1/4 of the way through the day, please hurry clock

3/7/2011 1:02:52 PM

trying to decide what my plans are for st. patrick's day...

if i'm doing something i should probably take off work on friday

3/7/2011 1:03:21 PM

My throat is starting to hurt


I think this week is a rest and get better week.

3/7/2011 1:07:54 PM

clearly vmware and red hat are conspiring to make my day as complicated as humanly possible >_>


clearly I'm being a huge douchy complainer today

3/7/2011 1:17:53 PM

how is it that I have six bottles of wine in my fridge, a bottle of ranch dressing, a water pitcher, some restaurant leftovers and no real food to eat.... I think I need to find a grocery store

3/7/2011 1:18:18 PM

Assumption of liability makes me never want to get married. The saddest on their face when I tell them their estranged husband has to call in and release the line makes me sad.

3/7/2011 1:23:23 PM

I'm hungry.

[Edited on March 7, 2011 at 1:24 PM. Reason : double post]

3/7/2011 1:23:45 PM

Quote :

"clearly I'm being a huge douchy complainer today"

haha I don't know what is worse- that or your absolute, grade A hater mood you were in yesterday

3/7/2011 1:25:20 PM

clearly clearly

3/7/2011 1:26:13 PM

ikr, maybe i'm pmsing

3/7/2011 1:38:20 PM

yay bowling

boo talking SO MUCH DRUNK SMACK the other night about how great I am and how I am gonna absolutely destroy everyone else

I maybe break a hundred every time i play

3/7/2011 1:39:42 PM

just tell them you play with the rails up.

3/7/2011 1:40:21 PM

hell yes bumpers

3/7/2011 1:41:24 PM

I really hate captchas.

3/7/2011 1:43:34 PM

if this doesn't make you cry...you have no soul...

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150394422860707

3/7/2011 1:44:11 PM

Why would I want to watch something that will either make me cry or prove that I have no soul? no thank you, madam

3/7/2011 1:46:10 PM

because you're a pussy if you don't!


so you have your choice

a) cry
b) have no soul
c) be a pussy

[Edited on March 7, 2011 at 1:47 PM. Reason : you pick!]

3/7/2011 1:47:08 PM

I have no soul.

3/7/2011 1:47:31 PM

this is a no win situation

3/7/2011 1:48:01 PM

at least being home dying from coughing i can be as obnoxious as necessary

3/7/2011 1:50:48 PM

verify this verify that. Dear microsoft, kiss my ass. kthx

3/7/2011 1:57:12 PM

Awesome to know our fist saturday beat the number one place. booya grandma

3/7/2011 2:31:34 PM

download 13%....this could take FOREVER

3/7/2011 2:54:13 PM

tomorrow afternoon seems like a LONG way away

3/7/2011 3:11:14 PM

this amuses me greatly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTbf0rOoMLg

3/7/2011 3:21:59 PM

ugh, can't even stomach lunch

3/7/2011 3:29:10 PM

woohoo. 60% done

3/7/2011 3:38:55 PM

Ugh, I hate corporate verizon stores. How dare you take advantage of an old lady!

3/7/2011 4:11:52 PM

lol. Someone should strangle her kids for even letting her go in there.

3/7/2011 4:12:57 PM

Seriously, poor lady. Sold her a case she didn't want, didn't explain the bill and fees or the cell phone. I think I got her straight though.

3/7/2011 4:28:02 PM

stupid verizon commercial - always think my phone is vibrating

3/7/2011 4:28:49 PM

so far, The Kite Runner is the most depressing book i've ever read

3/7/2011 4:42:21 PM

3/7/2011 4:44:01 PM

Quote :

"so far, The Kite Runner is the most depressing book i've ever read"

the movie was good, too. sad but good

3/7/2011 4:51:36 PM

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/ae103dd7_4d2c_b2da0.jpg


ppphh hahaha

3/7/2011 5:50:02 PM

^^ so depressing, but such a good story, eye opening even

3/7/2011 6:08:37 PM

Read A Thousand Splendid Suns after Kite Runner

3/7/2011 6:13:06 PM

^^ Mah Hero.

3/7/2011 6:16:40 PM

food consumed

sitting for a bit then off to the vet w/ 'brina

3/7/2011 6:39:13 PM

one more hour, go hour go

3/7/2011 6:50:56 PM

adflkjafjj cpa exam sux

3/7/2011 7:06:45 PM

40 minutes, i can totally picture my bed and how awesome its going to feel

3/7/2011 7:21:03 PM

what happens at 8pm?

3/7/2011 7:23:27 PM

holy fucking shit this goddamned cough

3/7/2011 7:23:35 PM

Loving the progress I'm making. Finally...

3/7/2011 7:24:05 PM

This love has taken its toll on me.

3/7/2011 7:27:14 PM

omfg i am going out and have managed to explode my very very strong perfume all over myself. sorry everyone in a 50 mile radius.

3/7/2011 7:27:51 PM

eww she's secreting

3/7/2011 7:29:24 PM

^^^^^^i go home and sleep

3/7/2011 7:29:26 PM

where are you now?

3/7/2011 7:30:53 PM