15) - Friday, March 04, 18:12:29 EDT 2005
Table Play money 3995846
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 4: grooms6975 ( $645 )
Seat 5: mrbarca ( $2575 )
Seat 6: ukcats__ ( $1630 )
Seat 1: jackleg512 ( $2600 )
Seat 3: teamxtreme59 ( $550 )
Trny:11399560 Level:1
Blinds(10/15)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to jackleg512 [ 6s Kd ]
teamxtreme59 calls [15].
grooms6975 folds.
mrbarca folds.
ukcats__ calls [5].
jackleg512 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6d, 6c, Ks ]
ukcats__ checks.
jackleg512 bets [15].
teamxtreme59 calls [15].
ukcats__ calls [15].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8s ]
ukcats__ bets [15].
jackleg512 raises [600].
teamxtreme59 is all-In [520]
ukcats__ calls [585].
** Dealing River ** [ Tc ]
ukcats__ checks.
jackleg512 is all-In [1970]
ukcats__ is all-In [1000]
ukcats__ shows [ 3s, 6h ] three of a kind, sixes.
jackleg512 shows [ 6s, Kd ] a full house, Sixes full of kings.
teamxtreme59 shows [ 7h, Kh ] two pairs, kings and sixes.
teamxtreme59 finished in fifth place.
ukcats__ finished in fourth place.
jackleg512 wins 970 chips from side pot #2 with a full house, Sixes full of kings.
jackleg512 wins 2160 chips from side pot #1 with a full house, Sixes full of kings.
jackleg512 wins 1650 chips from the main pot with a full house, Sixes full of kings.
teamxtreme59 has left the table.
ukcats__ has left the table.
The Small Blind left the table. The Dealer button remains in place.

hahahaha IM KILLIN THE 10 CHIP PLAY MONEY TOURNAMENTS

3/4/2005 3:20:26 PM

yeah, try again tommorow morning, they only have a limited number of spots per day. It really is a good deal though. If you want to earn free gifts instead of the instant $75 check out http://www.pokersourceonline.com/pso.asp?rc=DrMario

3/4/2005 3:20:49 PM

online poker freaks me out

its like there are always 3 hands playing... bluff hand, winning hand, and sucker hand

3/4/2005 3:22:14 PM

this is one of those WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?!?! hands

***** Hand History for Game 1684111250 *****
$25 PL Hold'em - Friday, March 04, 15:24:12 EDT 2005
Table Table 37313 (Real Money)
Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 7
Seat 4: bettis ( $36.15 )
Seat 1: DrMarioPSO ( $51.55 )
Seat 8: Sweet_Mike ( $9.2 )
Seat 7: Carnabie ( $18.15 )
Seat 3: johnnysangel ( $5.9 )
Seat 9: FunnyDude007 ( $24.65 )
Seat 10: stardusty ( $12.7 )
stardusty posts small blind [$0.1].
DrMarioPSO posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to DrMarioPSO [ Kd Ad ]
johnnysangel calls [$0.25].
bettis calls [$0.25].
Carnabie folds.
Sweet_Mike raises [$0.5].
FunnyDude007 folds.
stardusty calls [$0.4].
DrMarioPSO raises [$2.25].
johnnysangel calls [$2.25].
bettis calls [$2.25].
Sweet_Mike is all-In [$8.7]
stardusty calls [$8.7].
DrMarioPSO calls [$6.7].
johnnysangel is all-In [$3.4]
bettis calls [$6.7].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ts, Kh, 4d ]
PAPO39 has joined the table.
stardusty checks.
DrMarioPSO bets [$4].
bettis calls [$4].
stardusty is all-In [$3.5]
** Dealing Turn ** [ As ]
DrMarioPSO bets [$5].
SuperCPA has joined the table.
bettis raises [$10].
DrMarioPSO calls [$5].
** Dealing River ** [ 5d ]
DrMarioPSO bets [$4].
bettis raises [$8].
DrMarioPSO calls [$4].
bettis shows [ Js, Ah ] a pair of aces.
Sweet_Mike doesn't show [ 7d, 7c ] a pair of sevens.
stardusty shows [ 4s, 4h ] three of a kind, fours.
DrMarioPSO shows [ Kd, Ad ] two pairs, aces and kings.
johnnysangel doesn't show [ Th, Qh ] a pair of tens.
DrMarioPSO wins $36.65 from side pot #3 with two pairs, aces and kings.
stardusty wins $9.95 from side pot #2 with three of a kind, fours.
stardusty wins $12.55 from side pot #1 with three of a kind, fours.
stardusty wins $28.05 from the main pot with three of a kind, fours.

3/4/2005 3:27:23 PM

only in online poker will you see 4 of a kind beat 4 of a kind twice in one day

shits rigged to make you bet but i still like the odds

3/4/2005 3:37:42 PM

its also more or less that you also see a lot more hands than in real life

3/4/2005 3:39:04 PM

i never saw anything in atlantic city like i see on some of these sites

then again, my brother got AA on his very first hand up there

but i play poker for fun, im not in it for the money

3/4/2005 3:49:55 PM

here, I'll spam too since HaLo has reached his quota for the day and it just doesnt seem fair that people should have to wait for all these great deals.


Make up to $100 FREE tonight! All you need to do is play 500 raked hands on party poker, no catch.

click:
http://www.instantbankroll.com/ib.asp?rc=noidroid


also, earn a FREE chipset, poker table, poker DVDs, or many other prizes through this link:
http://www.pokersourceonline.com/pso.asp?rc=noidroid

[Edited on March 4, 2005 at 4:49 PM. Reason : more free stuff]

3/4/2005 4:45:31 PM

First trip to AC will be tuesday at the Borgata. $40+10 tournament, wish me luck

3/4/2005 10:29:53 PM

dude at least I bought an AD

3/4/2005 10:32:47 PM

been stuck at the same table for 40 minutes w/o playing in a tournament. We don't have enough players to play and they just have us in limbo.....pissin' me off.

3/5/2005 12:26:14 AM

i jus won 35 bucks playin with some friends.
there was 70 total and me and one other guy were left, both had exactly 35$,
he asked to call it so i said sure, its been long enough of an evening, and im happy with 35

3/5/2005 1:35:26 AM

^That might be the best poker story I have ever heard.

3/5/2005 4:45:49 PM