Life = deadly disease



[Edited on February 26, 2011 at 11:20 AM. Reason : 2111]

2/26/2011 11:19:47 AM

I think I'm gonna ride out to Chllyfest in a couple hours.

2/26/2011 11:22:22 AM

my legs are kinda tired from helping my sister move yesterday

2/26/2011 11:38:13 AM

lk, did you kill your cat and cook it in a soup?

2/26/2011 12:18:14 PM

Need to go to the store but have no motivation. And to watch the game today or not. hmm...

2/26/2011 1:31:01 PM

Moe's hit the spot.

Also, need to get in the mindset of cutting most of my hair off. Gotta week to prepare!

2/26/2011 1:40:25 PM

nine months 'till 30

2/26/2011 1:53:50 PM

Quote :

"lk, did you kill your cat and cook it in a soup?"

No, Jason and Meridith are going to take her.

2/26/2011 2:16:38 PM

thats good, cat soup doesnt sound too tasty

[Edited on February 26, 2011 at 2:22 PM. Reason : or does it >_>]

2/26/2011 2:22:09 PM

Maybe I should enroll in an MMA class or something.....

...nah...

2/26/2011 4:35:56 PM

maybe

you

should

get some buddies from work to do it with you

and good god my dog's farts are

2/26/2011 4:37:15 PM

I'm having a hard time letting go...

So much shit. I feel terrible just throwing it away, but I have no patience for a yard sale right now...
I guess I'll just donate it...

2/26/2011 4:37:46 PM

Jaden Smith is a terrible actor...why did I start this movie...

Nostalgia...fail.

Fucking Karate kid gets to travel more than someone in the foreign service

Actually I think one of the guys I work with already goes to an MMA school.

2/26/2011 4:39:29 PM

well there you go. when I cooped a guy I worked with went to a Muay Thai gym and invited me along, but I didn't have the confidence for it yet - still a 170 pound sting bean. Course I probably still wouldn't do any martial arts classes because my knee still feels fucked

this album needs to hurry up and download so I can go work out

2/26/2011 4:47:21 PM

actually I think its Muay Thai where this guy goes....of course its like 45 minutes from here.

Not exactly time for that.

We will see.

COOPED

Quote :

"170 lb string bean"

[Edited on February 26, 2011 at 4:51 PM. Reason : always needs a hyphen]

2/26/2011 4:49:36 PM

Sleepy

2/26/2011 5:23:22 PM

pissed at my stupid phone

also, I miss my buddies

2/26/2011 5:59:06 PM

Jesus H!

Wickett got out for 20 min and that was just about the worst ever

Found her though!

2/26/2011 6:05:55 PM

Aids isn't cool

2/26/2011 6:15:34 PM

trying to sign up for progress energy for the new apt. I don't know if it's their website or my computer that is making it suck SOOO badly. I can't finish the signup!

2/26/2011 7:40:32 PM

4 more hours till I die/turn 21

2/26/2011 8:00:35 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGQKCSKwlM0&feature=youtu.be

lols

2/26/2011 8:35:15 PM

i'm so sick of hearing people say, 'nice guys finish last'

fucking bullshit.

2/26/2011 8:39:46 PM

this cat is most excellent


cupcakes

2/26/2011 8:47:37 PM

headed to the brewery to see 9th Wonder and the new crew. Should be an interesting night. Bout 12 headed to a dance party

2/26/2011 8:47:41 PM

What should I do tomorrow wolfweb?

2/26/2011 9:50:47 PM

Recover from a four loko induced hangover

2/26/2011 9:58:26 PM

But I have no leftover 4 loko

2/26/2011 9:59:47 PM

Time to hit up that sacred gas station then and stock up for real this time

2/26/2011 10:25:20 PM

man, that bitch is like an hour away.

2/26/2011 10:27:18 PM

yay 4 lokos

2/26/2011 10:29:11 PM

2/26/2011 10:47:43 PM

cheer up

2/26/2011 10:48:47 PM

How did they hack HER email account?

2/26/2011 10:52:06 PM

wow- lots of upsets in college basketball today... #1 Duke, #4 san diego st, #5 Texas, #10 Arizona, #11 Georgetown, #13 Florida, #14 Villanova, #17 Texas A&M and #21 Missouri all went down today... and most of those were to unranked teams


and NCSU won- it must be pretty chilly in hell right now

2/26/2011 11:09:47 PM

What a warped movie!?...

2/26/2011 11:32:56 PM

dammit. The end of the movie I was watching is missing the ending. Guess that's what I get for watching it online.

2/26/2011 11:34:18 PM

I think this dog has a timer to fart every 5 minutes

2/26/2011 11:38:06 PM

threaddin it

[Edited on February 26, 2011 at 11:42 PM. Reason : .]

