Quote :

"you would like 7 small weiners in a cann"

-Ragged

4/18/2009 11:01:53 AM

Quote :

"Easy. One leg under, one leg over."

-thegoodoctor

4/20/2009 1:10:32 AM

Man I love college.

AsherRoth

4/20/2009 1:32:06 AM

Quote :

"i'd go with over half of you (the boys only)"

-Arab13

4/21/2009 12:29:47 PM

i just did the "when's the last time you've been mentioned in a thread thing" and i'm glad I did or I would've totally missed this!!

Quote :

"poop's gonna rumble" -elkaybie"

BWAHAHAHAHA--nice one brett

4/22/2009 9:29:12 AM

Quote :

"What are the odds I will get off? Can I talk to the professor to try and let me in?"

-Socks``

4/22/2009 11:21:00 AM

Quote :

"its usually just the reappearing of the mess, high heels everywhere, constantly a coat of salt all over the counters (you think they got any on the food?) , leaving windows open/doors unlocked when leaving..."

-roxy0144

4/22/2009 9:23:36 PM

Quote :

"i am shitting like i have the power of grayskull in me"

Agent 0

4/23/2009 2:59:09 PM

"if I were rich, I would get a friend to sit in the back seat and stick his bare ass up against my rear windshield"

-JeffreyBSG

4/24/2009 6:52:08 PM

Quote :

"13" is minimum size for me "

-qtnmfag

4/25/2009 4:31:13 PM

That thread has a couple more gems:

Quote :

"find a tool that works for you and use it. *shrug*"

-Optimum

Quote :

"its dimensions roughly match that of a half-inch wide toaster"

-BigMan157

Quote :

"It's so damn small, but then you get used to it and it's only moderately annoying. And then a 12" screen looks huge. And yeah, the battery life ROCKS. That's the one thing I miss."

-lopezlisa

Quote :

"nah, i knew what i was getting into i just didn't fully comprehend how small it was going to be"

-BigMan157

4/25/2009 7:43:29 PM

Quote :

"I used to suck dicks for fun"

-Big Business

[Edited on April 26, 2009 at 1:08 AM. Reason : 9]

4/26/2009 1:07:41 AM

"I bet you tuck your penis between your legs too"

-ncsuapex

4/26/2009 1:10:48 AM

"i started looking for a way to email her and warn her [...] then i saw the jackoff videos and decided not to"

-thumper

4/26/2009 2:14:18 AM

"i dunno, but i think i'm doing it wrong because my butt hurts whenever i'm done"

-Smath74

4/28/2009 12:59:15 AM

Quote :

"women shouldnt waste their time with someone thats a homo sometimes"

- not dnl

4/29/2009 10:43:51 PM

Quote :

"you can call me Wesley Snipes"

- supercalo

5/3/2009 10:15:20 PM

Quote :

"i don't know nothin"

-thumper

5/4/2009 11:24:16 AM

Quote :

"i couldn't imagine only being able to feel the left half of my dick "

-slaptit

5/4/2009 9:52:53 PM

Quote :

"i just stared for 3 or 4 mins in awe that i was able to get it in there."

-NeuseRvrRat

5/4/2009 11:03:19 PM

Quote :

"I definitely want to go down some. "

-samwise16

5/6/2009 9:51:42 AM

"big dicks are worthless if you dont know how to use em"

-Ragged

5/6/2009 6:28:34 PM

Quote :

"my back and balls hurt"

BigMan157

5/6/2009 10:03:02 PM

Quote :

"BigEgo is closer to my idea of perfection"

-djeternal

[Edited on May 7, 2009 at 12:23 AM. Reason : edited post]

5/7/2009 12:19:59 AM

Quote :

"Yep I got fucked today. "

Ragged

5/7/2009 5:13:43 PM

Quote :

"I don't know, I had an Italian and it was pretty fucking good."

-GenghisJohn

5/12/2009 10:18:08 PM

Quote :

"oh my god what i wouldnt do for one of dem chcolate girls"

-gunzz

5/13/2009 2:16:15 PM

Quote :

"alright guys im going to bed...but ill continue to bump "

Joie

5/14/2009 12:38:35 AM

Lucky for d7freestyler, eh?

5/14/2009 1:02:06 AM

Quote :

"not a problem. and don't worry, I'm sure your vag smells good"

- djeternal

5/14/2009 11:26:37 AM

that was completely in context

5/14/2009 11:34:29 AM

^^^ lol, i just saw this.

5/14/2009 11:35:15 AM

yeah but, it sounded super creepy

5/14/2009 11:36:53 AM

lol at the amount of Ragged quotes in here

5/14/2009 11:37:18 AM

Quote :

"do you reach under and shake? or do you reach around and shake? do you shake it in your hand first and then stick it in there and rub? OR does your gf do it for you "

-khcadwal

just barely out of context

5/14/2009 2:38:01 PM

lol oh geez

5/14/2009 2:49:53 PM

Quote :

"I'm simple and you're not that funny, we work well together"

5/15/2009 3:32:28 PM

Quote :

"no, it's about 6 inches long and 5 inches across."

-TheTabbyCat

5/15/2009 11:13:05 PM

Quote :

"people keep asking that question and it grows!"

-khcadwal

5/16/2009 8:08:53 PM

Quote :

"when I get off I always stub my toe when I try to walk."

cddweller

5/16/2009 8:48:35 PM

"when you have to use your whole fist it SHOULD make you sad"

-KeB

5/18/2009 2:42:03 PM

Quote :

"i don't think my fingers will ever smell the same"

evan

5/20/2009 7:49:06 PM

Quote :

"If its not pink I'm not eating it."

TKE-Teg

5/22/2009 3:02:10 PM

This one's too easy

Quote :

"Wish they were brown, and I'd take them"

WolfpckGrl17

5/24/2009 7:45:57 PM

Quote :

"my fav part is the size, not fucking huge, but i can still breathe."

-NeuseRvrRat

how's that for getting to work

5/27/2009 12:32:47 PM

ahahahahah

awesome

5/27/2009 12:36:37 PM

there was another one i didn't even see

Quote :

"i get trans work done cheap"

-NeuseRvrRat

5/27/2009 2:03:57 PM

Quote :

"He taught me how to felch"

SlaveFamous

5/27/2009 2:17:10 PM

they're everywhere today

Quote :

"i think it is too big....and i can't move it. otherwise i'd be all over it."

-Mr E Nigma

5/27/2009 2:52:00 PM

Quote :

"Set em up"

5/27/2009 2:53:11 PM