10,000th reply

7/1/2011 4:28:56 PM

awwwww yeah bring on the friday night confessions

evil ones are the best

tell me your dirtiest, nastiest deeds and i will wash you of your sins child

7/1/2011 9:10:45 PM

lolwut

7/1/2011 9:19:19 PM

its so sad, no one ever confesses to me

7/1/2011 9:29:35 PM

they do not confess to me either dear.

we should confess to each other.

7/1/2011 9:57:36 PM

oh HELL yes

Quote :

"I'm a voyeur. It started in high school. A friend of mine was intoxicated at a party and went off to have sex with her guy of the moment. Tipsy, the guy's friend and I decided to make sure that our friends had condoms. We ended up standing in the door way watching our friends fuck one another. The way that I felt standing in that doorway watching them without their knowledge. Unable to touch them or say a word. More than ten years later, I feel hot all over just thinking about that first time. Since then, I've watched many couples have sex...down hallways, around corners, through cracked doorways. As I've gotten older, I haven't always had to do it secretively. There are plenty of people out there who are just as turned on by being watched as I am by watching. I've even joined in a number of times, but I think I'm happier just watching. "

sooo good

so baaaad

loves it, need MOAR

7/1/2011 9:59:55 PM

ok yeah that one wasn't me though


i mean i am... but i didn't say it.

7/1/2011 10:01:34 PM

lol I just thought about how we both might get confessions and then it will look like we sent them to eachother and posted them, damnit

hahaha

I actually got a few separate confessions!! so the mystery is STILL ALIVE

7/1/2011 10:04:23 PM

A photographer is a voyeur?! Say it isn't so, Randy, say it ain't so!



[Edited on July 1, 2011 at 10:05 PM. Reason : I'm always open for confessions, btw.]

7/1/2011 10:05:25 PM

oh snap! you're good luck! i got one too!

Quote :

"i asked my dad if he wanted to smoke some ganja with me sometime this weekend he said "yes, but we're NOT going to tell mom" i can't wait "

and that is awesome.

[Edited on July 1, 2011 at 10:08 PM. Reason : ^um, yes. all photographers like to watch. its visual. artistically speaking... ]

7/1/2011 10:06:42 PM

0EPII1 is hands down the shittiest user on this site. No one gives a flying squirrel ass-fuck about anything he has to say. Every thread he makes is a boring piece of shit, and every reply is basically a useless dog turd of words, often copied from some other shit.

Quote :

""Oep is the least creative person I've ever fucking seen post. You're the guy that hears an idea that someone else said and you liked so you said it and the group heard you say it.""

Ragged is 10/10 on point.

I will throw a party if he ever gets suspended. Every reply he ever makes in a post is one of the following:

a) "correcting" a previous poster, because OPPIE FAG KNOWS ALL.
b) get all defensive and butt-hurt over stupid shit that people say, or when he gets called out
c) posting really, REALLY lame insults, like calling Divababy19 fat, or Samwise16 stupid.

He sniffs dudes boxers. Come on. Get that shit out of here. lol and he teaches pre-calculus.

7/1/2011 11:08:00 PM

^that was someone's confession, but I didn't put it all in quotes because I didn't feel like having a nested quote


oh and

officially called out

7/1/2011 11:08:29 PM

Holy tittyballs.

7/1/2011 11:09:22 PM

I personally disagree with that

merbig is clearly the worst user

7/1/2011 11:16:29 PM

Goddamn.

7/1/2011 11:19:08 PM

Quote :

""Whenever I see a picture of Samwise16 in my feed, remember how beautiful she is." Agreed. She's a pretty girl! "

I wish there was a blushing icon

And the 0EP confession is amazing... awesome would be an understatement.

[Edited on July 2, 2011 at 2:25 AM. Reason : .]

7/2/2011 2:24:29 AM

Quote :

"I have recently started watching a lot of Nazi porn. There is something about it that really gets me off. I don't know if its the degrading comments they make towards the women, usually foreign, that makes it exciting or the sheer wrongness of it, but its definitely my new thing. "

i love my confessions, keep em coming tdub!

7/2/2011 2:43:03 AM

ahh, i woke up to this gem:

Quote :

"I think I'd pay good money to lick begonias asshole"

7/2/2011 11:22:47 AM

My morning confession inbox...

Quote :

"I broke up with my girlfriend Monday after visiting a friend in another city all weekend and meeting an amazing girl (no, I didn't do anything with her other than dance and lay on the couch with her). She kissed my cheek and told me to come back to visit more often. I am hoping she didn't find out I was in a relationship that weekend. She was essentially the catalyst that pushed me into thinking... maybe I want something more in a girlfriend/future wife. I am not sure if I should pursue this new girl (2-4 hrs away, depending on traffic) or just let her it go. "

Ewww. Long distance.

Quote :

"I date a woman who is what people would widely consider attractive. Blonde, <115lbs, 5'6, dresses nice, etc... But recently I have found myself fantasizing about girls a lot of men my age (mid 20s) would consider average or to have some deterring feature like being heavy set, having a really plump butt and nothing else, butterfaces, freckled girls with glasses and stringy hair and black chicks with dsls. I realize that even though I would not date them most because I realize they aren't considered what is typically attractive, I would absolutely wreck shop on those girls given the chance. I find myself drifting off thinking about what their mouth would look like on my dick or how I would love to take either hole from behind. I don't know what it is that spawned this or what my deal is but it has me all all the time. "

Someone wants to take a ride on the ugly train. Hop on aboard!

