lol sad epl wingers unite!


paul hart has been axed, stupidly by portsmouth....no one is gonna want to go in to that mess (well someone obv will, but good luck to them). at least i wouldnt if i were any type of manager (up and coming, or established). no one knows who owns that club, they have no money, and they are staring relegation right in the face

11/24/2009 1:07:06 PM

let's all jump on Rooney for diving now

since it's all cheating ya know, no matter how much you embellish a foul to get a penalty kick

11/28/2009 10:29:30 AM

epic phantom penalty for Portsmouth to even it up

deserved tie at this point but wtf was the assistant thinking there

11/28/2009 10:34:49 AM

hahaha, what the hell was that?

11/28/2009 10:35:04 AM

well, looks like Neville is a disgusting cheater who deserves a ban too

11/28/2009 11:26:34 AM

i haven't seen these penalties, so i don't know if you are being serious or just over dramatic considering your disdain for man u. (honestly, not trying to be a dick)

but 3 penalties in one match is a bit much. there have been 2 in the burnley/west ham game as well.

[Edited on November 28, 2009 at 11:44 AM. Reason : hahaha. hull city just scored at man city on a penalty in the 82'. 7 straight draws for man city???]

11/28/2009 11:35:48 AM

ahahaha City's such a joke

11/28/2009 11:54:16 AM

and what did Neville do? complain too much about the overly soft penalty Portsmouth were awarded? or is it just aimorris throwing his toys out of the pram because United were dominant again?

11/28/2009 12:32:12 PM

nah Neville had that awesome dive on the sideline where he wasn't even touched to earn the foul and instead of being a cheater, it was called "clever" from the announcer

you know, because he's British and plays for United

11/28/2009 3:35:58 PM

pics or it didnt happen

11/28/2009 3:40:23 PM

lol, trust me, it happened. I don't know of any United message boards but I'm sure somebody must have mentioned it if there was some running commentary. side note, I love how much shit Neville talks all the time when he's a fringe player at best for this team. I have no idea how he wears the armband before Giggs or Scholes.

All the pens were soft to be honest, but Pompey's was completely nonexistent



brilliant.

11/28/2009 3:59:39 PM

Neville was the most consistent player in terms of performance and appearances after Keane left in 2005, that's how he got the armband. Then he started to suffer from a long run of injuries. He's still captain because he's the most loyal.


And he may be fringe at the moment, but at their best I'd take Neville over Brown, Evans, or O'Shea any day of the week.


If he retires any time soon (and Giggs, too) the most likely candidate to be United captain is Ferdinand, followed by Fletcher, Vidic, and then Rooney.

[Edited on November 28, 2009 at 4:36 PM. Reason : Scholes said he never wanted to be skipper. Ever.]

11/28/2009 4:35:42 PM

Why Vidic over Rooney?

11/28/2009 4:37:42 PM

he's older and SAF prefers age + CBs/CMs

11/28/2009 4:55:37 PM

lol city, lol arsenlol, and lol at all the penalties called this weekend. were the refs told to call more penalties or something? haha

woot rooney with a deserved hat-trick for how much effort and work he's been doing this year, but united still need someone else to step up and supply goals besides roondog.


mr shipman, i may have caught you in the fantasy league after this week with some stellar last minute picking i had to do again haha

11/29/2009 2:34:00 PM

fuck that fantasy league.

it's hard to score points when half your team doesn't even play. (and people score own goals )

[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 3:11 PM. Reason : k]

11/29/2009 3:10:07 PM

hahaha yeah not sure why Qshack played and foster didnt. that hurt a bit for you. and i have vermin too for that own goal, asshole. but having drlolgba, giggs, and tevez was pretty key...i didnt expect adebayor to get 0 points but oh well. im fairly certain once they actually adjust my total points from 61 to 101 then ill pass you for the first time this season :p

11/29/2009 3:13:47 PM

yeah, you should pass me. i'm pissed. i got 0 points from 4 people, and 2 people in the red this week.

what makes me more mad is who i had and dropped (between weeks, not on last week's team) who racked up points this week.

11/29/2009 3:17:54 PM

I hate you guys.


My Roondog + Drlolgba killer strikeforce won't be enough to move me out of third.

11/29/2009 3:20:56 PM

Drogba is awesome.

That is all.

11/29/2009 3:45:53 PM

arsenal just got the shitter basically for the season with van persie gone for pretty much all of it...i was starting to believe they could do some damage but that is a crucial blow since him and fabregas were workin well and killin it lately. now fabric-ass will have to do all the work again

11/29/2009 4:44:03 PM

united playing tottenham in the carloling cup today, for what feels like the 18th time in the past few months haha


2-0 at half. tottenham dominated first part, united dominated 2nd part of that half. gibson is looking like he is very near replacing carrick. he doesnt seem to miss when he shoots from outside the box.

espn commentary:

Quote :

"In that last move Berbatov tracked back to win the ball in midfield. I'm not joking! "

Quote :

" 35' Bentley has it and he looks to put the ball in the danger zone. Unfortunately it's in the "no-Spurs-players-in-sight zone". "

Quote :

" 37' Park feeds in De Laet down the left who produces a cross-cum-shot. Whatever it is, it's over the bar."

