confessions time. the more boobs mentioned in the confession, the better

[Edited on July 19, 2011 at 1:17 AM. Reason : 206!]

7/19/2011 1:16:53 AM

Taking confessions to post at lunch time.

7/19/2011 7:06:01 AM

in regards to this confession:

Quote :

"My wife's complaining is really starting to distance me from her. For the past three years of our relationship I have done all the cooking and most of the dishes (by hand) and general house cleaning. Recently, I got a promotion that is a really good step for us and requires me to work 70 hours a week and some saturdays for about 18 months, which has resulted in my wife now doing the cooking, cleaning and dishes (by dishwasher). She only cooks 3 nights a week and rarely makes it to doing laundry but complains endlessly about how busy she is and how hard all this responsibility is for her. She only works 3 miles from home and for only 35 hours a week (half days on Fridays). It is so frustrating that she feels overwhelmed by managing what I did over the past three years, even though she works less and gets more sleep. This weekend we dog sat and that added responsibility pushed her emotionally over the top, even though we equally bared the walking and feeding. Given the disparity in our situations its difficult for me to have any empathy for her and I want to tell her to just suck it up. If she can't handle this I don't think she can handle kids, and I really want kids. "

Don't let yourself get distanced, definitely talk it out (not when she's complaining and emotions are running high). I know to you it seems like she just needs to find that backbone, dig in, and do the work that you put up with so long, but not everyone can handle it. Cut her some slack I know I absolutely abhor anything to do with cleaning/laundry/etc (sans cooking/manly home improvements). I could consistently work 80 hours a week and feel less exhausted than having a 40-50 hour work week and adding in a few hours of domestic tasks. My SO, on the other hand, could work all day, chore all night, twice on Sunday, and not miss a beat. I don't know your exact situation so it could just be that she's lazy and whiny. Regardless, you better talk it out if you want kids. I'm pretty sure she has to go halfsies in baby making so she best be on board

7/19/2011 8:29:03 AM

I think i just peed my pants a little:

Quote :

"My girlfriend and I decided to have sex in the hot tub. Coitus was going great until I came. Now, when you have sex in a hot tub, the discharge rises to the top post climax. So, after ejaculating, I spent the next couple of minutes trying to dodge my own cum, because I was afraid that if it hit me, it would turn me gay again."

7/19/2011 8:56:05 PM

^^ also she could have some underlying issue (depression or whatever) that makes these seemingly small tasks seem like a big deal

or maybe there is something else bothering her so that the small tasks are building up and pushing her over the top

i agree that a talk is definitely in order!

and of course she could just be whiny and lazy but best to rule out other possibilities so you BOTH don't go over the edge

7/19/2011 8:59:29 PM

Quote :

" turn me gay again"

7/19/2011 8:59:34 PM

aaaaahahaha long live this thread

7/19/2011 11:14:27 PM

I'll take a confession

7/19/2011 11:19:57 PM

me tew

someone give me a bedtime confession

7/19/2011 11:21:02 PM

Quote :

" If I have to deal with one more incompetent fat fuck at my work I may snap and go psycho on their ass. How is it possible to have a college degree and not know basic tasks like using google or paying a bill on time?"

7/19/2011 11:22:32 PM

i just got back from work and found this gem in my inbox

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"I'm not really ashamed of this, I thought it was hysterical. Here goes. After a late night of partying my freshman or sophomore year, some friends and I were waiting outside Gorman Street Village Apartments waiting for the late night Wolfline. One drove by at like 2:30 or so, but didn't stop, just kept going. We just stood there, not knowing exactly what to do as no one felt like walking back to campus. Here we were, a group of 5 guys, and this car stops. It was a girl, all by herself, and she offered us a ride to campus. She was going to ValPark, so that was good enough for us. We hopped in, four in the back, one in the front. I noticed she had these ridiculous angel wings on, and I had to say something. I asked why she was wearing them. She told me she worked at The Dollhouse. This was back when there was a Dollhouse on 85 around Burlington. Being drunk, I couldn't bite my tongue and just said, "That's the sleaziest looking strip club I have ever seen". She goes, "I hope you're talking about the one in Garner, because I work in Burlington." I misheard her as saying the opposite, so I just kept going on about how awful it looked. She was going to kick us out of the car, but my friends convinced her otherwise. She lit into me for about 10 minutes...I have never been called so many horrible things. Who was this mystery woman? Sarose."

