208 needs moar confessions

8/5/2011 2:44:43 PM

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" OK so the other night around midnight I was chatting with this guy online through this dating site. He wanted to call me but I was like "Ummm we've been talking for maybe two days, I don't want to give out my number." He said "C'mon, if something doesn't work out you can always block me." So I'm like "whatever" and give him my google voice number. Dude calls me and 2 minutes into the conversation he starts talking about his family. For the next 50 minutes he gives me the whole story about how his aunt is a total bitch who curses out his mother, doesn't call his grandpa, and was nasty to his grandmother until she died. He also goes on and on about his sister who is dating this loser who's unemployed blah blah blah and how his mother puts up with him etc etc. Anyway, when it becomes clear he's just going to keep talking and talking (and was largely repeating himself, the family drama was actually kind of interesting at first) I notice it's almost one in the morning so I interrupt him and say I need to get to bed. He suddenly gets upset and hangs up all pissed. I immediately block his number in Google Voice. Then he called me back from another number and left this voicemail http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAp- "

[Edited on August 7, 2011 at 4:06 PM. Reason : Fgcd]

8/7/2011 4:05:39 PM

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"After just washing my hair last night my bf came in it. And after all the bitching and moaning about how gross it was..... I forgot to wash it out this morning "

lol

8/7/2011 4:21:16 PM

^^

Quote :

"The URL contained a malformed video ID. Sorry about that. "

8/7/2011 6:11:18 PM

hahaha I got mad when I couldn't listen to the voicemail too

FIX THE LINK

8/7/2011 6:16:17 PM

SO

ANGRY

[Edited on August 7, 2011 at 6:17 PM. Reason : way worse than getting fresh princed]

8/7/2011 6:16:56 PM

Quote :

"hahaha I got mad when I couldn't listen to the voicemail too FIX THE LINK "

8/7/2011 6:41:10 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

here you guys go!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAp-WgaqznA

8/7/2011 7:02:19 PM

that is sure to get him laid

8/7/2011 7:06:08 PM

lolzers

8/7/2011 7:07:46 PM

Ack sorry about the link I was copying off the iPhone and must have not copied the whole thing over

8/7/2011 7:24:23 PM

Ah ha ha ha, I was going to make a comment about posting my voice mail and realized the fuckers name is jason

8/7/2011 7:29:57 PM

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"A few years ago I had a bunch if friends over and we ran out of beer after a good 12 hours of nonstop drinking. One of the guys and I decide it'll be ok to break into my neighbors place and take his beer. While we were there I took a massive dump in his girlfriends cats litter box. I swear, it was bigger than the car."

I assume they meant cat and not car

8/7/2011 10:27:24 PM

I would love to hear some confessions!

8/7/2011 10:28:12 PM

i haven't looked in this thread for awhile. for good reason, i'm sure.

but still, a little entertainment before i lose my sanity for the rest of the week...?

[Edited on August 7, 2011 at 10:35 PM. Reason : ]

8/7/2011 10:34:23 PM

Confess, you know you want to

8/8/2011 9:07:42 AM

My inbox stayed red

8/9/2011 4:03:04 PM

ha, I got one and didn't even ask.

8/9/2011 4:03:39 PM

well, where is it?

8/9/2011 4:04:31 PM

Don't leave us hanging, man

8/9/2011 4:04:50 PM

oh dude

im drinking margaritas, now would be a great time to send me confessions

[Edited on August 9, 2011 at 4:06 PM. Reason : haha margaraita would be disgusting. indian food + tequila = ]

8/9/2011 4:05:21 PM

lol. I was referring to my earlier one on this page. Sorry to disappoint.

[Edited on August 9, 2011 at 4:06 PM. Reason : ]

8/9/2011 4:06:25 PM

[Edited on August 9, 2011 at 4:51 PM. Reason : to me, naturally.]

8/9/2011 4:34:18 PM

pick me

8/9/2011 10:19:11 PM

taking confessions!!

8/9/2011 10:23:54 PM

holy cow that voice mail was PATHETIC! That dude is one more beer away from putting a shotgun in his mouth.

8/9/2011 10:27:36 PM

Natural Selection at its finest

8/9/2011 10:32:39 PM

confess all your sins to meeeee

8/9/2011 11:02:56 PM

dang i posted an image and STILL no confessions.

i am disappoint.

8/10/2011 11:37:25 AM

yeah i'm bored at work today! confessions please!

8/10/2011 11:38:12 AM

ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

8/10/2011 11:40:26 AM

You don't gotta send them to me, but send em to someone...ENTERTAIN ME!

8/10/2011 11:43:12 AM

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"I have been dreaming for weeks now about my ex-wife and how much I miss her. It's getting ridiculous. "

8/10/2011 8:44:43 PM

Dear T-Dub,

I am extremely bored tonight, please to entertain me by confessing all your sins.

Betty

8/10/2011 8:45:46 PM

bored as well, i want some juicy confessions!

8/10/2011 8:47:11 PM

confess to me?? im sick and lonely, help a sister out.

8/10/2011 8:49:03 PM

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"fuck you "

shocking revelation! oh wait, no it isn't. I already knew this person hated me.

8/10/2011 9:13:06 PM

omg what a let down

you log in, your inbox is green, you open it up, and it's just "fuck you"

it should have had a period though, statements like that are better with a .

8/10/2011 9:19:19 PM

^^brutal!

8/10/2011 9:25:22 PM

not really. i've heard much worse.

8/10/2011 9:52:48 PM

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"My life is great right now but I feel guilty about it since I know so many people who are jobless, homeless, loveless, etc"

8/10/2011 9:54:14 PM

confess your sins, my TWW, and all shall be forgiven

8/10/2011 9:56:47 PM

the next confession posted was sent by me

8/10/2011 9:57:08 PM

Quote :

"I'm gay"

8/10/2011 10:03:38 PM

lol

8/10/2011 10:04:06 PM

settledown pwnt stay home

8/10/2011 10:11:49 PM

that shit was on a tee

i mean... you could have posted anything

weak

8/10/2011 10:17:26 PM

I almost posted something but thought it would be too easy

8/10/2011 10:20:05 PM

come on people, i need some confessions!!!

8/10/2011 10:21:10 PM

set em up

8/10/2011 10:24:20 PM