Quote :

"I've contemplated burning my apartment complex down because I hate the trashy people that live in it. I've searched for arsonist tips on public computers but am not sure I have to guts to actually do it."

8/29/2011 11:02:53 AM

I wouldn't call it "guts." More like stupidity. Just move.

8/29/2011 11:15:06 AM

although likely bullshit, I would suggest reporting that previous confessor to the appropriate authorities

8/29/2011 12:36:58 PM

dont report them, this is supposed to be anonymous! plus, arsonists provide job security for firefighters.

8/29/2011 12:41:12 PM

Quote :

"arsonists provide job security for firefighters."

And yeah, I call bullshit too. Unless they lived in Gorman Crossings

8/29/2011 12:42:13 PM

Also, what would you report them for? Thoughtcrime?

8/29/2011 4:11:34 PM

open for confessions

8/29/2011 11:28:06 PM

^^ Burn Stuff EXPOSED!?!?

8/29/2011 11:35:47 PM

confess to me

8/29/2011 11:36:28 PM

Quote :

"i'm about to go on a man rampage, 3 dates this week out to break some hearts for real "

8/29/2011 11:42:54 PM

if anyone's up, send confesses!

8/30/2011 1:58:42 AM

Quote :

"I'm currently trying to talk my good friend into a threesome. It's working. Just need to set a date "

8/30/2011 8:05:52 AM

Threesomes never work out the way you expect them to.

8/30/2011 8:52:35 AM

They work out better.

8/30/2011 8:55:59 AM

Until the girl goes psycho and starts stalking you. Know a guy this happened to.

8/30/2011 8:57:55 AM

that's why you have a hefty screening process (references, background checks, etc.) for potential members.

safety first, people.

8/30/2011 8:59:16 AM

ohai, i know some psycho girls like that...

8/30/2011 8:59:30 AM

bitches be cray cray

8/30/2011 9:01:56 AM

on an unrelated note, send your confessions this-a way

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8/30/2011 9:02:19 AM

Quote :

"I got a new badass car today but I spent a good hour of the morning sitting in my old car sobbing because I'm sad to see her go. She was a great car for 8 years. I feel pretty embarrassed at how emotionally attached to a car I am. I got stopped at a road block (yes at 8:30am) and the officer asked to see my license and asked "whats wrong with you?" and I told him I was going to trade in my car and that we were on our last joy ride and he just said "yeah, but what's wrong with you" and I blurted out "I'm a LITTLE EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT" and he just looked at me and told me to "go on". Such a damn woman sometimes. "

sometimes its hard to let go

8/30/2011 9:22:09 AM

8/30/2011 10:34:32 AM

^^I've had my car for 8 years too, I'll miss her when she's gone even though she's been such a headache, currently working great though so I'm not complaining

8/30/2011 10:35:36 AM

Haha that last confession made me smile and happy. Thank you

8/30/2011 10:53:11 AM

confess

8/30/2011 9:13:07 PM

confessions will be taken and posted by me

8/30/2011 9:14:12 PM

Quote :

"I think if I had three kids I'd want to shoot myself. Just the thought of having my first child freaks me out. I'm also not a patient person in the slightest. "

8/30/2011 9:15:26 PM

Quote :

"I have a huge crush on my roommate. I've lived here 5 months and the crush didn't start until recently. I realized I had caught myself staring at him and seeing how amazing he looks. We hung out a lot this weekend and we got along great. Roommate hook ups are a HUGE no no though. It's starting to be tough on me..."

8/30/2011 9:46:26 PM

go find yourself a new man to stare at!! outside of the house

8/30/2011 9:52:29 PM

If you're both mature, the sexy time will work out

8/30/2011 9:55:09 PM

Been a while since I've had a confession, i'll take one

8/30/2011 9:57:43 PM

confessions plz

8/30/2011 10:00:42 PM

somebody send me a dirty confession before i go to bed

8/30/2011 10:57:04 PM

confessions!

[Edited on August 30, 2011 at 11:00 PM. Reason : yea]

8/30/2011 11:00:00 PM

Quote :

"sometimes I wish I had an eating disorder,when trying to decide which one I want I think I'd rather go with anorexia, I think it would be a lot cheaper than eating a shit ton and then throwing it up, like a waste of money. But then at the same time I think throwing up would be better cause you get to eat anything you want but not put on any weight. "

8/30/2011 11:12:26 PM

Quote :

"If my gf mentions her xhusband and what he feels about a situation, im going to murder her. "

8/30/2011 11:13:06 PM

Quote :

"i havent smoked da reefer in 2 days and i have a massive headache, withdrawal "

8/30/2011 11:37:59 PM

Quote :

"People don't know it but I have some of the worst self confidence in the world. I don't know my worth and am so doubtful of myself. People don't know this side of me. This really effects any relationship I'm in or guy that I like, because I can't breathe, always rush things, and freak out b/c my insecurities in myself. I don't like feeling or being like this but I don't know how to ever change it..."

8/31/2011 12:18:14 AM

send me some confessions.

8/31/2011 12:25:58 AM

Quote :

"I want to do Betteroffdead"

8/31/2011 12:31:03 AM

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

who sent that one? wait, was it a dude?

8/31/2011 12:50:23 AM

probably, theres no girls on the internet

8/31/2011 12:50:58 AM

8/31/2011 12:51:56 AM

Quote :

"You're not funny, and you're a mean drunk"

[Edited on August 31, 2011 at 12:56 AM. Reason : lol]

8/31/2011 12:56:17 AM

ha

that could apply to you me or anybody on tww saps

8/31/2011 12:57:53 AM

haha, pretty sure its me, at least they were (wo)man enough to tell me

8/31/2011 12:59:00 AM

Quote :

"I agree with the previous confession, you have your moments, but you try too hard to be mean, and its pretty sad"

lol

8/31/2011 1:08:59 AM

Quote :

"I'm so horny that I'm about to hit up Craigslist Casual Encounters, and I've never had to resort to that level of skeezy booty call. It's actually quite embarrassing. Dammit. "

8/31/2011 2:12:07 PM

Don't do it, bro. You don't know where that vagina's been.

8/31/2011 2:13:22 PM

do guys use the word skeezy? btw it's a girl.

[Edited on August 31, 2011 at 2:17 PM. Reason : not giving identity only context.]

8/31/2011 2:17:23 PM

I'll take confessions.

8/31/2011 11:21:57 PM