7/20/2011 1:29:46 AM

Why the fuck would you post that anonymously. Out yourself, that's an awesome story

7/20/2011 1:35:45 AM

haha

i of course wont tell, as its not the spirit of the thread, but i agree with puck_it

come forward confessor!

[Edited on July 20, 2011 at 1:38 AM. Reason : and i will confirm its actually them der]

7/20/2011 1:37:28 AM

My boobs are large and tender tody

TENDER BRESS ITT

also LOL @ Sarose

[Edited on July 20, 2011 at 2:23 AM. Reason : this is the wrong confessions thread ]

7/20/2011 2:06:07 AM

Sarose worked the front desk area of my gym for a while and whenever i would come in, she would give me the stink eye.

7/20/2011 8:01:56 AM

i don't know why i did it anonymously, so i'll confess

the Sarose confession is mine!

also, i should correct the name of the strip club...it was Dockside Dolls, not The Dollhouse

i'll never forget that ridiculous billboard off 85

7/20/2011 9:07:16 AM

i will take more confessions.

7/20/2011 9:12:16 AM

Quote :

"I took a pregnancy test this morning and the damn thing didn't seem to work right. Only half of the control line showed up and the vertical line of the plus was very faint but visible. Either that or my mind knew where that line should show up and thought it saw one there. I would be happy if I was pregnant but now I'm just like WTF I guess if my period doesn't start by next week at least that's when my obgyn checkup is!"

7/20/2011 10:12:38 AM

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"This was back when there was a Dollhouse on 85 around Burlington. Being drunk, I couldn't bite my tongue and just said, "That's the sleaziest looking strip club I have ever seen". She goes, "I hope you're talking about the one in Garner, because I work in Burlington."

Yet neither of you meant the one on Yonkers Road lol. Burlington to Raleigh is a hell of a commute.

7/20/2011 12:38:51 PM

not when you're a stripper and make poor life choices.

7/20/2011 1:26:55 PM

This is very true.

7/20/2011 1:44:14 PM

i said the same thing, it didn't seem to bother her

what still makes me laugh is that she was cruising along 85 from burlington to raleigh dressed like a stripper, wearing those angel wings

7/20/2011 3:10:16 PM

EXPOSED

7/20/2011 3:13:08 PM

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"So, after ejaculating, I spent the next couple of minutes trying to dodge my own cum, because I was afraid that if it hit me, it would turn me gay again."

you are already a faggot for pulling out

7/20/2011 3:53:43 PM

Quote :

"Lately I've been wanting to shed everything that keeps me here, get rid of all non sentimental possessions, and start my life over somewhere far away. Knowing what I'd have to do to accomplish that breaks my heart, so I keep convincing myself to not do it. But not doing so drives me crazy and is sending me into a depression."

7/23/2011 4:31:30 PM

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"I was like your previous confessor ready to move to some where far away after I get everything straight with family, job, and possessions. But recently lots of things have changed and I am worried that if I keep moving every 2 years or so I won't be able to find someone to keep moving with me and find an interesting job that makes good money with promise of better money and is in a good place."

7/23/2011 4:46:04 PM

bttt for weekend confessions.

7/24/2011 6:37:45 PM

I don't get confessions anymore.

7/24/2011 9:43:51 PM

Quote :

"So my girlfriend and I were doing the nasty. Anyway, she's sucking me off, and I decided to thrust in and out of her. Through her muffled voice, I thought I heard her say "slap it!" So I pulled out my tally-wacker and smacked her across the face with my knob a few times. I put my sperm-pipe back down her throat, and she pulled it back out, and was fuming mad at me. Turns out she didn't say "Slap it." She was saying, "Stop it!" Oops."

7/25/2011 10:46:14 PM

That seems like a good time for the teeth to make an appearance

7/25/2011 10:48:14 PM

^evil

7/25/2011 10:55:42 PM

Quote :

"I don't consider a blow job cheating because my penis doesn't have any emotions and stomach acid kills sperm."

lolololololololol

7/25/2011 10:57:09 PM

if anybody is up and has boob related confessions, send em my way!