Quote :

" 41' Berbatov closing down (I know, that's twice in this game!) and he wins it from Bale. It must be the new stream-lined haircut he's sporting. "

[Edited on December 1, 2009 at 3:59 PM. Reason : lol]

12/1/2009 3:53:58 PM

Quote :

"CROSS CUM SHOT"

12/1/2009 4:24:23 PM

the crowd are really into it for this game. they havent been for a lot this year, so i am impressed

12/1/2009 4:37:53 PM

park, welbeck, nani....you guys are the most frustrating players i have ever seen play haha.


nani, while you didnt play today, you have great positioning and are always in the right place, however you cross like a center back...hell, vidic might be able to cross better than you. PLZ TO FIX THAT.

park, like nani you are always in the right place, but i have never seen a player miss the target at united as much as you since diego forlan who almost seemed to do it on purpose

welbeck, unlike nani or park, you have no idea what the word positioning means...you are constantly in the wrong place, and like nick said to me earlier you often times are running away from a through ball. if you would learn where to be youd prob score bucket loads since you do have a pretty good shot...



but congrats to anderson, yet again you played your ass off and showed you are a pass first midfielder in setting up gibson's first. you started almost every offensive play for united when they went well and you never lose the ball when its on your foot. why you arent playing about every game is beyond me...a rotation policy is not needed in the midfield right now imo. play anderson and fletcher almost every game unless they are injured, then rotate the 3some of fletcher, anderson and hargreaves when he is back which should be very shortly

gibson is trying to make a case for himself to push past carrick as a better midfielder. dude cant miss outside the box when he shoots.

obertan will be good. he has ronaldo's feet when ronaldo first came to united...if he learns to score like ronaldo watch out.

[Edited on December 1, 2009 at 5:00 PM. Reason : thats all i got for now]

12/1/2009 4:55:24 PM

wow chelski certainly showing they have absolutely 0 youth in that system with the starting lineup they have out there today against blackburn....im pretty sure drogba just had an injury recently and prob needs a break anyway at his age as a striker, but yet hes out there in that hugely important carling cup match...i hope he breaks his ankle


man city playing 100% starters against arsenal's youth....go ahead and get your 1 trophy ever mark hughes. im sure your saudi masters will love spending mega-oil-bucks so they can put that carling cup on their mantles...

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 4:21 PM. Reason : 5. 5 dollar. 5 dollar trophy]

12/2/2009 4:14:54 PM

blackburn have taken chelski to extra time...they tied it with a goal, according to gamecast, from near the sideline like 30-40 yards away...i might need to see what happened there....

12/2/2009 5:00:30 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAH

chelski are out of the carloling cup with pretty much their first team against blackburn. lost in PKs....ballack of all people missed his pk

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 5:49 PM. Reason : of course united draw city...i hope united's youngsters beat city's whores]

12/2/2009 5:47:39 PM

United's kids will manhandle City, as long as Qshack or Foster aren't playing.


We get City, Leeds, and Arselol all in January. All that is missing is LOLverpool, and it would be UNITED EPIC RIVALRY MONTH EXPOSED???

12/2/2009 6:19:00 PM

leeds isnt a sure thing though right? they got a replay against whatever blue square prem lge team they are/were playing

12/2/2009 6:40:04 PM

yeah, but come on. not a sure thing..... but I highly doubt we'll be playing Kettering Town.




and if we do....



LOL

12/2/2009 6:41:52 PM

epic ketchup town rivalry!

12/2/2009 6:43:21 PM

mmmmmm. wait... ewww.

12/2/2009 6:46:19 PM

haha the dude who caused chelski to be under the transfer ban that never was i guess, was the one who missed the final pk for them....nice purchase douches

12/2/2009 7:02:00 PM

^ you mean

"HEY KID!"

"What?"

"I'MA KAKUTA! STOP ALL THE TRANSFERRIN. HELP KAKUTA.'"

"I don't know much about Kakuta, other than the one we got on our team. He missed a PK against Blackbur--"

"AWIJOIEWJOWJOWIJASASVCCW999032"



GI JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

12/2/2009 11:58:49 PM

AHAHAHA

12/3/2009 12:02:58 AM

LOL

12/3/2009 12:04:11 AM

hahahaha I even made myself laugh on that one

12/3/2009 12:11:48 AM

that is so epic beyond comprehension nick...

im still lolling


for anyone who has no idea:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eA3XCvrK90

[Edited on December 3, 2009 at 12:15 AM. Reason : lol]

12/3/2009 12:13:57 AM

AW HELL NAW, WASSUP DROG

12/3/2009 12:19:47 AM

ahahahhahha drog


the one on the frozen pond is the best psa i remember seeing

(alright, give him the stick. DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK!)


although porkchop sandwiches is pretty good too....abababababababababba....

[Edited on December 3, 2009 at 12:22 AM. Reason : d]

12/3/2009 12:20:42 AM

ahahahahahah, well done nick.

(the frozen pond one and pork chop sandwich one are the best, imo)
("holy cow, i'm totally going SO FAST!! AH FUCK!)

12/3/2009 12:25:48 AM

last one there is a penispump

12/3/2009 12:27:00 AM

Now you've got me re-watching all these things. I'll spend all night watching them over and over.

I remember the one that got me the most the first time I watched it was the baseball one.

12/3/2009 12:29:43 AM

haha yeah that one i ddint like at first, but the 2nd time i watched it was when i really appreciated it.


this one slays me too and i dont know why: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phFgCLguSNI



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQcJBjObEc&feature=related

"Bo-sing-wa" Noo!!

[Edited on December 3, 2009 at 12:37 AM. Reason : f]

12/3/2009 12:30:17 AM

BET YOU WONT MAKE THAT PK, BITCH

12/3/2009 12:43:34 AM

what does that retard kid say in the end of porkchop sandwiches?

12/3/2009 12:51:06 AM

According to wikipedia:

Quote :

"One of the boys says something along the lines of, "Detected-d-d it no goin' and you tell me do things, I done runnin'..."

12/3/2009 12:58:07 AM

yeah that sounds like ole' Drog

12/3/2009 1:08:20 AM

HOT DAMN, I haven't seen those GI JOE PSAs in years.

"Nice catch Blanco Niño, but too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked."

12/3/2009 2:01:09 AM