merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Shit my nose. 2/27/2011 10:34:40 PM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
aaaaaaaaaaahahahaha the new Ke$ha video. ridiculous. 2/27/2011 10:36:46 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
no way, why would I make this up? you were on the couch watching tv and I was at the computer and you were flipping through the channels and found the oscars, you insisted on watching them and I was all "oscars are gay" but you made me get off the computer and watch tv with you and I ended up liking the oscars. I definitely remember it because I had never watched them before 2/27/2011 10:37:25 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
ain't no way. It must have been the other way around.
What happened that year? I don't even remember that situation. 2/27/2011 10:40:45 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
departed won, they had the shadow people making silhouettes of the movies (little miss sunshine, happy feet...) 2/27/2011 10:43:47 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I don't remember that.
You must have watched the oscars with some other chick that year. 2/27/2011 10:44:46 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha, perhaps 2/27/2011 10:45:52 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
When where the oscars 4 years ago? 2/27/2011 10:48:23 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
about this time four years ago 2/27/2011 10:49:18 PM |
BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
things i hate: peeing out my butt 2/27/2011 10:49:32 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Well as I recall...about this time 4 years ago you were out testing the waters. 2/27/2011 10:49:56 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
your recollection is incorrect 2/27/2011 10:51:46 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
as incorrect as yours? 2/27/2011 10:52:24 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
i just left a 30 dollar tip on a 30 dollar tab ... i hope that made her day 2/27/2011 11:01:14 PM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39307 Posts user info edit post |
NATALIE 2/27/2011 11:17:26 PM |
zorthage 1+1=5 17148 Posts user info edit post |
w00t for straddle, double straddle, and triple straddle
If it weren't for those crazy few hands, I'd have been down money when we cashed out 2/27/2011 11:19:02 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
walking the dog is a good excuse to check out the police activity in the neighborhood 2/27/2011 11:20:16 PM |
walkmanfades All American 3139 Posts user info edit post |
walking the dog is a common euphemism for beating off 2/27/2011 11:30:03 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
omg yay catherine/katherine/kathryn is back on greek.
lol i like her. 2/27/2011 11:56:02 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
I should probably go home and pass out since most of my good friends rolled out, but I want to find something fun to do.
What the problem is tdub? 2/28/2011 12:00:20 AM |
zorthage 1+1=5 17148 Posts user info edit post |
All we are is dust in the wind. 2/28/2011 12:18:30 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
My girlfriend wanted to break up with me. Quickly, I played the "Imagine-me-licking-some-other-broad's-pussy" card. This strategy worked amazingly. 2/28/2011 12:29:04 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
^ 2/28/2011 12:36:09 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
KILLING 2/28/2011 12:38:01 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
why did she want to break up? 2/28/2011 12:38:32 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
cuz he's a P.O.S boyfriend who knows how to play cards 2/28/2011 12:39:43 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
i think i finally, finally found the bottom
which sucks
but now the only place to go is up 2/28/2011 12:44:37 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
omg omg omg omg marnie stern in two days 2/28/2011 12:46:17 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
remember you are a microscopic P.O.S floating around on a floating piece of lint in this universe called Earth.
I'm sure whatever your problems are you can just erase them and start again and no one will give a shit... except for you... which you are the only person that matters in YOUR universe.
So quit crying and force things to go your way.
You don't have infinity time, do it NAO1!1!!!
[Edited on February 28, 2011 at 12:49 AM. Reason : .] 2/28/2011 12:48:25 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
fuuuuuuuuuuuu I shouldn't have put off this homework for so long 2/28/2011 12:53:40 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
WHAT IS IT?!?! I'LL HELP YOU 2/28/2011 12:54:20 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
a case outline on Fanconi Anemia.....
I wish my apartment would stop going from hot to cold to hot to cold again 2/28/2011 1:01:40 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Oh, i thought it was math.
I'm sure you have exhausted all your internet resources by now and I have no library open near me.
I sadly can't help 2/28/2011 1:05:05 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
I'm pretty tired 2/28/2011 1:31:36 AM |
Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
I don't think I want to go to work for a few years. Anybody rich want to lend me about two hundred grand?
[Edited on February 28, 2011 at 1:48 AM. Reason : I'll pay you back with my organs after I die of natural causes.] 2/28/2011 1:48:23 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "why did she want to break up?" |
As a preface to the relationship, she told me that she tries to break up with her boyfriends once a month, citing the tiniest excuses to not be in a relationship. Surprisingly (or not), she always tries to break up two weeks before/after a period. To top it off, after my successes in keeping her, she immediately becomes very affectionate and borderline codependent.
Women are fucking insane.2/28/2011 7:27:42 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
i wonder if i will ever stop waking up with a swollen face and eyelids. my body has had zero time to rest/recover since the stresses of last week so i'm guessing no. 2/28/2011 7:30:15 AM |
The5thsoth All American 4813 Posts user info edit post |
off to work. goodbye for the day sweet thewolfweb
2/28/2011 7:47:05 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
>_> 2/28/2011 8:06:26 AM |
aea All Amurican 5269 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Women are fucking insane." |
well duhhh
2/28/2011 8:28:43 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
wow i slept a ton this weekend 2/28/2011 8:36:17 AM |
Exiled Eyes up here ^^ 5918 Posts user info edit post |
why the fuck am I so exhausted this morning... 2/28/2011 8:53:30 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
why am i awake? 2/28/2011 8:56:20 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
squirt now gone for over a year 2/28/2011 9:12:29 AM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
well it's not even 10 am and I've already spent $600 2/28/2011 9:13:44 AM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
fuck... I really want to be productive, but at the same time, I want to be lazy/go have fun 2/28/2011 9:59:35 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
coffee time 2/28/2011 10:33:29 AM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Just found a pack of gushers in my desk drawer. Probably several years old, but still, GUSHERS.
I am currently enjoying them. 2/28/2011 11:27:15 AM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I should probably get rid of all the dead plants in my office. 2/28/2011 11:27:31 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
well hello 10% bonus 2/28/2011 11:40:45 AM |