7/26/2011 1:36:41 AM

^x5 lulz

Confess to me TWW

7/26/2011 7:48:01 AM

Quote :

" So I have a huge problem. I don't know much about this forum, but a lot of people tend to reply with smart-ass comments because they have far too much time on their hands, so if you're here to do that, please refrain. With that out of the way... I am a student at a private university in Chicago, IL and am one credit short of completing all of my undergraduate requirements. Being a North Carolina resident, I decided to take this one credit during the summer here at NCSU, transfer it back to my home institution as an elective credit, and graduate in late-August. My university requires a C or better for the final grade in order for a course to be transfer-eligible. I majored in Political Theory and spent an overwhelming majority of my undergraduate career reading, not exactly computing anything. For whatever reason, I was possessed when I signed up for the NCSU Summer II course and am enrolled in MA 405 (there is a thread about study groups on this same forum that I started earlier today) having not done math since I took Calculus my first year in college. I heard from a friend of mine that it's pretty manageable and I figured it's a summer class, it will be a light load and I won't have a problem. Unfortunately, I am in jeopardy of not passing the class. I did well on the first test (A-) but the material was stuff I had seen before -- since the first test, I've understood basically 0% of what has gone on during lectures. I have the second test tomorrow and I'm hardly able to complete even the most basic problems in the book for the relevant sections. When I consider the fact that this is my last course of my undergraduate career, I could have taken something within my discipline and succeeded no problem...I don't know what I'm doing in this course. I don't know if anyone has any advice on this matter. If I drop the course now that it's past the deadline, I assume I'd get a W (at least that's what happened at my school...) which isn't a big deal because this course isn't part of a degree program and doesn't have to count for my undergrad career...but this holds up my graduation and I'd then have to go back to my home school and pay a TON of money and it would just be terrible. That's not really an option. I'm going to try and stick it out (for better or worse), but does anyone know if I could somehow switch into MA 305, the easier version of the class at this point? It's a long-shot (probably an impossibility), but I figured I would ask -- maybe if I explain my case to the directory of the mathematics program, he/she could arrange something? This is probably an extremely odd case, but any help would be appreciated. Thanks guys."

7/26/2011 4:36:53 PM

Vontropnats exposed ??????

7/26/2011 4:38:47 PM

I guess so. I don't really get the point of it being a secret confession, other than I maybe it was to show me that votropants is the confessors alias? somebody being a doofus

[Edited on July 26, 2011 at 4:46 PM. Reason : .]

7/26/2011 4:44:33 PM

thats not a confession

thats a block of text for the study hall

7/26/2011 4:46:53 PM

Pick up that gun...

7/26/2011 4:47:24 PM

Quote :

" i started dating a chinese girl a few weeks ago and it seems to be going surprisingly well so now i am going to try to learn some chinese without her knowing. I have no idea if that will freak her out or she will be impressed.. but I have a long commute and chinese learning CDs so what the hell Also I have no idea what speed the chinese relationships go at but I am thinking about having the official talk in the next date or two.. "

7/27/2011 8:44:18 PM

7/27/2011 8:46:45 PM

If it's anything like Japanese girls, she'll expect y'all to be married within 6 months

7/27/2011 9:51:14 PM

I want confessions....

7/27/2011 9:57:15 PM

I'm open for business.

7/27/2011 10:08:55 PM

Quote :

"My husband is out of town and and I can't stop looking at w4w personals... I'm sure I won't respond to any but I can't stop thinking about meeting up with hot chicks "

When the mouse is away the cats will play.

7/27/2011 10:21:05 PM

confessions?

7/27/2011 11:01:28 PM

Quote :

" A while back, I had a fling with a colleague. We were both "taking breaks" from other people and we got drunk together after work. We ended up making out at the Ritz Carlton. We made out in a hammock. Then we made out on the golf course and I took his pants off and realized that he was WAY too big for me. Like, ridiculously big. Scare-me-away big. So I told him we were making a mistake and we never did that again. But we did have makeout lunch breaks for a couple of months after that. Hottest fling ever. I haven't stopped thinking about how hot he was. Even years later. Sadly, I've thought about him while in bed with other people."

7/28/2011 8:49:15 AM

Quote :

""I don't consider a blow job cheating because my penis doesn't have any emotions and stomach acid kills sperm.""

That would piss me the fuck off if someone ever said that to me.
The thread is awesome though.

^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
That's terrible

[Edited on July 28, 2011 at 9:21 AM. Reason : ^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA]

7/28/2011 9:13:10 AM

some good lols in this thread

taking confessions though

7/28/2011 9:14:39 AM

Quote :

"Last night I had sex with a black man named Whitey"

hopefully thats just a nickname and not parents thinking they're funny

7/28/2011 10:10:56 AM