thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i have no idea how many guys i've slept with." |
11/11/2009 7:10:59 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "sometimes I wonder if sleeping with him has completely damaged any chance of a real relationship." |
Quote : | "I was actually really happy when I moved out of Raleigh, because it meant that I wouldn't run into TWWers anymore. Sure, I met a few over the years... but for the most part, I avoided Ruckus, Sammy's, and The Goat like the plague because I knew TWWers would be there. I was much more interested in hanging out with my own friends than TWWers; and I secretly thought less of TWWers even though I am one. " |
Quote : | "I was sexually molested as a child. And I recently heard that children who are sexually molested generally grow up to be paranoid, suspicious people who have trouble forming/keeping close relationships. Because children are, by nature, very trusting, but when a child is raped it totally destroys that trust. For life.
I'm pretty much a textbook case of this. " |
11/11/2009 7:14:55 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " I'm always scared a TWWer is going to see me out in Raleigh - mainly the guys - because I know how scrutinizing they can be.. And because I don't want that awkward moment of like "uhhhh aren't you on tww?"" |
11/11/2009 7:15:49 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "there are several guys on tww that I would like to have sex with that I haven't already had sex with. " |
11/11/2009 7:19:53 PM |
Bweez All American 10849 Posts user info edit post |
I am back and open to moar confeshuns 11/11/2009 7:20:47 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
this is officially my fave thread evaaaaaaar
more confessions plz and thx
give me some good ones that make me go 11/11/2009 7:21:24 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I hope to be spotted by a random TWWer in the street and I hope they are really excited to see me. " |
11/11/2009 7:26:37 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
sweet i got vagina pics 11/11/2009 7:27:23 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i really and truly hate my life and where its headed, but since i dont have any idea what id prefer to do i just keep on soldiering on
also, i once made a midget almost cry by laughing at him. He appeared suddenly around a corner and i had never seen a midget irl at that point, and i just lost it. He was on a cell phone and it seemed so huge. " |
11/11/2009 7:28:19 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I hate my job so much it causes me terrible anxiety but I don't like to talk about it because I know there are so many people out there who don't have a job at all. I still beat myself up for losing the best job I ever had because I let my ex abuse me to the point that I was missing too many days for being "sick." I never talked to anyone about it and then it was too late. I feel like the job I have now is some sort of fucked up punishment." |
11/11/2009 7:29:30 PM |
Bweez All American 10849 Posts user info edit post |
hahahahah, "He appeared suddenly around a corner" 11/11/2009 7:30:42 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
ha. 20 pages in less than a day and it isn't even to get boob pics. That has to be some sort of record. 11/11/2009 7:33:36 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I am jealous of my friends who have babies now. Not jealous enough to have a baby right now but I really want one. " |
Quote : | "sometimes I wonder if I'll ever be as e-famous on tww as emce is and if people will ever think it's cool that they can claim me as a friend irl. " |
11/11/2009 7:34:01 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
and there goes a dick pic, this is beginning to backfire
TEXT ONLY PEOPLE 11/11/2009 7:34:06 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "In the past I would want to scream at my friend that they were a huge whore and a pathetic excuse for a Christian " |
11/11/2009 7:34:28 PM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i have a fantasy to have sex in every office at work with a different woman in each office, waiting for me to be finished with the one before her." |
Quote : | "I am terrified that someone is going to break into my home and tie me down and use anal beads on me.
Seriously. " |
[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 7:37 PM. Reason : moar]11/11/2009 7:34:44 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
i know who two of the confessions are on this page 11/11/2009 7:38:14 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "My ex girlfriend physically abused me, and I took it. I constantly had to explain the scratch marks on my face to co-workers, and always lied saying that the cat hated me. I came very close to punching her in the face several times." |
11/11/2009 7:38:24 PM |
Bweez All American 10849 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "in 10th grade I was anorexic" |
11/11/2009 7:39:31 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "ambrosia annoys the living shit out of me. " |
11/11/2009 7:39:50 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i am supposed to be working late, but i haven't gotten anything done since 5 " |
Quote : | "the first time I whacked off i shoot myself in the face, and i didnt know what happened, i thought i broke my dick" |
Quote : | "I'm scared that someone who is my facebook friend and also on tww is going to post a bad pic of me one day " |
11/11/2009 7:41:38 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "sometimes I'll snoop through my s.o's computer and I have this feeling that I'm going to find something incriminating... then I don't find anything and I feel super guilty that I ever did it in the first place and didn't just trust them " |
11/11/2009 7:43:06 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I wish *name removed* hadn't blown you off it was a bitch move " |
11/11/2009 7:43:30 PM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "in the summer of 2005 i fucked two wolfwebbers on the same day. " |
[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 7:44 PM. Reason : ]11/11/2009 7:43:54 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i am jealous of the new guy and his girlfriend. she wants sex ALL the time. i want a girl like that. " |
Quote : | "i'm too much of a jew to turn on the heat, i've been shivering for days and days to save all of ten bucks or so " |
