1/18/2011 12:34:03 PM

1/18/2011 12:36:32 PM

hay hay haaaaaaaaaay

1/18/2011 12:36:47 PM

PP = pedo

1/18/2011 12:42:00 PM

wait, someone asked you to marry him and you are posting about it on tww



interesting!

1/18/2011 12:43:21 PM

Run!

1/18/2011 12:43:49 PM

thats kinda how everyone does it

1/18/2011 12:44:07 PM

^^^ haha. The kid is probably 3

1/18/2011 12:45:01 PM

Lol. This comes hours after he shot a piece of peanut butter crunch out his nose.

I said I liked handy manny. He said I like handy manny tooo! Then climbed in my lap, hugged me, and said we should get married. Now he's asleep in my lap, drooling on my shoulder.

1/18/2011 12:45:26 PM

i miss working with kids

1/18/2011 12:48:01 PM

Quote :

"I found that the more protein and less carbs I had in breakfast, the longer I would be satisfied. Mornings where I just had a bagel, i would be hungry by 1030. But mornings where I made my typical bfast burrito (2 eggs, 3 sausage patties, veggies, cheese, in a wrap) I wouldn't even start to be hungry until 12ish"

True...but you aren't feeding life growing inside you and stealing all of your nutrients. I was hungry again by 10:30

1/18/2011 12:48:04 PM

well, that is very cute. Should someone ever want to marry me I hope thats how it happens. I would much prefer a funny/ cute/ private/ whatever moment to some well planned spectacle


plus he isn't drunk so thats also quite good.

1/18/2011 12:50:04 PM

........hahahahahaha

1/18/2011 12:50:42 PM

And yes, he just turned three this month.

1/18/2011 12:51:39 PM

Bye my sons. I'll be back later.

1/18/2011 1:02:35 PM

HONGRY and GREASY

I have to go shopping too, WHERE IS THE BF? fuccccccccck

1/18/2011 1:04:54 PM

jen pwnt


haha, ill go to time out now

1/18/2011 1:06:48 PM

hmm...wings tonight or wait until thursday. Why does my life have to be so difficult?

1/18/2011 1:07:43 PM

I love George Strait.

1/18/2011 1:52:17 PM

slow days suck. It's barely even 2
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1/18/2011 2:08:36 PM

should i charge work for having to answer questions that they dont know the answer to because they didnt schedule me today?

1/18/2011 2:13:34 PM

Car is done! I can pick it up tomorrow am


Guess that means my cruising in the rental is tonight

1/18/2011 2:16:59 PM

so fresh and so clean clean

1/18/2011 2:19:50 PM

[Edited on January 18, 2011 at 2:20 PM. Reason : is how i feel]

1/18/2011 2:19:59 PM

ugh 2:30, starting to hit wall. damn you cold, stop lingering and just go away.

yet, i may work late since tonight will be boring anyway

1/18/2011 2:30:42 PM

Somebody mail me some sam adams noble pils

1/18/2011 2:33:24 PM

This chicken kind of smells like popcorn.

1/18/2011 2:34:41 PM

1/18/2011 3:00:43 PM

can't believe I just figured out about last.fm on xbox.

no more listening to the dog crunch on his bone!

1/18/2011 3:02:00 PM

How fucking hard is it to read a piece of mail and put it in the appropriate mailbox when the house number is right next to the fucking mailbox?

1/18/2011 3:02:16 PM

Yessssssssssss

picking up a bed frame

1/18/2011 3:25:04 PM

I have been craving plain potato chips for 2 weeks now.

1/18/2011 3:38:15 PM

It would be awesome to get a reply to my email from 6am that was TIME FREAKING SENSITIVE.

1/18/2011 3:51:33 PM

OMG. SUSPEND!!!!!!!!!

1/18/2011 3:56:16 PM

so sleeeeeeeepy. want to curl in the bed.

1/18/2011 3:56:57 PM

suspend fuckwads too.

1/18/2011 3:58:04 PM

i don't think i'm going to do anything else at work today

1/18/2011 4:02:30 PM

We both had something very important to tell you.


And this is how you repay us?

1/18/2011 4:02:48 PM

The word sushi and man boobs does not an important pm make

1/18/2011 4:03:56 PM

you didn't specify what kind of boobs


thats what you get for being vague.

1/18/2011 4:05:31 PM

noted. I did ask for that one.

1/18/2011 4:06:50 PM

how did you setup tdub notifications on your phone?

1/18/2011 4:12:16 PM

it's because we're awesome (well zorthage is). Blackberry users need not apply.

1/18/2011 4:13:08 PM

oh crap. I need to get to the market before the traffic gets back to this side of the river.

1/18/2011 4:22:17 PM

almost 5pm... yes! today went by super fast... maybe that's cause i didn't get here til 11 and took an hour and a half lunch

1/18/2011 4:48:04 PM

chicken wings

1/18/2011 4:48:53 PM

two hours late in and an hour early release.

*Like

1/18/2011 4:54:48 PM

fuck this shit, i'm not working late afterall. i want to go home

1/18/2011 4:57:26 PM

Quote :

"chicken wings"

1/18/2011 4:57:58 PM

1/18/2011 5:27:37 PM