When I talk to a group of people, I try to hide my sensitiveness. When I'm talking one-on-one though, I don't usually hide that and it comes out fairly clearly. Its not that I am embarrassed by this, but I feel its a weakness in front of a group.

/girl

1/3/2010 10:27:21 PM

i bought a $140 pair of boots and put them on my mom's credit card without asking

or telling her for that matter

1/3/2010 10:30:36 PM

^ sounds kinda illegal... GL

The last time I played Uno with my parents, I was 8 years old. I got pissed at my mom so ro revenge later in the game, I made her draw 4. As I laid the card down with a grin from ear to ear, I told her to "suck dick." I was 8 and heard other 3rd graders sling the statement around like a crocodile does it's prey when killing it. I didn't know what the word "dick" reffered to, but I knew that if I tickled my pickle I would enjoy the sensations that followed

[Edited on January 3, 2010 at 10:42 PM. Reason : .]

1/3/2010 10:42:01 PM

as much as i am not looking forward to going back to work on tuesday i am really looking forward to getting back on a sleep schedule and a workout and eating schedule

old ladiness kicking in ftw

1/4/2010 12:14:45 AM

I don't know if Star Trek: The Next Generation is available as a boxed set


...but I want it.

1/4/2010 7:49:33 PM

pretty sure it is

1/4/2010 8:41:16 PM

I kissed my friends husband on new years.......


But it's okay cause I kissed her too

1/5/2010 12:05:03 AM

scandalous!

1/5/2010 12:54:38 AM

Haven't been attacked by a psycho ex-girlfriend before, it's kind of fun. Especially a post-menopausal psychoanalyst.

1/6/2010 8:06:11 AM

i'm screaming incessantly at the TV

1/7/2010 9:56:09 PM

I'm drunk. And I plan to keep this up until tomorrow morning when I go to work and tell them to suck my dick, I'm quitting.

1/7/2010 11:47:49 PM

^sounds like a great plan

1/7/2010 11:50:13 PM

yea - i'm listening to miley cyrus right now

1/8/2010 9:22:32 AM

sigh

Quote :

"i desperately could use some throw me around pull my hair rough as hell kind of sex"

1/8/2010 6:10:53 PM

oh, hi

I think we met before

1/8/2010 6:12:41 PM

1/8/2010 6:15:55 PM

I'm willing to cater to your requests. Is there anything else you would like to order?



also, are you hot? I'll give it to you either way... but if you're an uggo, I would like to prepare myself. Thx.

<3 always,
your friend EMCE

1/8/2010 6:21:19 PM

oy

i drank a bottle of wine in about an hour tonight, by myself

1/10/2010 10:32:10 PM

i could go for wine... i can't have any though because of my new years diet

1/10/2010 10:32:57 PM

i could go for wine... i can't because i have work at 8am and drinking alone is ftl.

1/10/2010 10:35:22 PM

^ then certify me as FTL

1/10/2010 10:37:50 PM

i drank a bottle and a half on Wednesday

1/10/2010 10:38:03 PM

i like being by myself

i also like drinking

ive never seen whats wrong with combining the two

1/10/2010 10:40:23 PM

^ agreed


Getting thrashed by yourself on a regular basis is different though

1/10/2010 10:43:15 PM

ya, im not talking about getting blitzed and listening to ryan adams and crying youself into oblivion or trashing your room or something

but i enjoy having some beers and playing on the internet or watching tv or just not being social and ammusing myself

[Edited on January 10, 2010 at 10:45 PM. Reason : .]

1/10/2010 10:44:51 PM

I love causing trouble

1/11/2010 12:13:32 AM

I'm playing around on nymbler.com

1/11/2010 6:23:49 PM

I am a serial facebook poker

1/11/2010 9:40:58 PM

Since starting this job, I am super duper afraid of doing anything illegal

1/11/2010 9:41:39 PM

i am struggling to do 100 pushups straight. i think i bit off more than i can chew.

1/11/2010 9:56:56 PM

I just had a life-changing conversation via PM

1/11/2010 11:20:50 PM

i fucking love boobs

1/12/2010 12:48:50 AM

i am terrified of flying over the ocean

1/12/2010 12:56:00 AM

^ omg me too!!!

1/12/2010 12:56:19 AM

which ocean?

1/12/2010 12:56:24 AM

ANY OCEAN!!!

its scaryyy

1/12/2010 12:57:02 AM

but they build the floatation devices right into the seats!!!

1/12/2010 12:58:07 AM

I fucked the fat chick at a party the other night and feel gross now

1/12/2010 12:59:09 AM

whoa whoa wait... A fat chick or THE fat chick. the implications of one could be disastrous

1/12/2010 1:00:05 AM

THE fat chick. You know, the one that everyone says "TAKE COVER" when she walks in.

1/12/2010 1:02:01 AM

i bet she had big boobs

1/12/2010 1:06:11 AM

1/12/2010 1:09:25 AM

Quote :

"I fucked the fat chick at a party the other night and feel gross now"

Was it good? I hear fat chicks can fuck pretty awesomely.

Did you get off? If so, mission accomplished. Quite bitchin.

1/12/2010 1:14:19 AM

I didn't get off either. I quit once she came four times and started mumbling crazy shit that made me

1/12/2010 1:17:47 AM

fat chicks are scary because when they're drunk and giving you head, you never know if they'll think they're eating a corndog or something and bite down HARD

1/12/2010 1:20:04 AM

yes just because they're fat they are going to think it's a corndog

1/12/2010 1:21:26 AM

or an eggroll or something

1/12/2010 1:23:28 AM

I like Yoho's eggrolls. Springrolls are the shit, but no one seems to make them like mom.

FTR, I've never done a fat chick. Kinda wonder what I'm missing out on sometimes. Like could it be teh b3st s3x evar? I dunno... Never had s3x with a "large" girl b34.

[Edited on January 12, 2010 at 1:27 AM. Reason : .]

1/12/2010 1:27:04 AM

i really dont like my coworker most days

1/12/2010 9:02:58 AM

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1/12/2010 9:06:49 AM