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8/10/2011 10:36:11 PM

that's 204 pages of people begging for confessions and 5 pages of actual confessions

8/10/2011 10:38:27 PM

77.38% of all statistics are made up

8/10/2011 10:39:15 PM

Morning confessions help your day go better

8/11/2011 7:17:40 AM

^true story

8/11/2011 8:20:15 AM

Quote :

"You're pretty hope that isn't a letdown "

8/11/2011 9:47:32 AM

Had to stop myself. Already typed up a long story to send to ^ and realized admitting to a felony isn't the best of ideas

8/11/2011 10:10:52 AM

Quote :

"I'm typing this from my phone on the toilet because I just clogged it up and I don't feel like getting up to deal with it just yet. "

Not helping my day go better

8/11/2011 10:24:03 AM

8/11/2011 10:24:34 AM

Quote :

"So I was jerkin it in the shower this morning, and something came into my head that distracted me and completely got me off track... I got a very nice, very sweet email from a girl I used to date(I guess you'd consider it that, I hate labels) that I haven't really kept in contact with that well over the last couple of years, and it included the following line: "I don't miss you but I do think fondly of you." For some reason, this stuck in my mind, and just repeated itself over and over and over again. I realized that I just have this concept that every girl that I've ever been with has this eternal longing for me, to be with me, and to be in a relationship with me. That all they think about with other guys is how they're not stacked up compared to me, that I kind of ruined every one of their future relationships, due to having spoiled them. That at any time I could just be like "yo, what's up" and they'd *swoon* right back to me. As I'm standing there, confused, wet, and with soaped up junk I had totally been neglecting, I realized this was about the most narcissistic thing imaginable."

8/11/2011 12:17:42 PM

Quote :

"So I was jerkin it in the shower this morning, and something came into my head that distracted me and completely got me off track"

i was scared this was one of those stories where an insect flies into your urethra and fucks shit up

8/11/2011 12:21:42 PM

that made me laugh. what a fucking tool

8/11/2011 12:22:58 PM

Quote :

"It would be funny if certain people like ddd and GoldenGirl were premium and could see how much shit is said about them in the chatterbox"

i, too, wish i was premium still to see the shit said about me...

8/11/2011 2:04:59 PM

Yeah me too

8/11/2011 2:09:57 PM

haha

cant wait til golden girl reads that and is like "wtf golden girl and golden girl in chatterbawks?"

8/11/2011 2:11:31 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha omg i so almost fell for the script! what a n00b

8/11/2011 2:14:14 PM

Quote :

" "It would be funny if certain people like jaZon and GoldenGirl were premium and could see how much shit is said about them in the chatterbox""

Lol, I can only imagine

8/11/2011 2:16:42 PM

I can see!

8/11/2011 2:17:48 PM

Quote :

"haha cant wait til golden girl reads that and is like "wtf golden girl and golden girl in chatterbawks?""

lol

that's cool TWW opinions are the last opinions on earth that I actually care about. Its funny that people waste their time on me even in a bad way ahha.

8/11/2011 2:19:22 PM

we're all degenerates anyway

8/11/2011 2:22:32 PM

ahaha nice script action.

8/11/2011 2:38:17 PM

I'm not sure what this script you're talking about is, but you all have hurt all of my feelings

8/11/2011 2:46:38 PM

you just hurt your own feelings son

8/11/2011 2:47:04 PM

^^well you should see the chatterbox, apparently.

[Edited on August 11, 2011 at 2:47 PM. Reason : too slow]

8/11/2011 2:47:10 PM

8/11/2011 3:03:59 PM

Quote :

""It would be funny if certain people like NCSUam0s and GoldenGirl were premium and could see how much shit is said about them in the chatterbox""

Aww, I just started logging on again this week after several years... didn't know I was so talked about... not sure why I would be though.

Oh well.

8/11/2011 3:47:11 PM

you're a legend brah

8/11/2011 3:51:23 PM

damn that's so good

8/11/2011 3:58:40 PM

LOL @ all the script pwnage

8/11/2011 4:02:54 PM

Quote :

"I took a massive shit today at work and it clogged the toilet. I tried flushing three times but the turd was still sticking up out of the water. I gave up and went back to my desk."

8/11/2011 4:14:58 PM

Quote :
"It would be funny if certain people like JohnNoir and GoldenGirl were premium and could see how much shit is said about them in the chatterbox"

I. Am. Preemie. x2

8/11/2011 4:25:49 PM

8/11/2011 4:28:38 PM

you might be preemie but you're still a n00b...obviously.

8/11/2011 4:31:31 PM

This thread just fucking won the internet.

8/11/2011 4:33:17 PM

I don't get how like 10 people always get suckered by the script. After the first 5 people who fall for it, then get made fun of, it seems like they'd catch on.

8/11/2011 4:42:21 PM

every time I see my name I immediately check the edit for a script.

8/11/2011 4:52:44 PM

hahahha A++++++ script implementation

8/11/2011 4:58:18 PM

What do I always fall for that?!?!

I'm lame.

8/11/2011 5:05:38 PM

Quote :

"every time I see my name I immediately check the edit for a script."

ESPECIALLY in a grimx post

8/11/2011 5:06:02 PM

no one EVER mentions me, so anytime I see my name I automatically assume script

a quick mouse-over always confirms.

always

[Edited on August 11, 2011 at 5:14 PM. Reason : also accepting confessions]

8/11/2011 5:14:31 PM

Quote :

"OL @ all the script pwnage"

8/11/2011 5:48:54 PM

What I love about the script is it brings out the lurkers.

8/11/2011 9:38:59 PM

Quote :

"no one EVER mentions me, so anytime I see my name I automatically assume script a quick mouse-over always confirms. always"

Seriously no one ever drops a Netstorm so I'm always immediately skeptical.

8/11/2011 10:30:21 PM

I am a fan of Netstorm.

8/11/2011 11:21:49 PM

I am a fan of "CONFESS TO ME."

8/11/2011 11:22:27 PM

i need a confesshun before bed

lets have a bedtime-story-lullaby confession

8/11/2011 11:23:11 PM

Quote :

"I have been wrong before, but I have a hunch that bottombaby has an astoundingly beautiful pussy."

Script?!?

[Edited on August 11, 2011 at 11:26 PM. Reason : typo]

8/11/2011 11:25:57 PM

not a script!

Quote :

"I've become less interested in sex lately. I haven't been making much of an effort to meet girls or anything and instead intend I'm focusing on what I want to do. If I don't date or see anyone for awhile, I won't be upset. But sometimes I do want a fuck buddy friend, I miss a nice tight warm pussy to fuck. "

[Edited on August 11, 2011 at 11:27 PM. Reason : confess to me~]

8/11/2011 11:26:54 PM

Quote :

"I decided today how I will kill myself, if I ever decide to do so. I'm going to drive full speed into something that'll crush my car and instantly kill me. Either a cliff or mountain, or just drive off a cliff and wait for the fall to take care of me. "

oooohhh yeah, now i can go t sleep

8/11/2011 11:33:48 PM

Quote :

"I am a fan of Netstorm."

8/11/2011 11:39:44 PM