Jen boob pics?

2/4/2011 9:10:58 PM

You know what's awesome?

I was in a shitty mood and still went to the gym.
I'm noticing this chocolate protein shake fulfills my chocolate craving FTW
My boss is ok (can't believe I am saying that)

2/4/2011 9:12:39 PM

yeah, they're lovely.

I'd show you guys, but she forbade me from sharing them



anyway, now I'm thinking about RachelMarie nekkid

2/4/2011 9:12:59 PM

Well poo...


I get invited to a super bowl party only to turn around and get uninvited

2/4/2011 9:41:03 PM

How did you get uninvited?

2/4/2011 9:41:57 PM

It turns out somebody else going invited several of their friends before I was invited so there isn't enough room in the apartment for everybody...

Since I got invited last then I'm the first one off the list...

Its nothing personal....I don't know the hosts very well so I was sort of an afterthought...they are friends of my good friends though

It just sucks because most of my buddies will be there...

2/4/2011 9:50:47 PM

sneaky dog is sneaky. Thinks I can't hear him going to the other bathroom to drink out of the toilet every time I go in the other.

2/4/2011 9:56:09 PM

^^They can't squeeze one more person? Some of the people they invited are bound to not show up. That's just really rude to uninvite someone.

[Edited on February 4, 2011 at 10:15 PM. Reason : ?]

2/4/2011 10:15:35 PM

if my head gets any fuller (yes, fuller) of snot it's going to explode

2/4/2011 10:36:43 PM

That would be a nasty mess

2/4/2011 10:40:27 PM

Every night for the past few days I've had a fever. Only at night though. ?

2/4/2011 10:41:41 PM

weird.


and why does this damn dog have to try to lay right across the middle of the bed.

2/4/2011 10:42:47 PM

I know
everyone would be like:



^My cat stuck her nose in my left nostril

[Edited on February 4, 2011 at 10:44 PM. Reason : .]

2/4/2011 10:44:01 PM

there's a weird noise outside and I have no idea what the hell it is.

2/4/2011 10:59:59 PM

I just want inside, its cold

2/4/2011 11:03:28 PM

Pretty good day today. Wish it wasn't raining all day but oh well.

2/4/2011 11:05:31 PM

I told you to shut up and be quiet. you're staying out there.

2/4/2011 11:05:32 PM

2/4/2011 11:05:38 PM

Ramona Flowers?

2/4/2011 11:06:35 PM

lol@ the local news station

First story is about weather
Second story is about snakes......just... snakes... ook

2/4/2011 11:10:43 PM

Not on a plane?

2/4/2011 11:12:01 PM

I hate snakes

2/4/2011 11:13:27 PM

Not yet, but did you know owning an alligator in virginia can land you 6 months of jail time?

2/4/2011 11:14:02 PM

why is it so hard to get a puppy. In the country, where I'm from, you just look in the newspaper, find an add, and go pick it up. Simplicity is key.

2/4/2011 11:15:26 PM

Long shitty night at work

Time to go dance away the stress

2/4/2011 11:57:23 PM

Yeah that's not what happened at all

And seriously what is this bump on my wrist? It looks like a bite...but it doesn't itch.

And trying not to be so cranky...

[Edited on February 5, 2011 at 12:00 AM. Reason : ]

2/4/2011 11:57:42 PM

I'm a little bummed that all the good things about today that I wanted to tell my parents got brushed off because people had better things to talk about.

Nothing to celebrate.

2/5/2011 12:00:22 AM

I'm kinda surprised I can't find anyone to chill with at 3:30am on Saturday.

2/5/2011 3:35:51 AM

Shoud've gone to bed earlier

Here's hoping I can squeeze a nap in sometime today

2/5/2011 6:31:25 AM

Ugh... I find this very annoying

2/5/2011 8:43:49 AM

Productive day is productive...

Got up at 5...cleaned 2 offices...

I'm halfway through with one house...

Only 2 more houses to go

2/5/2011 8:54:59 AM

fucking work, le sigh

2/5/2011 8:58:09 AM

such poopy weather out today

2/5/2011 9:11:54 AM

working from home a saturday is only marginally better than working from work on a saturday.

2/5/2011 9:13:03 AM

I'd say it's harder cause it's much more tempting and way more of a tease.

2/5/2011 9:15:05 AM

yeah, that's why i'm twwing and not working

2/5/2011 9:18:56 AM

Why is he still asleep? Usually he is up before 7, and I'm bored dangit

2/5/2011 9:39:58 AM

woot, 12 hours of sleep

2/5/2011 10:17:48 AM

no plans today, what should I do?

2/5/2011 10:25:23 AM

You can go clean the house in wendell for me

2/5/2011 10:45:45 AM

I'm trying to figure out my plans for the day too. Only thing I know for sure is that I gotta go to work at about 3:30

2/5/2011 10:47:43 AM

That works out well...


You have time to go help him clean the house in wendell for me

2/5/2011 10:49:19 AM

if you drive, I'll help

(and by help I mean eat their food and watch their tv)

2/5/2011 10:51:53 AM

If I was coming from my house instead of wilson I would take you up on that

2/5/2011 10:54:20 AM

Hey saps- I know some people are going to tobacco road to watch the game.

2/5/2011 10:58:32 AM

sounds fun, ill hit you up later

2/5/2011 11:06:07 AM

oh, I'm not going (see: work at 330)- but they had invited me out


and what was that facebook thing you asked if "does this work" last night?

2/5/2011 11:17:10 AM

testing out the Facebook chat on my phone app

2/5/2011 12:02:14 PM

Ah. What app is that?

2/5/2011 12:09:31 PM

regular Facebook Droid app, just never noticed it before

also that other thread totally made me tear up in public, luckily I'm at a burrito place so I cam blame it on the hot sauce

2/5/2011 12:13:44 PM