Quote :

"Bill Brasky is an anagram for Sr. Baby Kill"

that post officially just won this thread

and blew my face off





and then put it back together

[Edited on May 9, 2006 at 2:22 PM. Reason : i miss html]

5/9/2006 2:22:10 PM

Damn son-of-a-bitch Bill Brasky! Mother-fuckin' son-of-a-bitch!

5/9/2006 2:25:35 PM

wow, my face also hath been removed and replaced

5/9/2006 2:26:10 PM

They say that if you stand in front of a mirror with the lights turned real low and say "Bill Brasky" three times, he'll appear and sodomize you. He will also do this under all other circumstances.

During certain seasons, Bill Brasky lactates. Well, not so much that as Jack Daniels-ates, but I've never once heard a baby complain.

The movie "Lord of War" was based in large part on Bill Brasky's last yard sale, although the producers had to tone down the cocaine abuse, graphic violence, and male rape.

5/13/2006 2:36:58 AM

Bill Brasky raped the Duke lacrosse stripper........ She knows better than to charge him.

5/13/2006 2:49:15 AM

seriously

after Señor Baby Kill

i'm not sure i can support this thread getting new posts

that shit won ok

5/13/2006 5:41:26 PM

The question you have to ask yourself is: would Brasky approve of quitting? Or would he fly into a Brasky rage?

5/14/2006 1:36:06 AM

can't die

7/11/2006 11:36:46 AM

YOU KNOW HE DRIVES A DODGE STRATUS

7/11/2006 11:45:07 AM

bttt

8/31/2006 9:09:29 PM

awesome

9/1/2006 12:14:30 PM

Honestly, this may be my favorite thread.

9/1/2006 12:31:55 PM

thats because it is the greatest thread ever created

[Edited on September 1, 2006 at 12:58 PM. Reason : i just got asked "who is bill brasky?" ]

9/1/2006 12:57:12 PM

The tosser once kidknapped a monkey from the Central Park zoo and got it drunk on peach schnapps.

9/1/2006 12:58:56 PM

I don't dig the Chuck Norris shit as much. They are funny, but it originates with Brasky. It all comes from him. EVERYTHING.

9/1/2006 1:08:52 PM

"SEÑOR BABY KILL" IS THE BEST THING EVER POSTED ON THIS WEBSITE

9/3/2006 11:32:20 AM

yes it pretty much is


this thread is easily like the top 10 funniest things ever found on the internet

9/3/2006 11:43:01 AM

watching will ferrell vol. 2 now

10/13/2006 11:59:40 PM

will ferrell vol 2 is not funny

at least compared to vol 1

10/14/2006 3:50:28 AM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3241972463112239232&q=bill+brasky

10/14/2006 4:03:02 AM

^^it has some good stuff but i wasnt happy with them putting skits on there that they showed clips of on vol. 1

but some of the shit on 2 is hilarious

wake up and smile "Ive killed the weatherman!!!!!!!!!"

the lost baby skit "he's looking at me with his bag fat stupid face"

some good stuff on 2

10/15/2006 12:29:10 PM

Like a vampire, Brasky has no reflection. Rumour has it he killed it a few years ago when it looked at him funny

10/16/2006 10:38:43 AM

two weeks ago someone had this as a ringtone in class and it rang

i was rolling

10/16/2006 10:41:01 AM

BTTT so this one doesn't get lost like the "fuck and a movie" thread

10/27/2006 2:13:26 PM

Did You guys know I went to grade school with Bill. Anyhow, Brasky let me watch him play doctor with a girl behind the bleachers once... he gave her an apendectomy and removed a malignant tumor from her kidney. And damn-it-all if he didn't sew her up to make the stitches match his signature. You may know her has Miss Garrett form TV's Facts of Life

10/27/2006 2:16:46 PM

ahhh yes

10/27/2006 2:18:31 PM

Bill Brasky invented anal sex. He didn't patent it because you can't patent awesome.

