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1/12/2010 9:10:32 AM

Yea I set my alarm for two hours ago. Just now am getting out of bed

1/13/2010 8:20:05 AM

I watched American Idol last night

[Edited on January 13, 2010 at 8:31 AM. Reason : ]

1/13/2010 8:24:50 AM

I hate that most of the funny things on TWW are stolen from Reddit, where it was posted 2 days ago.

1/13/2010 8:28:37 AM

Quote :

"FTR, I've never done a fat chick. Kinda wonder what I'm missing out on sometimes. Like could it be teh b3st s3x evar? I dunno... Never had s3x with a "large" girl b34."

Having had sex with a "large" girl (think shelley biggs as a size 16 or 18)

I'd have much rather she been fatter and/or busted than have the hangups she did

By god, woman, don't tell me fisting isn't your cup of tea when I had my hand 90% of the way into your vagina and you couldn't stop getting off.

1/13/2010 10:53:43 AM

^

1/13/2010 8:22:52 PM

the truth must be used with great economy in life.

1/13/2010 9:06:53 PM

i'm listening to some of the Dawson's Creek soundtrack on my ipod right now, and it's really making me want to go home and start watching the DVDs again start to finish (like i've done no less than 3 times in the last year)

1/15/2010 1:26:45 PM

Quote :

"By god, woman, don't tell me fisting isn't your cup of tea when I had my hand 90% of the way into your vagina and you couldn't stop getting off."

1/15/2010 1:33:02 PM

My alarm is set for 7:00, but most days I don't get up until 7:45. It might as well not be there.

1/15/2010 2:23:35 PM

I'm making myself dizzy jamming out

1/16/2010 10:13:46 AM

i slept from 6:30pm last night until 9:00 am this morning. and still didn't get out of bed until 10:30.

and

i can't remember the last time i went out on the town during the weekend (or during the week for that matter).

1/16/2010 1:55:38 PM

Stripes just isn't that funny to me.

1/16/2010 6:40:58 PM

I'm so tired of my job. But I can't find another one, and I'm sort of scared to leave.

1/16/2010 8:26:29 PM

I've got a job for you in my pants
it pays pretty well too

1/16/2010 8:27:11 PM

1/16/2010 8:37:33 PM

watching extreme makeover: home edition always gets me teary eyed

1/17/2010 10:52:50 AM

I'm not really a vegetarian. I only said that so I could make the "beef" comment towards BigEgo.

[Edited on January 19, 2010 at 2:25 AM. Reason : wrong dude.]

1/19/2010 2:24:31 AM

i lold but i can't admit it in that thread where i'm pretending to be mad at you

1/19/2010 2:26:39 AM

was head over heels
i then took her for granted
heartache has ensued

1/19/2010 7:07:44 AM

i am totally eating half a slice of cheesecake right now
and i'm about to crack open a can of regular coke

1/19/2010 4:26:39 PM

Scandalous!

1/19/2010 5:32:38 PM

i just now realized that i'm not wearing a shirt

1/19/2010 6:58:12 PM

I'm going into debt, and I'm so ashamed





















































But at the same time, I'm as happy as monkey peeling a banana.

1/19/2010 7:42:44 PM

Apparently, I need to sound less like Ron Burgundy on the radio.

1/20/2010 3:58:44 AM

I poured out Samwise16's milk because I thought it was my old milk. Now I must go buy her some more milk.

1/20/2010 11:57:52 AM

^Obviously should've put your old milk in her container, then she'd find that her milk was old and thrown it out herself.

1/20/2010 12:03:08 PM

^ obviously you're evil

1/20/2010 12:04:28 PM

I love driving through puddles - so much so that on some streets, I'll drive on the wrong side of the road to get a good one.
And I love that going to Cameron Village from Western Blvd involves three roundabouts.

1/21/2010 6:58:13 PM

do you love splashing people as you drive through them

1/21/2010 7:00:57 PM

my hair straightener did not do well with conversion in vietnam and totally fried itself

so yesterday i bought a new one

instead of buying the usual $30 model

i bought a chi. OOOPSY

1/26/2010 9:22:30 AM

my feet stink

1/27/2010 6:31:30 PM

today was the first day I have ever checked out a book from the library

1/27/2010 6:34:53 PM

I confess

I love you SFE!

1/28/2010 1:39:34 AM

from beyond the grave, drunknloaded would like to announce that since jan. 6th, he has not had a single cigarette!

BubbleBobble would like to announce that he has not smoked certain other substances since Jan. 5th, and might quit for good

only time will tell

I don't know if I can do it

1/28/2010 2:33:44 AM

I call my current dog by my old, dead dog's name sometimes.

And I dreamt of Bubba and Glacier both last night

1/28/2010 12:12:38 PM

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll

1/28/2010 12:13:12 PM

^i knew it, you sneaky bastard!

1/28/2010 12:14:37 PM

i found old film negatives of my wife and i having sex from before we were married. she had years ago thrown the prints out when she was mad at me. i didn't know i still had the negatives.

i bought a film/photo scanner the other day just to recover them.

i've jerked off to it a number of times. i can't wait to get home so i can jerk again.




[Edited on January 28, 2010 at 12:18 PM. Reason : ]

1/28/2010 12:17:26 PM

^ that's kind of cute in a weird kind of way

1/28/2010 12:18:38 PM

^^ still married?

1/28/2010 12:23:22 PM

oh, yeah.

1/28/2010 12:27:31 PM

a friend of mine is tryna fuck a married teammate of mine, and he seems to like her back...


i dont know what to do about this but I dont like where its going....normally its not my business but there is a team chemistry dynamic, and hes got a little daughter


im kinda being a coward about it

[Edited on January 28, 2010 at 12:27 PM. Reason : f]

1/28/2010 12:27:32 PM

tell him he's bout to fuck up. do it.



[Edited on January 28, 2010 at 12:32 PM. Reason : ]

1/28/2010 12:31:39 PM

I say you fuck her first. That'll learn him.

1/28/2010 12:32:23 PM

Quote :

"still married?"

yeah, and my wife was smokin hot when i first met her. i mean, i still think she's hot now, but the reality of 9 years of marriage and a child made the both of us older and fatter.

the end result is that she wont let me take any new photos/videos at this time. so i was pretty thrilled to find that old stuff i thought was lost.

the moral of this story is: Dudes, get pics of you and your gal now. do whatever it takes to convince her, and get as many as you can. then back up copies. they will be gold for you later in life.



[Edited on January 28, 2010 at 12:45 PM. Reason : ]

1/28/2010 12:44:18 PM

^ mk. thanks

1/28/2010 5:56:11 PM

fu, shmo.

1/28/2010 6:14:00 PM

ok, schmo

My confession: My wife and I adopted a cat about 3 weeks ago. She's so awesome. I haven't told a soul, except one co-worker. He has a soul and he'll go to Heaven no doubt, but I wonder if I'll go to Heaven, and so because I don't know if I'm going to see him up there, I can't verify that he'll be there. This doesn't mean he doesn't have a soul, he's just an exception. A++++ guy, would work with again.

[Edited on January 28, 2010 at 10:36 PM. Reason : .]

1/28/2010 10:31:14 PM

iPad a post here

1/29/2010 4:48:51 AM