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3/1/2010 1:53:21 PM

iheartkisses, i really, really do

3/1/2010 2:24:54 PM

lucyinthesky cracks me up on a daily basis

3/1/2010 2:25:25 PM

I thought of you yesterday during my 60-mile bike ride.

3/1/2010 2:26:43 PM

awwww

thinking about me getting hit by a car??

if the weather is nice enough next weekend - i'm getting the new bike out and taking it on it's maiden voyage

3/1/2010 2:27:41 PM

Yes! We were biking in a high traffic area and I was worried that I might pull a LunaK.

What kind of bike? Pics plz!

3/1/2010 2:29:22 PM

Fuji Absolute 2.0 2009

3/1/2010 2:31:45 PM

i am entirely too proud of my spider solitare difficult/4 suit winning percentages

from what i can tell from searching around on the internets, it's pretty close to optimal.

3/1/2010 2:33:46 PM

^^ purty!

Do you have a tri bike for your triathlon or are you riding that?

3/1/2010 2:35:48 PM

riding that. it's a hybrid so i figure it will suit me just fine

3/1/2010 2:36:27 PM

Sweet! You should also ride it in Tour De Cure. http://tour.diabetes.org/site/PageServer?pagename=TC_signup&s_event_state=2461

3/1/2010 2:39:00 PM

hmmmm

i could probably do the 33 at this point... i dunno how much butt hurt i want

3/1/2010 2:41:52 PM

I adore the dunkaccinos from dunkin donuts (hot chocolate/coffee mix)

This shames me a little.

3/3/2010 5:35:03 PM

^ that sounds delish

but also like it would give me the runs

3/3/2010 7:05:40 PM

it is.

You can make them at home, too
DD's basically the same, except + HFCS (I'm sure. At any rate, it's CRAZY sweet - more than a homemade version is)

3/3/2010 7:09:02 PM

I'm looking forward to being a father

3/3/2010 10:07:22 PM

i'm looking forward to getting a vasectomy

3/3/2010 10:08:20 PM

i had a really good one earlier today and i was gonna post it, but i think ill pass

3/3/2010 10:09:36 PM

did better than I thought I'd do today.

3/3/2010 11:18:27 PM

Quote :

"I'm looking forward to being a father "

did i miss something? is xtine preggers?

3/3/2010 11:19:58 PM

it's 11am and i've done a total of maybe 15 minutes of work

3/4/2010 10:52:47 AM

considering you didn't get there until after 10am....

3/4/2010 10:53:57 AM

shutup

i totally got here at 9:45

3/4/2010 10:54:15 AM

3/4/2010 10:54:32 AM

my apartment looks like it got hit by a tornado

i'm such a slob

3/4/2010 4:54:46 PM

i am deciding to no longer be a doormat

3/5/2010 3:23:22 PM

i am deciding to no longer be a doorbell

3/5/2010 3:27:50 PM

Quote :

"I have Paparazzi, Just Dance, and Poker Face on my ipod. Those are also getting play. Just not as much as Bad Romance "

am i the only one that loves paper gangster! ?

3/5/2010 4:40:09 PM

i don't do funny business

not interested in fakers

3/5/2010 4:41:13 PM

i was at work until 1:30 am last night

3/5/2010 4:42:51 PM

I hate bitches. Yet everyday, I flirt with insanity.

3/5/2010 6:46:30 PM

I just spent $130 on a pair of shoes I definitely don't need.

3/6/2010 12:11:18 PM

I have never seen Mean Girls. I want to.
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I think Pripyat/Chernobyl would be an awesome place to visit now.

3/6/2010 2:15:47 PM

I have listened to Video Phone by Beyonce (featuring Lady Gaga) many times over the past few days. I love the video and I love Lady Gaga.

3/6/2010 2:28:58 PM

STUNNING ADMISSIONS ITT

3/6/2010 3:53:35 PM

I just dipped half a can of grizzly in about 20 minutes.

3/6/2010 4:18:06 PM

I think I see why people get in trouble when drunk


Its wroth it me thinks

3/7/2010 12:05:04 AM

I'm tired of life

nothing is good, nothing is worthwhile...it's just one damned obligation and one damned wound after another

3/7/2010 3:35:08 PM

i once masturbated with palmolive. still can't stand the smell of that shit to this day. or can I?

3/7/2010 3:37:14 PM

the entire page one of my inbox is from one person

3/8/2010 12:52:24 AM

I lied on my resume and got a sweet job.

3/8/2010 12:54:05 AM

i love that i can never take my own advice

3/8/2010 10:59:04 PM

it's ever so much easier to give advice than to take it

nothing wrong with giving it, though

3/8/2010 11:03:30 PM

all i want to do right now is drink a bottle of wine, smoke cigarettes and go to bed

but that is not a very good life plan

3/10/2010 7:14:34 PM

the sound of a loud exhaust on a big truck kinda turns me on

3/10/2010 10:35:38 PM

i rock


thats not so much a confession as fact

3/10/2010 10:39:15 PM

do not lie

3/10/2010 10:40:00 PM

I was entirely not Jewish enough for this afternoon's lunch date.

3/10/2010 10:40:15 PM

mn1rocibittkhmir

3/10/2010 10:40:44 PM

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3/10/2010 10:42:51 PM