11/11/2009 8:30:07 PM

11/11/2009 8:30:40 PM

11/11/2009 8:31:30 PM

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"I AM Batman. "

11/11/2009 8:32:33 PM

some post secret shit up in this thread

11/11/2009 8:32:57 PM

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"i never showed anyone your tits "

11/11/2009 8:33:03 PM

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"i showed everyone your tits "

11/11/2009 8:35:18 PM

i'll take some

11/11/2009 8:35:50 PM

this should be interesting. I promise to adhere to the rules.

11/11/2009 8:37:41 PM

I'll take some more confessions.

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"I hope LunaK beats you in the consecutive posting duel you have going on. But by just one day. "

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 8:40 PM. Reason : haha]

11/11/2009 8:37:49 PM

I are still taking confessions.

11/11/2009 8:40:40 PM

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"I don't have too many friends, and most of them are girls. Most guy behavior I see annoys the shit out of me, nevermind that I probably do the same things."

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"I hate seeing my friends sad and depressed. I want to do whatever I can to cheer them up or help them out, even though sometimes I need not to."

11/11/2009 8:41:11 PM

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"I feed my dog raw meat and Im always worried that he will try to eat me if I dont feed him."

11/11/2009 8:42:45 PM

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"There have been several instances where I could've cheated on my boyfriend, and I haven't. But lately I've been questioning where our relationship is going..."

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"Im a pretty intimidating guy, but the movie UP made me cry like a baby. Probably because my dad left before I was even born and the little boy in the movie seemed so much like me."

11/11/2009 8:43:12 PM

Evan ftw, best/fastest thread since balloon boy, lol.

11/11/2009 8:43:39 PM

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"Ive never met my dad and Ive only seen one photo of him. If I could meet him I would be the shit out of him. "

11/11/2009 8:44:24 PM

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"i really just want to go on a bunch of bad blind dates but none of my friends set me up on any even when i ask.. "

11/11/2009 8:44:28 PM

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"I, too, cried at the movie UP. During the ~15 minute opening montage. "

11/11/2009 8:45:37 PM

hi

i'm open for confessions

now time to read pages 11-whatever page that we're on now

11/11/2009 8:46:11 PM

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"my dog died in february and i haven't been the same since. i can't have a dog at my apartment now and my parents don't wanna get a new one so they can go on more vacations. if i had the money i'd move somewhere twice as expensive just to get a dog."

and the ThePeter, I love whoever sent that to you

11/11/2009 8:48:32 PM

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"i keep going back and forth between wanting to get a job that gets me the fuck out of the US and not wanting to leave, that makes for interesting interviews when they ask my location preference. "

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"I have no desire to meet my biological parents because I know only one fact about them and it disgusts me. "

11/11/2009 8:49:05 PM

This thread is far too entertaining

11/11/2009 8:50:11 PM

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"my husband cried during Cars"

11/11/2009 8:51:02 PM

i would like to receive confessions

11/11/2009 8:51:09 PM

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"I cried during Marley and Me. And Wall-E. And Finding Nemo. "

11/11/2009 8:52:32 PM

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"I have a bad habit of getting tired of my girlfriends after about a year. Nearly all of my relationships ended badly after about a year because I didnt want to put up with them anymore. "

11/11/2009 8:53:57 PM

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"you're one of the reasons I make myself work out extra hard now-a-days .. I think of the stuff you say to us whenever we're in class and then try to tell myself the same thing when I'm trying to push myself really hard so for that, thank you "

11/11/2009 8:55:18 PM

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"You make me proud to be a black man. Keep on keepin on brotha. "

11/11/2009 8:56:14 PM

I too would like to receive confessions

11/11/2009 8:56:18 PM

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"I'm going to a gay club Friday. I'm kinda excited cause gay clubs are fun, but I'm kinda dreading it cause I've been around a lot of gay people recently. "

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"I feel guilty when I buy food and don't finish the food I purchase. Even if the money used isn't mine. That is a reason why I'm overweight. "

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"I've always wanted to date a black guy, but black dicks are really scary looking. "

i find these interesting.

11/11/2009 8:56:23 PM

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"I choose which confessions I send to which users in hopes that they all are found amusing. "

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"I feel like I'm a better friend to people I met yesterday than nearly any of my friends have ever been to me. "

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 9:00 PM. Reason : ]

11/11/2009 8:59:20 PM

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"I've never felt any kind of significant emotional attachment to any person ever. I've cut off good friendships abruptly and for no reason and never really cared that I did so. I've felt more attachments to my dogs than anyone else, and when one of them died I didn't even shed a tear. It made/makes me wonder what the fuck was wrong with me."

