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3/10/2010 10:43:13 PM

I caught a 17ish yr old boy looking at my boobs at the gym, and I laughed at him.
WAY TO BE DISCRETE ABOUT IT, tardface.

3/10/2010 10:44:36 PM

my eyebrows do crazy things when i shave/brush my teef

also, i'm looking fucking good today

3/11/2010 10:43:04 AM

wait i thought Masskki22 was a guy

3/11/2010 10:44:05 AM

he is

3/11/2010 10:44:43 AM

I wonder if the two nurses I'm talking to work in the same hospital... they already both work mother-baby

3/11/2010 10:47:44 AM

What? I am no man.

3/11/2010 11:46:07 AM

my students always seem to do worse than the coursewide average on coursewide tests

this makes me

3/11/2010 2:36:05 PM

during the ACC Tournament, if NC State wins, I wear the same clothes until they lose. I've been doing it since I was little

(now I wash them before wearing them again )

3/12/2010 3:54:50 PM

I'm feeing ridiculously alone :-/

3/13/2010 2:59:51 AM

3/13/2010 3:06:32 AM

I don't watch NCSU athletics anymore. But games like today's, I get pulled in with optimism and hope only to have my heart crushed.

3/13/2010 6:48:06 PM

I rather miss the smell of vagina.

3/13/2010 6:49:29 PM

I love fat chicks and athletic chicks.

3/13/2010 9:32:55 PM

There are only two people in the world who I TRULY HATE.

One of whom is a professor whose class I'm currently taking. I tried to never take another class of her's again, but with only three professors in the department, it's impossible.

3/13/2010 9:40:34 PM

What's the other?

3/13/2010 9:57:03 PM

fat ppl

3/13/2010 9:57:53 PM

i think im going to hate the answer to that question

3/13/2010 9:59:37 PM

I hope my decision tonight doesn't cost someone their life

3/13/2010 10:00:14 PM

whoa...I just masturbated from 1:56ish to 3:05, and didn't even realize it until afterward

3/14/2010 3:12:01 AM

After reading that, I am a little concerned.

3/14/2010 3:24:17 AM

i want to kill my brother's dog

3/14/2010 3:24:20 AM

^^^is that counting spring forward??? if so, weak confession

3/14/2010 3:25:36 AM

of course it is, seeing as how 3:05 fall time = 4:05 spring time, so I would somehow have to have fapped into the future

3/14/2010 3:42:37 AM

i always thought that hunterb2003 was a girl

3/15/2010 5:33:33 PM

i feel like the biggest fatty right now

3/18/2010 9:16:49 PM

I think I'm addicted to math

I've done all my homework, and now I'm getting antsy and a wee bit depressed

3/19/2010 6:13:40 PM

At least it won't cause your teeth to fall out

3/19/2010 6:18:30 PM

no, it won't...unfortunately I'm addicted to cigarettes too, and they will

3/19/2010 6:26:44 PM

I look at girls' butts way too often. Or not often enough.

3/19/2010 6:31:00 PM

My underwear is giving me the worst wedgie in this skirt

3/21/2010 8:00:52 PM

3/21/2010 8:01:10 PM

I don't want to watch the movie Precious because I don't want to look at a huge fat girl for over an hour.

3/23/2010 4:02:40 PM

It's funny you say that when looking at the poem in your profile. Hypocrites ittt

3/23/2010 4:04:30 PM

I can't believe what I write in this thread.

3/23/2010 4:07:07 PM

i confess that i put water from the sea of galilee in a contact solution bottle a year ago... as a keepsake of sorts, but i forgot i had done so...

and cleaned my contacts with it yesterday.


last night, and now today, my right eye is completely red and irritated.


I may have to go to the doctor.

[Edited on March 23, 2010 at 4:18 PM. Reason : ...]

3/23/2010 4:17:16 PM

^^^ mainly because my dad was morbidly obese and almost died from it a few times. Fat people remind me of it and it makes me sad and makes me feel bad for them. I don't want to watch a movie that reminds me of those things.

[Edited on March 23, 2010 at 4:18 PM. Reason : ^]

3/23/2010 4:17:45 PM

I confess

bmel fucking rules

3/23/2010 8:12:44 PM

damn you Thin Mint ice cream

if i can just finish you tonight, i can be good the rest of the week

3/23/2010 10:07:04 PM

i have gotten one work related email today

3/25/2010 3:21:28 PM

boss is going to the lake all next week

which means i'm not doing shit

3/25/2010 3:22:51 PM

I call people and hang up when they answer if I don't like their tone when they say Hello

3/25/2010 3:24:55 PM

when i see my cousins facebook photo i can't help but think the guys of tww would be all over that

3/25/2010 8:15:25 PM

Still gay.

3/25/2010 8:15:47 PM

I am afraid to go walk the dog because he is so strong and I'm still so feeling and don't want to relapse. But he needs some attention, and I want to get out of this goddamn house.

3/25/2010 9:41:10 PM

i failed

3/25/2010 10:09:20 PM

3/25/2010 10:09:52 PM

i'm a doormat

3/25/2010 10:11:20 PM

Yay nude beaches next week

Hizolla!

3/25/2010 10:21:20 PM

YAY, MY NEW CAMERA AND TRIP TO THE NUDE BEACHES NEXT WEEk

3/25/2010 10:23:20 PM