I'd still like to help her, date her, and know her very intimately.

2/25/2014 5:12:56 PM

i think offering her drugs would have mixed results

2/25/2014 5:14:01 PM

bttt

10/1/2014 5:52:07 AM

Offense Date NC Statute Offense Literal
03-09-2013 14-54(A) BREAKING AND OR ENTERING (F)
03-09-2013 14-72(A) FELONY LARCENY

Offense Date NC Statute Offense Literal
09-12-2012 14-72(A) MISDEMEANOR LARCENY
09-12-2012 15A-543(C) FTA DWI & RECKLESS DRIVING
09-12-2012 14-100 OBTAIN PROPERTY FALSE PRETENSE
09-12-2012 14-120 UTTERING FORGED INSTRUMENT
09-12-2012 14-120 FORGERY OF ENDORSEMENT

Offense Date NC Statute Offense Literal
10-12-2011 15A-543(C) FTA-FORGEND/UTTFORDINDR/LARC/OBTPROPFLSPRT
10-12-2011 20-138.1 DRIVING WHILE IMPAIRED
10-12-2011 20-140(A) CARELESS AND RECKLESS

Offense Date NC Statute Offense Literal
05-24-2011 14-120 FORGERY OF ENDORSEMENT
05-24-2011 14-120 UTTERING FORGED INSTRUMENT
05-24-2011 14-100 OBTAIN PROPERTY FALSE PRETENSE
05-24-2011 14-72(A) MISDEMEANOR LARCENY

10/1/2014 6:28:33 AM

Looks like she's off parole

10/1/2014 9:37:21 AM

she's been off for a while i thought

10/1/2014 9:42:20 AM

I'm still interested in pursuing her in romantic fashion.

10/1/2014 9:44:27 AM

So she's 30 now?

10/1/2014 9:49:32 AM

A funny, semi-non-related story. I had a neighbor once that moved into the apartment above me in Raleigh with his family and everything. I knew that he was working as a cook somewhere, and so when I randomly ran into him in the evening I asked him if he was "Off already", but he took it as something else; his response was "naw man, I still got 4 months a parole left for that larceny stunt I pulled". At which point I was all

And then he immediately says, "Oh know I got fired from that job today, I am moving on to something else."

So, he was living above me the whole time whilst I had no idea that he was convicted of larceny, which I can't blame him for as it is something that I would not volunteer either. But then, I had no clue how he took me asking him if he was off as a question about his parole that I knew nothing about.

Then, a few months later he started asking me for money , which was right about the time that I was leaving the place anyways, so I never followed up on it.

[Edited on October 1, 2014 at 10:28 AM. Reason : d]

10/1/2014 10:27:39 AM

^ That was a horrible "semi-non-related" story.

10/1/2014 10:39:37 AM

I think you can remove the word "semi" from that statement too. It's just not related at all.

10/1/2014 10:51:45 AM

...and then i found five dollars.

10/1/2014 11:12:13 AM

and then I bought some hamburger helper

10/1/2014 12:57:32 PM

what was the nature of the mustache of the neighbor? did it seperate and come back together?

10/1/2014 1:33:11 PM

whatever, reading about this made me think of that and it is related, so chow

[Edited on October 1, 2014 at 2:27 PM. Reason : d]

10/1/2014 2:25:49 PM

*ciao

10/1/2014 2:31:57 PM

puppy ciao

10/1/2014 3:23:10 PM

I'm hongry. Can't wait to ciao down.

10/1/2014 3:23:44 PM

Quote :

"whatever, reading about this made me think of that and it is related, so chow"

ahahaha and this motherfucking doctor lives in europe

that troglodyte he married sure fucked him up

[Edited on October 1, 2014 at 4:20 PM. Reason : -]

10/1/2014 4:18:37 PM

everybody knows that the chow joke is from hangover 3, or at least everybody should know that because it was one of the only funny lines in the movie.

[Edited on October 1, 2014 at 5:07 PM. Reason : j]

10/1/2014 5:06:23 PM

did anyone see hangover 3

10/1/2014 5:10:54 PM

no

10/1/2014 5:37:25 PM

i've seen the movie (it was terrible), i missed them misspelling ciao. i don't think this is something that everyone knows.