I want some

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 9:01 PM. Reason : meaning I want some more confessions... that post was sad ]

11/11/2009 9:00:47 PM

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"No one in my family knows I changed my major. They would just get upset and then eventually continue to pressure me about getting a job...seems like all they care about sometimes."

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"I love pork rinds like its crack "

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"TWW chicks aren't lying when they say they give enthusiastic bj's. learned this the hard way. "

11/11/2009 9:02:04 PM

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"Im jealous of people who have a great relationship with their SO. I hate myself because I cant seem to stand girls long enough to get into meaningful, potentially lifelong, relationships."

11/11/2009 9:02:33 PM

well I figured my thread would be a little more successful

some of you people need to be called out

11/11/2009 9:03:22 PM

^2 What? How is there any other way to give a BJ? I thought all of them would be at least a LITTLE enthusiastic..

11/11/2009 9:03:31 PM

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"I wish I could tell my mom how much she means to me and how much I appreciate her, but I cant because Ive never had a great relationship with her and I feel like it would be too awkward to even try. I hope I can do it before either of us die."

11/11/2009 9:03:39 PM

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"I cried like a little bitch when my dog died. I didn't give two shits that any of my grandparents died, other than that my parents were sad."

11/11/2009 9:04:15 PM

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"I hooked up with an ex in the back of the theater during Finding Nemo. "

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"I cry like a little bitch EVERY TIME I watch "Oliver & Company" in the first 10 minutes!! "

11/11/2009 9:04:46 PM

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"I soooooo have a combination crush on you and bmel. "

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"I know I will make a great dad, and I look forward to the day. I always smile and look forward to it when I see a kid with their father."

<3 THAT ONE

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"i really want you to start setting me up with single chicks. just pick a girl at random that you know and say if they want to go with you and ----- to trivia night and meet this cool guy. "

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 9:09 PM. Reason : .]

11/11/2009 9:05:39 PM

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"i had an abortion. it bothers me some days more than others"

11/11/2009 9:08:19 PM

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"I love the way my boyfriend's dick smells."

11/11/2009 9:08:58 PM

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"I've only had one relationship in my entire life that I would consider a properly functioning relationship, in that there was an equal amount of care on both sides. I really just want to find someone that I can be nice to, but I'm hesitant because girls I'm nice to could care less, but girls that I am mean to seem to consistently come back for more. I know there's a happy medium in there somewhere but I can't seem to find it."

ok I've put off running for like 20 minutes now thanks to this thread.... leave me some more confessions K?!?!

I'll spice things up and leave a PUBLIC confession though:

last night I tried killing a rat to leave in my snake's cage, only it didn't die and kinda came back to its wits so then I got really frustrated and threw it outside in the bushes... now I keep wondering if it's going to show up at my doorstep all mentally retarded, cold, and wet

11/11/2009 9:12:58 PM

from someone who went on a bad blind date last week, trust me, its a blessing your friends arn't setting you up

11/11/2009 9:13:26 PM

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"When I was a freshman, there was this girl in my history class... she had a bangin' body, but a heinous face. one day, I went over to her dorm to let her copy notes from a day she missed in class. it wasn't long before she randomly took off her clothes, and tried to take my penis out of my pants. I was so disgusted by her, and the messiness of her room that I just grabbed my notebook, and left her there sitting on her bed crying. Luckily for me, she was so embarrassed that she never showed up in class again."

11/11/2009 9:14:21 PM

^^^I'm pretty sure I know who said that.

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 9:15 PM. Reason : ]

11/11/2009 9:14:49 PM

^^^^YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 9:15 PM. Reason : .]

11/11/2009 9:15:10 PM

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"I ate a whole box of mac and cheese today. Not all in one sitting, but throughout the day. Now I feel awful about it and I wish I could go for a walk or something but it's raining cats and dogs outside."

11/11/2009 9:18:47 PM

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"I fed my roommate's hamster to my snake because I couldnt stand the awful squeaking noise from the wheel when it ran at night and he never bothered to fix it. I told him it mustve escaped."

11/11/2009 9:20:28 PM

lol wut

11/11/2009 9:22:06 PM