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4/20/2009 5:05:23 PM

it is like real life version of Office Space.

4/20/2009 5:09:10 PM

except i'm sure this girl is no jennifer aniston

4/20/2009 5:11:48 PM

^ you obviously don't know me very well then

4/20/2009 5:44:02 PM

she looks fine to me.


I'd hit it like this

5/17/2009 4:25:28 PM

And if you think I look fat in that picture, it's because I was a mile above sea-level. It adds 20lbs.

5/17/2009 4:27:05 PM

does it also make boobs bigger or is that the natural size? either way, gg, b.

5/17/2009 4:31:21 PM

natural, it just makes my titties bigger

5/17/2009 4:37:32 PM

Nice tits - 2 bad about the face.

5/17/2009 5:47:45 PM

says the virgin with no pictures in his gallery

5/17/2009 5:53:58 PM

I am a virgin - don;t tell my wife. Shes not your type - doesn't look like mrs piggy.

5/17/2009 7:21:48 PM

Just being a prick - she is a solid 7.

5/17/2009 7:53:53 PM

5/17/2009 7:54:54 PM

holy mother of god

5/17/2009 8:57:15 PM

don't get too excited

i think the one on the left might have a mustache.

5/17/2009 9:10:11 PM

i could care less about the ones on the left and the right

5/17/2009 9:12:31 PM

i have recently joined the ranks of single for the first time in 7-8 years.

i must say that i am a quick study. currently i have a friend macking on a chick that has had a crush on me for 12 years, cause i want to get with her friend instead of hers

5/17/2009 9:22:06 PM

Epic stories of game: Quest for da booty: the Mr Grace chronicles?

5/17/2009 9:24:29 PM

how does it feel to be single? better? worse? or just different?

were you dating the same person for 7-8 years or were you just doing the serial dating thing?

why did it end? seems like a lot of people are breaking up recently

5/17/2009 9:24:51 PM

allow me to drop some relationship knowledge

IMHO, a majority of relationships begin and end in april/may and september/october



Im just sayin...

5/17/2009 9:27:22 PM

new relationships begin in the spring/summer, ok?!

shit just happens that way

hell, I'm about to dump my ho, just cause the weather is nice. betcha I'll have a new one in a month ಠ_ಠ

5/17/2009 9:29:09 PM

5/17/2009 9:31:06 PM

best relationship advice I ever got was from H8R

dont date nurses or teachers


unfortunately I did not listen, and dated a teacher immediately after a nurse


but now that I've gotten it out of my system, I am a convert to the H8R system of success

[Edited on May 17, 2009 at 9:39 PM. Reason : ]

5/17/2009 9:37:14 PM

I was halfway serious, btw

it seems that a lot of relationships start in the spring/summer time

5/17/2009 9:37:48 PM

why no nurses?

and teachers, too i guess?

5/17/2009 9:38:44 PM

Because they're both groups of batshit insane women



\/ and yeah, they're generally hot and DTF

[Edited on May 17, 2009 at 9:41 PM. Reason : .]

5/17/2009 9:40:00 PM

as the hottness goes up, so does the crazy factor, in most cases

i like em pretty crazy

5/17/2009 9:40:12 PM

oh. i want to be a nurse!

and maybe a professor.

stay away from me

5/17/2009 9:43:00 PM

yeah, you exhibit all of the signs.




A playa don't want nunna that.

5/17/2009 9:43:53 PM

oh there is a difference, believe me



[Edited on May 17, 2009 at 9:46 PM. Reason : ^ aha]

5/17/2009 9:44:09 PM

first i have to be a lawyer though so i might be sane for awhile

5/17/2009 9:45:51 PM

I'm sorry khcadwal, my brethren council have advised me that you are a member of the SAS allegiance

we have to part ways at this point

5/17/2009 9:50:29 PM

Quote :

"member of the SAS allegiance "

wat

5/17/2009 9:52:41 PM

Hahah I was just gonna say, ibtevan

5/17/2009 10:01:07 PM

^^ don't ask me

5/17/2009 10:02:21 PM

SAS Theory in full effect

5/17/2009 10:08:56 PM

i'll tell ya what, i'm so so so happy to me moving to a job where its like 80% female from 80% male engineers over 40

5/17/2009 10:11:46 PM

Epic stories of game: Quest for da booty: the jackleg chronicles?




no one would want to hook up with Mr Grace, he's a fucking jerk

5/17/2009 10:13:57 PM

5/17/2009 10:14:52 PM

5/17/2009 10:15:55 PM

.

5/17/2009 10:16:04 PM

mr grace is a really good guy actaully

and im not really questing any booty. im kinda like whatever. i get accused of playing games but its really that i just dont care

5/17/2009 10:20:58 PM

shut up and roll a 20 sided die, fool. You're on the quest cause I put you there. YOU NEED TO CAST THIS SAVING THROW




KILJADN


DUNGEON MASTER OF THE BOOTY

5/17/2009 10:26:13 PM

Quote :

"and im not really questing any booty. im kinda like whatever. i get accused of playing games but its really that i just dont care"

werd, me too

5/17/2009 10:28:14 PM

you don't care about getting laid?

5/17/2009 10:29:14 PM

ok its on

BALLS DEEP. something new by the weekend, a challenge.

I ACCEPT

5/17/2009 10:31:52 PM

DOOOO IEEEEEEET

5/17/2009 10:32:41 PM

hi guys. what's going on in here?

5/17/2009 10:35:28 PM

Quote :

"you don't care about getting laid?"

no, im straight and have functioning libido and all that... i just cant run around and screw these boring hos, i just cant. never have been able to hang out with a girl who isnt really fun

like heres an example

went out with someone a couple times about 3 weeks ago. dinner one night, movie another night. then she called the next day and i was watching tv and ignored the call on purpose cause i didnt feel like leaving or inviting her over.

and apparantly thats a game. but id rather get accused of playing games than say tv was more interesting than talking to you

5/17/2009 10:36:06 PM

khcadwal and jackleg are gonna do it this weekend

[Edited on May 17, 2009 at 10:37 PM. Reason : pretty much^]

5/17/2009 10:36:56 PM