2/26/2011 11:42:32 PM

Peter makes me laff, especially when drinking 4lokos

2/26/2011 11:44:26 PM

everytime you take a sip of watermelon 4loko, its like eating a jolly rancher

2/27/2011 12:21:40 AM

im so fucking tired but i cant sleep
i hate that

2/27/2011 12:23:59 AM

goddamn 4 lokos ...

goddamn puke smell ...

2/27/2011 12:56:33 AM

I wanna play a game!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2/27/2011 12:58:49 AM

you can play puke all over inside and outside of a car door!
G.O.D won!

2/27/2011 1:04:08 AM

Yay get to sleep on my bed

2/27/2011 1:06:45 AM

OH DEARY ME MY JOINTS ARE ACHING.

Seriously what's been going on this week. Maybe I need to evaluate how nutritious my diet is.

2/27/2011 1:34:19 AM

Just a saw an interesting discussion of the historical vs supernatural perspective. Not looking to start a soap box debate, so just thought I'd share with enough of a teaser to decide if you want to read it (being that its super long for a CNN article).

http://www.cnn.com/2011/LIVING/02/27/Jesus.scholar/index.html?hpt=C1

Quote :

"Crossan says Jesus was an exploited "peasant with an attitude" who didn't perform many miracles, physically rise from the dead or die as punishment for humanity's sins. Jesus was extraordinary because of how he lived, not died, says Crossan, one of the world's top scholars on the "historical Jesus," a field in which academics use historical evidence to reconstruct Jesus in his first-century setting. "I cannot imagine a more miraculous life than nonviolent resistance to violence," Crossan says. "I cannot imagine a bigger miracle than a man standing in front of a tank in Tiananmen Square." In another time, Crossan's views would have been confined to scholarly journals. But he and his best-selling books, including the recent "Jesus: A Revolutionary Biography," have changed how biblical scholars operate. Crossan believes the public should be exposed to even the most divisive debates that scholars have had about Jesus and the Bible. He co-founded the Jesus Seminar, a controversial group of scholars who hold public forums that cast doubt on the authenticity of many sayings and deeds attributed to Jesus."

Quote :

"Crossan's overarching message is that you don't have to accept the Jesus of dogma. There's another Jesus hidden in Scripture and history who has been ignored. "He's changed the way we look and think about Jesus," says Byron McCane, an archaeologist and professor of religion at Wofford College in South Carolina. "He's important in a way that few scholars are.""

Quote :

"Crossan says he never planned to be a Jesus scholar but was drafted to play that role -- by the Roman Catholic Church. He had other plans. He grew up in a small town in Ireland reading adventure stories like "20,000 Leagues under The Sea" and reciting poetry with his father on long walks. He wanted adventure and travel. The missionary priests who visited his boyhood school with stories of mission trips to Africa seemed to offer both. Crossan says his father, a banker, and his mother, a housewife, didn't push religion on him. He was raised in a traditional Irish Catholic church where faith was "undiscussed, uninvestigated and uncriticized." "I didn't grow up in an atmosphere where the Bible was stuffed down my throat." Yet Crossan immersed himself in the world of the Bible for the rest of his adult life. When he entered a monastery at 16, church leaders told him they wanted him to be a scholar because he had already taken five years of Latin and Greek. He became a priestly prodigy: ordained by 23; a doctorate at 25. He studied in Rome and Jerusalem, and eventually became a New Testament scholar who became known as an authority on the parables of Jesus. "

Quote :

"In 1985, Robert Funk, a New Testament scholar, asked Crossan to join him on a risky mission: Expose the public to academic debates about the historical Jesus."

Quote :

"Crossan says, however, that he's "trying to understand the stories of Jesus, not refute them." Still, his findings often end up challenging some of Christianity's most cherished beliefs. Consider his understanding of the resurrection. Jesus didn't bodily rise from the dead, he says. The first Christians told Jesus' resurrection story as a parable, not as a fact. "Crucifixion meant that imperial power had won," Crossan says. "Resurrection meant that divine justice had won. God is on the side of the crucified one. Rome's' values are a dead issue to me.""

Quote :

"Ben Witherington, a New Testament scholar who has written several books about the early Christian community, says Crossan's work allows people to sidestep questions like: Did he come to save the world? ... "They all suggest that God intervenes in history. If you have a problem with the supernatural, you have a problem with the Bible. It's on every page.""

2/27/2011 2:29:11 AM

another lame "I miss her" post

laaaaaaaaaaaaaame

2/27/2011 2:45:20 AM

Unexpectedly and unplanned good night.

3 beers closer to my plate.

106?

2/27/2011 2:55:46 AM