7/2/2011 11:25:42 AM

Bored in Jersey, I'll take a confession

7/2/2011 12:28:29 PM

Quote :

"Went with my friend to one of her friends house to help them bake. First time I'd ever met the girl, we'll call her Tina, later we all went to a party and after everyone else had crashed for the night I fingered Tina for a good 20 minutes under a blanket on the floor while people were sleeping not 5 feet from us, it was the first time I'd felt the rush of having to be discrete with a girl for fear of being caught. It was pretty great I must say. "

We're getting some naughty confessions over the weekend.

7/2/2011 2:45:09 PM

Reminds me of high school

7/2/2011 2:54:16 PM

hmmm 20 mins of fingering and no forking

BLUE BALLS!!!

7/2/2011 2:56:27 PM

Quote :

"last night i went out in my hometown with some friends, met a friend-of-a-friend, attractive and similar interests. ended up flirting/drinking/dancing with him for the better part of three hours. our group moved to another bar where a i ran into a guy from middle school-high school (who i had a teeeny tiny crush on and have been chatting back and forth with him for a while but we've never met up). immediately ditched the guy i'd been hanging out with all night and made out with my old friend. baahahahaha, now i feel like a jerk but whaaaatever "

squeee!!!

7/2/2011 7:36:10 PM

Quote :

"I once had sex in the stands of Riddick Stadium. I kept fearing that one of the NCSU cops would see us up there doing the deed "

Naughty naughty TWWers.

7/2/2011 8:50:32 PM

confess to me!

7/3/2011 12:45:24 AM

I might actually offer advice to confessions

7/3/2011 12:46:05 AM

ahahahhaha

7/3/2011 8:14:51 PM

Quote :

"First time I'd ever met the girl, we'll call her Tina, later we all went to a party and after everyone else had crashed for the night I fingered Tina for a good 20 minutes under a blanket on the floor while people were sleeping not 5 feet from us, it was the first time I'd felt the rush of having to be discrete with a girl for fear of being caught."

I read this in my middle school's confession thread, I think. Finger banging? Really?

[Edited on July 3, 2011 at 8:18 PM. Reason : and who goes to parties and crashes on the floor? I'm a crotchety old man I guess.]

7/3/2011 8:18:08 PM

^this was almost my last weekend... damn concious

7/4/2011 12:00:17 AM

Quote :

"i looked through all four of my yearbooks from high school. a friend of mine that i never considered that i was very close with and yet i went to elementary/hs with wrote in my yearbook every year (my three best friends didn't do that!). he died of leukemia a couple years ago. it made me extremely sad."

sad times

7/4/2011 9:04:51 AM

Haha. . .I received an addition to the fingering confession.

Quote :

"forking could have happened but i didn't know her and I didn't have something to wrap it up "

7/4/2011 10:12:06 AM

*opens confessional*

7/4/2011 1:48:29 PM

confess to meeee

7/4/2011 1:51:44 PM

Quote :

"I think I'd pay good money to lick begonias asshole"

haha

but fo real, how much?

7/4/2011 2:48:21 PM

not my confession

but i'll bid $15 and a Groupon for 12 bucks at Char-Grill

7/4/2011 2:58:10 PM

I will partner with settledown and add $12 to his bid

7/4/2011 3:00:12 PM

so that's 27 dollar bucks and a Char-Grill coup

if we get to 100 dollars in the next 5 minutes i'll add a second Char-Grill coup

7/4/2011 3:01:42 PM

according to the Slave Famous sex schedule, my booty doesn't open for business to my boyfriend for another several years, so I doubt he'd be cool with it

7/4/2011 3:12:09 PM

Quote :

"I appreciate all kinds of female beauty but I am definitely very attracted to chubby girls. I love chubby girl tits, asses, legs, and hips. I love to lay my head on a soft belly. I love spreading those fat pussy lips. Writing this PM has given me a ferocious boner. "

chubby chaser ITT

7/4/2011 3:14:18 PM

^not me, but gg, that's a smart man.

Quote :

"I'm sick and tired of working with people who still play beer pong into their late 20s/early 30s. "

Amen, brother.

7/4/2011 3:51:35 PM

I'm game. will be sending confession soon.

7/4/2011 3:53:37 PM

Sweet. I do like reading these.

7/4/2011 4:06:06 PM

Quote :

"I'm really starting to get cold feet. I thought this kind of thing didnt happen until the day of the wedding. I'm too far in to the whole thing to back out now, but how would I go about doing it? He's really good to me, but I have this feeling that if I settle down with him that I'll find Mr. Right shortly after the wedding."

7/4/2011 4:15:50 PM

^ oh that's never good

7/4/2011 4:17:06 PM

bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks.

7/4/2011 4:19:34 PM

taking confessions.

7/4/2011 4:43:51 PM

bbehehehehehehehe

7/4/2011 6:02:09 PM

might as well wait until after the wedding and get a divorce. help yourself out to half of his assets, then bail.

7/4/2011 6:09:24 PM

haha wow... why did you get engaged if you're doubting it so soon?

7/4/2011 7:09:55 PM