10/1/2014 5:45:29 PM

You expect us to get a movie reference from a common misspelling?

and yeah, the movie was complete shit, just like the one before it...lessening the chance anyone would get the reference.

10/1/2014 5:56:07 PM

how does a movie exploit a typo

10/1/2014 6:36:53 PM

Maybe he read the novelization

10/1/2014 6:41:56 PM

AHA, I love you guys.

10/1/2014 6:48:33 PM

he was cast as an extra and thegoodlife3 crafted the soundtrack

[Edited on October 1, 2014 at 6:52 PM. Reason : -]

10/1/2014 6:49:56 PM

Guys, calm down. It is the scene where there are at the gas station in the desert and Stu and Phil are trying to organize a plan to find Chow. Then Alan comes out of the store and says:

A: Hey Phil, I think that this might be from Chow

P: Let me read it, "Fatty, I am back in town and want to meet up with you. I will write you later for details. -Chow". What do you mean, it says Chow!

A: Oh, I thought that it just meant goodbye, you know like Chow! Arrivederci! Sbarro! Papa Johno!.

[Edited on October 2, 2014 at 2:09 AM. Reason : j]

10/2/2014 2:08:41 AM

*they're

10/2/2014 3:26:24 AM

dp

[Edited on October 2, 2014 at 3:26 AM. Reason : dp]

10/2/2014 3:26:24 AM

Banjoman pwnt stay home

10/2/2014 8:37:47 AM

You're gonna come back way later to explain an obscure movie reference after everyone made fun of you for it?

Don't be that guy.

10/2/2014 9:52:47 AM

HAHA

Do a Tyler Perry movie next.

10/2/2014 10:10:51 AM

Quote :

"You're gonna come back way later to explain an obscure movie reference after everyone made fun of you for it? Don't be that guy."

Normally you would have a point, but there is a 7 hour time difference between you guys and where I am posting from to consider in this case. So, I posted the comment about Hangover 3 thinking that most people would recognize it and then went to bed. When I checked the thread the next morning, I saw what had ensued and posted the follow up comment. So, it was unintentional and a coincidence.

Plus it is not a big fucking deal, so chow.

[Edited on October 2, 2014 at 10:25 AM. Reason : d]

10/2/2014 10:18:44 AM

10/2/2014 10:27:15 AM

sup Prufrock

still delivering pizzas? still have herpes?

10/2/2014 10:31:52 AM

omg

omfg

10/2/2014 10:41:41 AM

^

10/2/2014 10:47:48 AM

RachelMarie is alive and well and watched the Super Bowl with me and friends and family today.


And also she's pretty fucking cool. We're now book buddies since she borrowed my copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide compilation.

BUT she's wary of TWW due to all the shit like this thread. Who's on her team, show some love! I'll personally vouch that she's awesome and can eat the heck out of some tacos.

2/2/2015 3:28:37 AM

Why do people keep bumping this thread? I used to have her number before all the 2011 stuff but we stopped texting...oh well.

2/2/2015 3:41:59 AM

I'm on team Rachel

2/2/2015 6:08:17 AM

fregac making me cringe over here.

2/2/2015 8:02:12 AM

like it's great that she can eat tacos?

but would you loan her money, dude

would you let her borrow your car

[Edited on February 2, 2015 at 8:05 AM. Reason : ///]

2/2/2015 8:03:30 AM

Quote :

"she's wary of TWW"

Sounds pretty healthy to me.

2/2/2015 8:17:27 AM

You better go check your medicine cabinet.

2/2/2015 8:22:32 AM

fregac was recently prescribed some kind of opiate for some kind of injury

2/2/2015 8:35:23 AM

Quote :

"would you loan her money, dude would you let her borrow your car"

Are these preconditions for watching the super bowl with someone?

2/2/2015 8:47:09 AM

He said he was vouching for her. He is putting his credibility on the line to convince us she is not a fuck-up, that she is someone he can break bread with. You need to work on your fucking reading comprehension.

2/2/2015 9:01:25 AM

Also, that dude hasn't posted in about two months, yet he was up at fucking 3:30 a.m. to post about how cool beans that train wreck is? Like he's 20 years old and just got his D wet for the first time? Come on, everybody.

2/2/2015 9:04:24 AM