10/27/2006 2:23:26 PM

I punched Brasky in the face, and he cried and begged me to stop bullying him. When I woke up - this was obviously a dream, because nothing so ludicrous could ever happen in real life - Brasky was already standing there, because he can read dreams, and he beat my ass for the next three days. I have to say I deserved it.

10/27/2006 2:29:45 PM

Remember Bob Villa? Bill Brasky had him fired.

10/27/2006 2:32:44 PM

Bill Brasky was so captivated by the Stallone movie "Over the Top", that he changed his name to Lincoln Hawke, kidnapped a little boy, and drove him to Las Vegas while competing in a nationwide arm wrestling competition. In the end, he was able to win both the boy's heart, and the competition. Although, it's been told that the boy was really a dead hooker, and the arm wrestling competition was really Russian Roulette.

10/27/2006 3:27:18 PM

hahaha

10/27/2006 3:35:50 PM

Did I ever tell you guys about the time Brasky seduced his next door neighbor's wife when he was 8 years old? Long story short, he gets her pregnant and her husband walks out of the marriage after 19 years. Brasky stayed around just long enough to name the boy - "Rupture1." She's so distraught, that soon after the kid is born, she kills herself. Well, old Bill doesn't want to come across as insensitive, so he hires 7 of the finest Japanese tattoo artists to inscribe the mother's suicide note across Rupture1's back. They did it in .05 font, and it took then almost 13 weeks, but damned if they didn't get every last syllable! Anywhat, Rupture1 died soon after from ink poisoning, but that's besides the point.....

10/27/2006 3:55:46 PM

Brasky once came across 3 thugs in an alley trying to get the purse off of a little girl in a wheelchair. Brasky picked up the little girl, set her down, and bent her wheelchair into a giant steal pole he used to beat the thugs down with. He then raped the little girl and said "You scratch my back, I scratch yours".

10/27/2006 4:15:34 PM

I should feel bad for laughing at that last one.

10/27/2006 5:00:26 PM

Every tuesday Bill Brasky donates $1,000 to a dozen homeless people

Every wednesday he sobers up and sets out to get his money back, either in currency or vicious anal rapage

and apparently $1,000 buys a lot of vicious anal rapage these days

[Edited on October 29, 2006 at 2:09 AM. Reason : gotta factor for inflation]

10/29/2006 2:09:18 AM

SCORE!

10/29/2006 2:09:47 AM

Quote :

"Bill Brasky is an anagram for Sr. Baby Kill"

11/19/2006 5:48:16 PM

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11/19/2006 5:49:41 PM

awesome bttt!

11/19/2006 5:50:38 PM

I MEAN COME ON!!!!!

11/19/2006 5:55:28 PM

Brasky's got a rare eye condition called "heterochromia". His one eye is brown, where the other is a Tommy Gun.

12/4/2006 10:26:36 PM

There's a saloon in the Old West where only the toughest men can be found. One day someone runs through the doors screaming "BRASKY'S COMING TO TOWN". Well sure enough every man, woman, kid, and whore in the place got up and ran out the door screaming for their lives. The bartender stood behind the bar confused. He then ran outside and he saw a man who went about 6'8" 325lbs riding TWO BEARS coming down the street towards the saloon. The man gets off the bears and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says "can i get you anything else sir?" and the man replies "HELL NO, BRASKY'S COMING TO TOWN!!!!"

12/26/2006 5:13:06 PM

Brasky and God were roommates in college.....guess who got top bunk?

12/26/2006 5:15:36 PM

Bill Braskys dick runs on alternating current
his ass shits out direct current

12/26/2006 5:18:51 PM

You can grate cheese on his scrotum . . . in three different thicknesses.

12/26/2006 5:20:51 PM

Bill Brasky invented the take-5 bar

but instead of pretzels, peanut butter, peanuts, and caramel, he planned for rape, incest, racism, and nougat to go with the chocolate

12/26/2006 5:31:41 PM

His favorite movie is "My Dog Skip" starring Kevin Bacon

12/26/2006 5:33:36 PM

2/10/2007 12:21:31 AM

gg

2/10/2007 2:05:44 AM

set em up

2/10/2007 2:06:31 AM