Quote : | "I tell people I don't want kids, but really I just doubt I'll ever meet a man who would ever be as great of a husband and father as my father is. and I refuse to settle for less. " |
Quote : | "I regularly cheat on my significant other. I get drunk 3 or 4 times a week. I forget my mom's birthday every year. I haven't been to the gym in 2 years. I forgot that my grandmother was dead until my sister said something that reminded me. A year ago I paid a prostitute at the beach $100 for a blow job. I fucked my friend's wife. Last night it was rainy and I had to pull over on the side of 440 because my front defrost is broken and it got too foggy to see without constantly wiping the windshield with my hand. I got out of the car and sat down in the wet grass and cried. I closed my eyes and prayed that a car would lose control on the wet highway and hit me. " |
damn 11/11/2009 7:44:20 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "ill be walking around and randomly remember someone I had sex with that I forgot about and isn't included in my number tally " |
Quote : | "I only have relationships with guys who have big dicks. I don't plan it that way but IKd like to keep up the pattern. " | ]11/11/2009 7:46:31 PM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I made out with a girl in the bathroom at bada bar once and I saw her boobs. Her nipples were really long. " |
11/11/2009 7:51:30 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i actually hooked up with a pizza delivery guy one night. he delivered to my apartmen and i told him to come by after work and hang out (since we were having a party at the time). he showed up, we got drunk and hooked up. i never called him, cuz i was embarrassed that i fucked the pizza delivery guy. " |
11/11/2009 7:52:57 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
READY FOR MORE! 11/11/2009 7:57:27 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I have a collection of dick pics from several male TWWers. Unfortunately they're all on my old computer. " |
11/11/2009 7:58:00 PM |
Sayer now with sarcasm 9841 Posts user info edit post |
hit me with some confessions 11/11/2009 7:58:03 PM |
hunterb2003 All American 14423 Posts user info edit post |
I want in on this 11/11/2009 8:00:00 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I have been with the same girl for 5 years and I love her, but I would cheat on her in a heartbeat just to bolster my own low self esteem. I feel so guilty about it but for some reason feel powerless to avoid it. I know this makes me a piece of shit." |
11/11/2009 8:01:30 PM |
CheesyLabia Suspended 926 Posts user info edit post |
in need of some confessions 11/11/2009 8:03:11 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I hooked up with a wolf web chick once
that turned out to be the hardest crazy bitch ever to get rid of " |
11/11/2009 8:04:07 PM |
Sayer now with sarcasm 9841 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I can't stand it when people won't speak to me. I go over in my head repeatedly what it is I might have done or not done to cause them not to speak to me. Lots of people take advantage of this when they find out it really distresses me. I will have nightmares where certain people refuse to talk to me." |
11/11/2009 8:08:56 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i dated a chick for 4 years then she broke it off because i went on a cross country road trip. then i took her back once she realized that she screwed up. then 4 months later she cheated on me and i broke it off. its been 7 months since then and i'm considering getting back together. i tell myself it's cause she's changed, but deep down i don't think i could ever connect with anyone else again and i can at least pretend with her." |
11/11/2009 8:09:08 PM |
CheesyLabia Suspended 926 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I think begonias is awesome person for being so helpful and entertaining to everyone" |
11/11/2009 8:14:16 PM |
zorthage 1+1=5 17148 Posts user info edit post |
dude this thread exploded 11/11/2009 8:14:57 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i have started sabotaging possible relationships instead of getting shot down, stood up, or put in the friend zone... and i am alright with that, knowing why shit didnt work is much better than random girlie whims that get me put in the friend zone, stood up, etc. " |
11/11/2009 8:14:59 PM |
CheesyLabia Suspended 926 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I used to sniff my older sister's panties." |
Quote : | "I constantly bring myself to tears to make myself feel better and I refuse to take this medication anymore" |
[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 8:17 PM. Reason : /]11/11/2009 8:17:36 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "My eyes welled up when I first read about the Ft. Hood shooting. " |
11/11/2009 8:20:48 PM |
petejames All American 2236 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "when i am old i want to weigh at least 200 lbs and wear pink and purple velour ALL THE TIME. and flip flops. " |
11/11/2009 8:20:50 PM |
rtc407 All American 6217 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I was raped by someone from TWW. I told someone about it and they didn't believe me, so nothing was done and he raped someone else." |
11/11/2009 8:23:21 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I have a story for every shirt I own. I wonder if other people are the same way. " |
11/11/2009 8:24:05 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I hooked up with a TWWer once, and she was VERY annoying. Soon after we hooked up, her nudes ended up on TWW... and I had absolutely NOTHING to do with that. However, I let her and her friend believe I was the culprit because I wanted her to be mad at me and leave me the fuck alone" |
11/11/2009 8:26:31 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I had a free meal of my choosing tonight and I choose Chick-fil-a because I had a craving for chicken. " |
]11/11/2009 8:27:55 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I've loved certain pets that I've owned more than certain girlfriends (sometimes even physically) " |
11/11/2009 8:29:13 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
11/11/2009 8:29:57 PM |
BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
set em up 11/11/2009 8:29:59 PM |