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12/26/2009 2:48:47 AM

^^they probably have a sexual relationship lol

12/26/2009 2:49:17 AM

I am going to catch diabeetus from my mom's good cooking... she puts Paula Deen to shame

12/26/2009 3:04:59 AM

Quote :

"i'm kinda ashamed i post so much on this site"

12/28/2009 4:41:26 PM

make a list for this one too

12/28/2009 4:42:20 PM

I think I miss cuddling more than I miss sex.

12/28/2009 4:43:04 PM

Z and I are watching the bears game, in the same room, using our laptops to communicate instead of actually talking to each other

12/28/2009 10:33:01 PM

haha sexpencil and I do that too

12/28/2009 10:41:14 PM

We don't usually, but right now, we're having a discussion about stuff you don't say aloud in front of a parent

I'm a big fan of taking every chance I get to talk and yell and otherwise be vocal

12/28/2009 10:46:30 PM

We're having some non-G rated conversations while my dad is in the living room too

12/28/2009 10:46:52 PM

i didn't laugh that much at The Hangover

12/28/2009 10:47:03 PM

"meow" is what i usually text to my bf when i'm horny

today i accidentally sent it to my boss

ooooopsyyyyyyyyy

12/28/2009 10:47:29 PM

^ hahahahaha i hate when that shit happens.

12/28/2009 10:48:00 PM

^^^^orly?

^^oh no!

My mother used to be next to my best friend in my cell phone. I had too many close calls on texting, so mom got entered in my phone as 'cell of mom'.

I'm very glad that all my bosses would either laugh, shrug it off as a 'wtfxtine'ism, or else know what happened, and get a laugh.

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 10:49 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/28/2009 10:48:34 PM

i knowww lol i felt like an idiot. luckily she didn't care.

she texted me back and said "are you a cat" and i was like "huh" and then i looked at my texts and realized "meow" had gone to her. and i was like "omg that was supposed to go to eric" and she texted me and said "you saucy minx!"

^ yea exactly. she laughed LUCKILY. but i still felt like an idiot haha

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 10:49 PM. Reason : .]

12/28/2009 10:49:25 PM

your boss is a punny pussy

I approve.

12/28/2009 10:50:08 PM

Quote :

""meow" is what i usually text to my bf when i'm horny"

That's fucking hot.

12/28/2009 10:50:37 PM

Also

I would bang my new boss. I think it'd be pretty epic.

12/28/2009 10:51:20 PM

i'm exhuasted and i have been for the past two hours.

yet i'm still on my fucking computer

12/28/2009 11:09:50 PM

my mom gave me an electric toothbrush for xmas. i did not ask for one and i have never suggested that i would like one. i think it was a waste of money when my aunt who cleans my teeth gives me 6 mos. worth of regular toothbrushes every time i get my teeth cleaned. i've been using them all my life and i've never had a cavity. i wanna just tell my mom to take it back and give me the money or keep the money for herself, but for some reason i think it'd really hurt her feelings. today she asked me if i had used it yet and i told her i hadn't and that i was pretty happy with my regular toothbrushes and she got this sad look on her face.

not sure why i care so much about a fucking toothbrush, but $120 is significant to me.

12/28/2009 11:11:54 PM

$120 for a toothbrush?!?


damn thats a lot to put into a gift you didn't know the other party even wanted

12/28/2009 11:13:35 PM

well, to be fair there are 2 toothbrushes in there and apparently it was a really good price for these. she loves hers and swears it makes her mouth feel so much cleaner

deemarie uses one like it and likes it. i just don't wanna have to buy replacement heads for the thing or have to fuck with charging my fucking toothbrush. i don't wanna just give it away or let it sit in a closet b/c it's $120. i also don't wanna have to ask for the receipt from her.

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 11:18 PM. Reason : my sister got a set as did my aunt and uncle]

12/28/2009 11:18:09 PM

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"haha sexpencil and I do that too"

hahaha golovko and i do that too sometimes.

12/28/2009 11:21:30 PM

I envy the middle class members of Generation Y. They are supposed to be my contemporaries, my associates, my friends. For circumstantial reasons beyond my control, I have little in common with them and I wrongfully resent them for it.

12/28/2009 11:53:35 PM

my hand smells like sex

12/28/2009 11:55:15 PM

Nice.

12/28/2009 11:57:37 PM

I'm really diggin' Motley Crue tonight.

WIth only 4.5 hours left of work, and a few reports to keep me busy, I'm having yet another awesome day.

I'm the new Dr. Feelgood

[Edited on December 29, 2009 at 12:34 AM. Reason : .]

12/29/2009 12:26:20 AM

I have a feather in my hair

12/31/2009 7:55:25 PM

white underwear glows in black light

12/31/2009 7:57:09 PM

In 2005, I hooked up with 2 different tdubbers on consecutive nights. The next day after the second one went home, I got an inquisitive IM about the owner of the earrings left on my window sill that she spotted earlier that morning when she woke up.

I lied about their owner.

12/31/2009 7:59:27 PM

i'm thinking about heading on to bed because I'm so bored. besides, i need to get up and be productive tomorrow.

12/31/2009 9:47:53 PM

Hanging out with my friend and her husband makes me so jealous of what they have.

They're certainly not perfect, but they really do love each other.

1/3/2010 12:31:19 AM

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"Over the last six months I've been on (place major advertised dating website name dotcom here). For the last three I've bought into this so-called matchmaking service, which has cost me many a high hope but thankfully no dignity, whatever shred of it I may have. Given that I have less than forty-eight hours remaining on my subscription, I have no faith in it remaining, nor any intent on renewal of my subscription, and have really been left with the feeling that I would have been better off having simply set fire to three Jacksons, twelve Lincolns, sixty Washingtons, or any more elaborate combination thereof, so as to at least have some warmth provided versus the very cold, calculated runaround which I've been dealt. Signed, not bitter, really! in NC "

1/3/2010 12:35:36 AM

^ wrong thread

1/3/2010 12:36:52 AM

I started a new job just before christmas where my only reliable means of communication iwth my boss 90% of the time is by cell.

...I accidentally left my phone in chicago yesterday

1/3/2010 4:17:02 PM

i desperately could use some throw me around pull my hair rough as hell kind of sex

1/3/2010 4:20:32 PM

^ Hey, have we met? I'm EMCE.

1/3/2010 4:20:55 PM

haha hello

1/3/2010 4:21:47 PM

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1/3/2010 4:23:22 PM

I am jealous of EMCE's e-game

1/3/2010 7:06:11 PM

I am jealous of EMCE's e-game

1/3/2010 7:09:15 PM

I am jealous of both zorthage's and shmorri2's legendary genitalia.

1/3/2010 7:16:22 PM

I want some

1/3/2010 7:22:18 PM

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1/3/2010 7:36:14 PM

I'm always tempted to reply to engagement threads with a warning to the male that they're entering a dying institution which heavily favors females and is likely to end in divorce (usually initiated by the female) that due to current judicial practice is likely to deprive him of his children and ~ 50 - 70% of his income.

Good luck amigo.

1/3/2010 9:50:42 PM